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Prix de la Forest – More cutbacks led to overgrowth of the course
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Chezzafield Cup – Highly competitive handicap at Glorious Goodwood, which I refuse to contribute to the sponsorship of.
Chezza May Meeting – Tremendous fixture at the viewer friendly Roodeye venue, featuring the Chezza Vase, the Chezza Oaks and the Chezza Cup, which always attracts the Hollyoaks crowd….but I’ve never been.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Top Scotch Pronto – Expensive horse to follow, loses your money fast
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The Middleton Stakes – a pattern race for ugly and cheaply bred thoroughbreds with noch black type option involved
Bite For Passage – smart dual purpose performer with a strange habit late in his races
The 1000 Pennies. What the race is worth with current government fiscal policy.
Also applies to the 2000 Pennies.
Chezzalmsford City
Chezzatenham
Chezzastow
ChezzasterThe four ARC (All Ruled by Chezza) racecourses which include the home of the Chezzatenham Gold Cup.
Racegoers not welcome at the first one, the entire population packed into the second one (and fleeced for every penny), the third one is in Wales (so obviously we don’t talk about that one much) and the last one only admits proud owners of Hollyoaks-style spray tans.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Point to pointless – Amateur jumps race without a defined finish, rendering the whole competition futile.
Meerkat Rasen – New racecourse set up by the BHA after marketing consultants inform them that horses are not the general public’s favourite animal.
Champion Steaks – Only sold at Waitrose
Irish Champion Steaks – Sold everywhere bar Waitrose
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The Oaks : A race for trees, mainly oaks.
Epsom salt Derby : A race between two local football teams where Epsom salt is needed
Spring Double. Boing boing ( need I say more)
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.The Quaint Leger – Classic race that indulges the historical notion that stamina is of any interest to breeders.
Bonkaster – Racecourse where the jockeys are horny. Trainers are swingers. Colts are hung.
Limbrick –
There was a racecourse called Limerick
that had fences made from redbrick.
Legs got broken and bashed.
as horses and jockeys crashed.
And so the course was renamed Limbrick.Peabiscuit – Very green as a two year old, crumbled at three
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