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By combining a racing word(s) with other word(s), let’s create a comical racing glossary. I’ll start the ball rolling…
Gosdenman – In racing mythology, a centaur-like creature with the upper body of a top trainer and the lower body of a champion National Hunt horse.
Vladbrokes – A shady, Russian betting/gambling company.
Bottoxeter – A race meeting that encourages/promotes the use of bottox for racegoers.
Hendoscopy – A procedure used at Seven Barrows to look inside horses openings.
Malice Plunkettle – In racing folklore, a mad woman presenter who hosts a tea party for her guests but poisons the brew.
William Kill – think Squid Games but in the betting shop
Crimeform – A tv program that highlights the weeks worst rides
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ITV Heaven – Exactly the same as the ITV 7 only the winner automatically gets to view the program for life on mute without having to handle the remote control
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Punter Chase- where randomly selected armchair jockeys are sent over three miles and eighteen fences in the mud to prove that they can do it better.
Dettoriders – Italian jockey finds himself in a Jilly Cooper novel.
Aiden O’Brientertainment – listen, the legendary Irish trainer regales us with stories about how many of his horses are the best he has ever had.
Let’s see if I got the hand of this thread.
My suggestion is
Grand Theft Auto National.
A race round Aintree in a stolen car.
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.Johnstoned – your doubtful stayer who needed to be nursed to get the trip led until 2f out then back-pedalled rapidly.
Simcocked – your stout stayer got dropped out in last place despite the lack of pace and stayed on once it was too late to finish just outside the frame.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Puntwell Park – a racecourse where backers make some sizeable profit
Jonjo Ordeal – a trainer applying new methods
Newparquet – HQ of Flat Racing using a new surface
Charles “Cash” Burns – an Irish trainer you should avoid
Harry Stopthem – NH jockey who’s good a getting a decent handicap mark
Gavin Grownwell – a bloke with full beard
Badrigged Mullins – a well known Irish amateur who’s not interested in winning many races
Ouija Bored – Top class racehorse but needs a few wake up calls from the jockey
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Hex-Ham : Unlucky racetrack for pigs.
You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.Stewarts’ enquiry – Panel for adjudicating riding offences consisting of Rod, Patrick and Martha
Red Bum – punishment for over use of the whip
Fed Rum – given to avoid the above
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