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Hi everybody
I’m not one for capital punishment but a long drawn out torturing is the only thing that could befit such a disgusting crime.
Nonetheless, I have smoked joints and watched youtube videos more times I can remember. Sometimes I even do both at the same time
But not once have I ever urinated on some poor soul’s deathbed.When stuff like this happens, which tends to be pretty often, some people can’t help but search frantically for something to blame and that something usually ends up being harmless if used responsibly.
There are reasons why this guy did what he did but those reasons aren’t something we can even start to contemplate since we’d need a much more complex character profile of this scumbag than just saying Youtube… Beer… Cannabis… Soldier… THAT’S IT!!!
This reeks of jelousy methinks.
My friend surprised me by saying that my uber skinny torso was my second sexiest feature behind something that isn’t so uber skinny. Which is odd considering that all I have is a washboard flat stomach with well defined pecs and the right amount of chest hair. But I guess it isn’t the size that counts but rather how you use it.
Shame we’ve spilt up, abortions can be a touchy subject for the fairer sex.
Oh, just in case you were wondering, my hands were third.
I have signed it. Not that I want to appease you horsey types but because I HATE cars so much that I would have both Cher and Barbara Streisand sing at my bedside every night for a year just to rid our cities of these eyesores.
On another note, are there any rules against leaving horse droppings on the roads? If there’s not then I’m going to create a petition to make it legal, nay, encouragable to let your dog poo wherever it wants.
Yah, I don’t get it either.
Though I would love to call a racehorse something like ‘Brings up the rear’ or With the leaders’.
Would get boring pretty quickly though
Funniest 8 and 2/3 minuites of….. the last 12 hours
Doug Stanhope tells The Aristocrats joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGuh44_LBcStanhope is a hero. Saw him at the Edinburgh Festival last year, I nearly died. I remebered all his lines even though I could barely clap my hands together by the end. Put his name into the Youtube search bar and you’ll find some of his stand-up, if you’re into slightly close-to-the-bone humour you’ll absolutely love it.
I was making love to Doug Stanhope last night. Not him personally, I had his Deadbeat Hero dvd on at the time. Aye, Doug Stanhope is the ****! His bits on abortion and the ‘2 headed baby with 46’ holes are wicked. My new funbuddy was wetting the bed with what I think was laughter.
Morning all
Not really one for backing at odds against let alone at double figures. But this week has been about trying new things and getting lucky so here goes.
Newmarket 2.00 – King’s Icon 20/1
Left debut running behind when comfortably winning a Goodwood maiden which in itself is working out well. He looks like the only frontrunner in the field so he should be able to run his race as he pleases and also has a set of balls on him. Stable is in good enough form and though this will be the fastest ground he’s encountered, there’s no reason he shouldn’t act on it on paper. Massive price for a horse that will give you a run.2pts e/w
OK Hopper. Here’s Bill doing The Stones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAugZ-mWXEAnd as a consolation, here’s a woman trying to escape a car park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-EoIn_pxEHey ho
Cheers everybody for the contributions.
Hoppy. The action I took on whenever it was I last conversed with you was going to 42nd Street. I blame you for me going there. I also blame you for making me much much worse. You made me realise that nightclubs are shyte and I used to love nightclubs. You have to be either pissed or pilling to convince yourself you’re having a good time and even when you are, you can’t actually see or hear anybody else. Whenever a song the people recognize, the idiot masses start cheering, whooping and dancing like tw@s. Even though they’ve heard that song several million times before. What’s more, nightclubs are full of phucking students.
However, this last weekend of mine was spent down in Luaahndaan for the shitty Marxism festival. Still, something cool happened. Of the 200 or so lads (mostly SWP) staying at this accomodation centre, only two pulled. It is far from coincidental that the two lads that got some were the only Anarchists who went to Germany staying at the place. I don’t know why but I’m guessing it was because socialists are pretty good at the talking bit where as Anarchists are more for action (i.e;- we actually have the balls to fu<k).
I babble without making the point. I was one of those Anarchists and she was a step up on whatsherface. Bigger tits, younger body, better mover and carrying just the right amount of conditioning.
The point is that I’m no longer suicidal and Grasshopper is about as wise as they come in these circles.
Cheers
*reluctantly chuckles ‘neath pointless breath*
OFSBTJFG has temporarily been shelved with ONTSITH in full effect. If you’re wrong about this then I’ll hold you accountable.
Hey Max
That’s sound advice and it’s appreciated. The fact I’m talking about it probably isn’t as great a thing as you think. I’ve never been one for having pride in myself or my actions and that was the case before I was gloomy. I guess for now it’s a matter of sitting it through.
Thanks a lot for that though.
Hey Hoppy
I wouldn’t usually take the effort of talking to a newbie like you. However, your advice is also quite sage. However, tonight’s best opportunity lies within The Best Inde Night Ever at Manchester’s famous (for being shyte) 42nd Street nightclub. The results could differ from those desired!
Oh yeah, twill be called ‘Operation Find Somebody Better That Justine Fuching Gallagher’ aka OFSBTJFG. Will let yous know how it goes.
I agree with NV.
Authorized is a top class performer although as evident in previous outings, he would only be top class if he’s able to come off a good pace.
In that sense, only the presence of a pacemaker would ensure he should run up to his true merit.
Also, the pacemaker in question, Champery, has shown better than useful form when able to make the running so he should also be able to give his true running.
Oh my effing god!
TRF has certainly let itself go! Can’t believe this has lasted so long!
Hey peeps
Hi Simon<br>I’m a vegan so that advice tantamounts to squat. Seriously though, I have spent the last 39 getting absolutly s**t
faced and the not looking back theory is great right now. It is definately for the best that she doesn’t get the opportunity to let me see exactly what I need to satisfy myself emotionally.Hey Alchy<br>That’s the plan. With my newly shaved head and my elongated facial growth (due to there not being many communal razers on Reddelich camp), I should be able to charm many knicker off at Jilly’s infamous all nighter on Friday :)
Hey DJ<br>Don’t worry about it, I’ve already asked for the whip back.
Cheers for that lads.
PBUYou
But not once have I ever urinated on some poor soul’s deathbed.