Forum Replies Created
- Posts
Hi everybody
The first post I was going to transmit on my return was going to be along the lines of I hate y’all and y’all hate me so I’m leaving.
However, I have stumbled across a situation where I might need support from everybody I ‘know’. No matter how horsey racingy or internety they may be.
To give y’all an idea of what I’m on about, here’s the lyrics to a song I wrote which goes to the tune of glory glory…
The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped,<br>The s**t
ty Justine Gallagher said to Simon Bate you’re dumped<br>And this is what he said<br>FU<K YOU!Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Who the fvck is Justine Gallagher,<br>Cos the Si’s gonna march right on on on<br>And on! And on! And on and on and on and on!
Comforting ‘there theres’ most welcome!:crying:
Hi everybody
Whilst I’m at my Mum’s saying what might well be my last goodbyes, I figured I would bid y’all farewell whilst I’m at it.
To answer the topic question, YES to protest. I understand most of you are totally oblivious to this year’s G8 Summit what with all the Big Brother and Madeline McCann but these things happen every year.
That’s right, it wasn’t just another opportunity for that ****
Bono to look really really nice and caring.So yeah, I’m setting off tomoz and hopefully, by the time I return to this lapdog island, Imperialism will be a thing of the past and you’ll all have ME to thank.
Peace (unless you happen to be a member of Berlin’s notorious 23rd brigade because you boys are getting it!)
Yeah, twas in a 50% off sale and they ordered it by mistake. I mean, how many training centres can you think of anywhere near A-U-L?
It’s about a foot and a half long, grippy rubbery-stuffed handle with a leather triangularish shaped 2xlayered cracky bit which says ‘made in england’ on it.
Does that sound like a whip you’d know? If not then I can just as easily use it to smack the shopkeep’s face and take him to court. (Not entirely sure what order to do those in!)
Hi everybody!
I have just purchased a whip from the equestrian shop in Ashton-Under-Lyne for my girlfriend as a graduation present. Thing is though, I’m not sure if I’m gonna end up giving it her after all. (The whip of course). I mean it really is for me and it is the fu<king coolest thing ever in the history of the entire world!!!
I have already mastered flipping it in the air and catching it with my backhand. I just used it to wake up the sleeping cats at my mum’s (verily funny!) and my left forearm is red raw. All this fun and I’m still yet to use it for it’s intended purpose (sex).
I LOVE MY WHIP! BEST £10 SPENT EVER!
My girlfriend doesn’t consider herself to be British since the term is a pile of cock.
So for ‘Brits’ you may know, I’d have to shout for David Mitchell for making insecurity funny.
As for the lads killing people abroad in the name of a bully country, I would say brave but generally rascist and obviously naive. That or unable to serve a purpose in normal society. But yeah, cilly sunts and certainly not great by any stretch of the imagination however you (I) look at it. For the record, my old man was in the army and my cousin has just come back from Iraq so this isn’t an outrospective opinion.
Good shout yquem21
Him, Deep Sensation and Travado gutting each other at Cheltenham is pretty much what got me into racing in the first place. If only Remittance Man had stood up!
(and had Baydon Star bothered to stay alive!)
Edit=Pretty bad taste above since as well as it not being very relevant as he was a novice that season (a grade 2er at best on balance) I really shouldn’t use a horses death to emphasize a point. Even if Jair Du Cochet would have won every Gold Cup between and including 2004 and 2007, with Kauto Star winning it next year as he will be at his peak at that time
Oh yeah, since I’m editing, I should mention Tiznow’s 2nd epic with Sakhee…. one of the very few to make Sinndar look like a horse rather than Pegasus!
(Edited by Kotkijet at 1:51 am on May 12, 2007)
Meh.
Though earlier, I did watch the epic Tiznow v Giants Causeway battle (with French commentary). One of those which makes you forget that all in all, racing is the cruelest of sports (for vegans at least)!
Glad to see both doing so well at stud, though I do feel old for saying that! (I’m 23)
Has anybody ever heard ‘Heart Shaped Box’ by Evanescence?
I tried it last week and after just twelve seconds (where SHE starts singing) I threw my headphones on the floor and kicked the family’s elderly 16yo cat as hard as I could.
I was pretty drunk at the time so to make sure I wasn’t overreacting, I listened to it again. The first 12 seconds were equally infuriating but being more reasonable (having only had the two bottles of Lidl’s finest red so far) I skipped to the ”Hey, wait, I got a new complaint” bit to see if it miraculously got any better. It didn’t and I was so disgusted that I’ve decided to ask the learned people of TRF what they feel is the worst cover version of a song ever.
I don’t think that anything is worse than Amy Lee’s vomit inducing attempt at grunge. I could be wrong but as you bloody well know, I never am. So confident am I that nobody knows of a worse cover version of a song ever, that if somebody here knows of a worse cover version of a song ever then I WILL LEAVE THE RACING FORUM FOREVER!!!!!!!
Do your worse people;)
Hi everybody
I have to say I’m one hell of a writer. Especially when one considers that this was written during day two of a maffis drinking binge. Naturally one or two spelling mistakes happened, I was a little supportive of puppydogeyes and I was a little aggressive with the would be respondants who hadn’t been mugged but all in all, I stand by every word.
Hi dj<br>Glad you liked it and funnily enough I didn’t. I saw it coming seconds before it did so I was able to prepare myself mentally. That and it wasn’t the first time it happened to me.
insomniac<br>True but then they wouldn’t have made Dumplings which was a very enjoyable film.
Maggiebabes<br>What exactly did you disagree with?
Hi steve<br>That Korean guy was an out-cast. World of difference and besides….. actually not enough time has passed for me to make a pishpoor joke about him being a hero for doing what so many of us have dreamt of doing but could never muster.
Hi non vintage <br>Not getting you:(
Hey Jim<br>I’m glad you picked up on that. Although I am concerned as to whether or not it took you an entire day to spot it or to come up with the amusing pun.
lol 4 heffo
Brilliant post.
Iran’s agenda = Less Western intervention in a region which doesn’t require same. <br>’Our’ agenda = Intervention on behalf of minority US interests in a region which has never been truly conquered.
If I was an alien (I’m pretty sure I am these days), I know who I’d have more sympathy for.
Hey zome
That’s a pretty impressive and certainly interesting selection of ggs!
I suppose I’d sooner have a whip from somebody I’ve known for years (albeit in a very sporadic capacity) than a faceless business.
If Australia beat the Windies today then I’d be happy to donate £50 to the IJF in exchange for a whip. Not sure how the transaction would be worked, perhaps through TRF in a pay pally kind of scheme?
regards
This thread is a legend.
All the contributors have done a great job in discussing a subject I have great interests in.
A credit to internet forums, keep it up lads!
Andrew McNamara was definately the fittest. With those cheekbones you could hang your gruds on.
OK then horsey people, have it your way. I’m going to donate £250 to the fascist scum that are Animal Aid.
Y’all can forget about Cheltenham 2008!!!
VICTORY TO THE VEGANS!!!!!
KAUTO FLIPPING STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And on that, I offer a public message to Mr Fitz or anybody who can contact him.
I want the 1996 Grand National ‘better than sex’ whip used on the aptly named Rough Quest..
I will donate £500 to Greatwood / the IJF upon a favourable response to this request. From a dude living in a hostel who’s currently dating a student (albeit a very sexy one), that is the best offer you or any of your horsey chums are ever likely to get. Ever.
p.s – good to see yous too Jilly, wilsonl & FSL
