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Kieron Fellin …Allegedly fellin to something he shouldn’t have one day while having a shower …
Oli Bellend …. No explanation required
Rough Scott … Turns up late for the show , stinking of Scotch carrying a copy of the 1977 Derby racing post , proceeds to tell all ” It was better in the old days ” after waking from slumber asks ” who the f#cks that ” while pointing at Oli Bell then proceeds with a 45 minute monologue on the evolution of the whip between 1930 and 1995 ….PR McCoy makes notes then has his first every drink …
You do know I’m now going to spend 6 hours at work thinking of more instead of grafting ….this place has a lot to answer for
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If ever anyone had the last laugh it’s Ghost Of Rob V with this thread.
“Well, that thread idea has fallen flat on its arse,” I thought for absolute months after everyone (me included) cba to respond.
But OMG look how it’s flown after Nathan picked up this eight-month old December item in SEPTEMBER.
TRF never ceases to amaze – many congratulations, sir!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Ghost needs to get the copywrite on this
Reckon by the middle of next year a 200 page glossary will be printed in alphabetical orderI’m happy to plug the shops
I won’t leave Waterstones until they have bought the lotGaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026
Thanks for the kind words Ian and Nathan
I posted this thread with the intention that we could dig into our imaginations and infuse it with a touch of humour. When nobody responded to it, I didn’t feel downcast or anything … I just thought that, maybe, everyone was a Julian Wilson 😂Talking of books Nathan, I’m in the process of creating a book (a scary one) that I plan to self-publish. The artwork, design, illustrations and stories I’m doing all myself.
Qatarick – Like Victor Kiam, the Arabs was so impressed by Catterick that they tried to buy the racecourse … but failed miserably! Instead, they made their own racecourse back in Qatar.
Qatar’s Trophy – To celebrate the creation of Qatarick, their premier race ‘Qatar’s Trophy’ was established. On the day of the race, a massive sandstorm rapidly risen and totally ruined both race and racecourse.
Wolvesofhampton , trial of wolves being used to chase horse in a class 6 1m 4 furlong hcap result in the 5 furlong course record being broken …..by 5 seconds
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Haddock Park- racecourse where something fishy is always going on. They also offer Plaice Betting, where you win a fish supper if your selection finishes in the first three.
Barf- West Country racecourse where southern visitors drink to excess.
Nudemarket- racecourse that plays host to Channel 4’s latest Saturday night dross.
Days of Jamie Spencer – Song about him. His race is almost run.
Walter aka ‘Water’ Swimburn – A fine jockey who, at the height of his success, was so hot in the saddle that, after each days racing, he’d swim in icy water to cool his burning ass.
Saint-Loud – Desolate French racecourse that is now used as a prison to hold pissed up English racegoers. Occupants are fed holy water in a bid to transform their bad ways
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Lidl Park- juvenile Group One, on the cheap.
Do Hurt- Sadistic juvenile championship
Future ET— juvenile alien
Cheaply Park Stud – very shrewd breeding operation
Noel Meat – What the Irish eat at Christmas
Glad, you forget the
Fillies Smile – very talented breed
Royal Dodge – bypassing a possible clash with horses owned by royalty.
JP McCoy – Happy miserable combined owner/jockey
Ruby Splosh – under cooked curry eating jockey in bid to keep the weight down
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Dr Marwans – Special boots from the ‘Gabrial’ range made specifically for trudging over Chester racecourse when the going is heavy.
Nuke Harvey – Sole survivor from a nuclear test site. The radiation caused him to lose his hair and turned him into a clown.
Short Track- french expression for a tight finish
Saeed Been Sowrong – had a promising career start decades ago
Sheikh Donthaveit – first employer of Saeed Been Sowrong
Roger O’Varian – the doctor female jockeys trust
I posted this thread with the intention that we could dig into our imaginations and infuse it with a touch of humour. When nobody responded to it, I didn’t feel downcast or anything … I just thought that, maybe, everyone was a Julian Wilson 😂
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