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Jerk of the Course – The person responsible for the overall mismanagement of a racecourse on a raceday.
Debt365 – (in the voice of Ray Winstone) “You keep backing those losers, and we’ll keep taking those bets”
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LOL@ Debt365 ^^^ 😄
Phoney McCoy – Not to be mistaken for the real McCoy.
Megan Pickles – New racing pundit with a penchant for keeping the testicles from geldings in jars of vinegar.
Gary Wheelchair – bookie who sold his legs to pay off huge loss from Dettori 7 timer
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Letfred ….. Closing a number bookmakers shops to save money and make you bet online
Cash AssMuslim …. Huge shiek racehorse owner who isnt keen on his daughter socialising ..
Have a Barney then Curley fries ….Win a huge gamble …argue with bookies for payout .. then indulge in Curley fries to celebrate
Paddy Powerup ….. Irish Pokemon
Pick 3 on Saturday champion 2025/2026
A trip down memory lane, with some steeplechasing giants of years gone by:
Golden Milla- won five Gold Cups, a Grand National and played at the World Cup
Easter Nero- fiddled his fences
Cottage Bake- won three Gold Cups and made outstanding pies
Carkle- possibly the best of the lot, but only around Cartmel
Cryingbolt- frustrated at not getting as much adulation as his more famous stablemate
Captain Christies- often to be found bidding for artwork when not racing
Dessert Orchid- dashing grey with a sweet tooth
Cavill’s Hill- Superman on his day but sometimes looked more like Clark Kent
George Best Mate- scarily talented but wasted it all on booze and birds
Kauto Store- late developer, not seen until making his debut in a bumper at the age of six
“No, because Chezza will cry if he doesn’t win.”
Too true – still blubbing about the gamble avatar vote.
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Mike Splatamole – Also known as ‘The Ambusher’. He specialises in exterminating moles on racecourses. He’ll spend hours lying in wait, motionless, for a mole to poke its mucky snout from the soil. Then, with all his might, he’ll bring his golden spade down with the power of Thor.
Gravesmire – Large area of ground so boggy that it’s now regarded as quicksand. Any living thing unfortunate to step into it is instantly sucked down to a sticky grave.
Willie Arson – Pint-sized firebug. He accidently burnt his manhood when his box of matches ignited in his trouser pocket.
Bark de Triomphe – Greyhound Derby now based in France after cost of gas to cook punters chips results in closure of every uk Greyhound track
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Paisley Spark – I won’t tell you what the jockey does when the horse hits his flat spot
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