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Dodger Variant – A shrewd trainer who’s avoided all strains of Covid.
Smelling Road – The worlds most famous race crosses this road that has tons of manure raked into it.
Anal Turn – All jockeys must moon while jumping this tricky fence.
Michael Stout – Another good trainer but this one turned to drink. He became bitter when he failed at the third attempt to drink a 1000th Guinness. He later tried his hand at brewing his own beer and called it King’s Best … however, it tasted crap and ended up training a horse of the same name.
St Pledger – The day after the final classic of the season all trainers take an oath and promise to tell the truth on all intended race targets for the following month
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Baaeed – Surprisingly successful horse/sheep interbreeding experiment.
Picky Henderson – Trainer with very precise ground requirements.
The Racing Plague – People like Matt Chapman captain teams where the sole goal is to come up with ideas that are suppose to attract new people to the sport
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The Grating Fatigue – When the above gets that little bit too unbearable.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Thoroughbread – Expensive Sandwich only sold in the VIP enclosure of a race course
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Stood to Firm – Secret tales of seedy exploits behind the scenes of a weighing room
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Jim Oldie – bloke who forgets what day of the week it is
Fake Ham Racecourse – you should try the veggie burger instead
The Jockey Club – The stewards use this to bludgeon any jockey who has exceeded the use of the whip.
Saeedbinsaurus – An Arabian dinosaur (thought to be extinct) recently found in Dubai.
Yourmouth – Racecourse with a Dental Practice.
Sheepskin – high class chaser who just needs to find the right coat before making his first seasonal appearance
Anal Turn – All jockeys must moon while jumping this tricky fence.
There’s a pub called the Canal Turn in Carnforth, near Lancaster. Passing by some years ago on the A6 I noticed that some wag had removed the C from the signpost
Juvenile but amusing
See also Manchester’s Canal Street. For those of you who don’t know what it’s famous for, look it up.
P R McCoy , legendary jockey who requires every PR company in the world to give him a TV personality … they failed
Big Pac Mac , strange turn on classic game , instead of eating snack pellets Mac performs tik tak and shouts “weighed in weighed ” in when you complete a level
Hayley head bobber and turner …… See Jamie Spencer …
Ginger McCann , in the next episode of Minder , Arthur and Terry get involved with Terrys Scouse horse training cousin ….. The Capri gets kicked , Arthur loses a bag of sand and Chisholm has them all in for a word ….queue G and T,s in the Winchester
Ryan More , top English jockey who can’t help talking when interviewed after winning rides , he just goes on and on until eventually ITV have to pull plug after failing to show the final 4 races of the afternoon ….after he,s dragged of the horse he,s still doing his Jimmy Cricket impression shouting ” I’ve got more ” ….his riding boots adorned with R and L
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