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I feel the need to contribute to this thread for no other reason than the ‘z’ factor. So unusual on any page of a thread to see three usernames beginning with the letter z.
Anyway, as trivial as it may seem, the only thing that’s really nagging on my mind at the moment is what to buy the other half for Christmas. I’ve really failed miserably for quite a few years on the trot now, so could do with pulling something good out of the hat this year.
Any ideas?
Dear Zome,
Someone very recently told me that drink wasn’t good for me.
If I give you their details, could you have a word please?LD
Dear Zome
Why after a drought do two superb type men appear in ones life? How does one choose which one?
Yours in Schweizerland
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Zome, I have a problem surrounding, erm, "girls".
The love of my life is wonderful, and she’s been a big part of my life for a long time. I remember running home from school to see her at the age of 13, but I digress in a needlessly nostalgic manner. Recent career opportunities have also meant that I can now spend the rest of my working life with her, which is great.
However, there is one major problem. She is always far away during the summer, from April-October to be precise, and any contact I have with her is of very low quality. This should be easy enough, you say. If you truly love her, you can wait. But a man has needs, and in the last few years another has been vying for my interest. I’ve known her for almost as long, but had largely ignored her until recently. I know she can never fill the gap left by my love, but during those long summers she rids me of that emptiness I feel, although she is high maintenance and costs me a lot more money. I have spent a particularly large chunk of time with her this year, and although I know I love my darling more than ever, I have the feeling that this is around the time when my guilt will finally catch up with me.
There is no decision here- it would be a no-brainer- but how to I repent for my atrocious infidelity, and how can I combat this in future summers?
but how to I repent for my atrocious infidelity, and how can I combat this in future summers?
Immerse yourself in the analysis and betting of low grade Flat Handicaps
Much more effective than bromide in the tea
Dear Zome,
can you think of any reason why I should be trying to invent a dilemma for you to sort out at 4:30 in the morning, other than that you’re completely brilliant? And a tiny bit mental.
Dear Zome,
Can you come flat hunting with me this month?
We can get weigh-anchored and come up with answers to all the above at the same time.
Can you imagine a version of The Jeremy Kyle with you and me yelling at people to sort out their relationships?
No, me either.
You’d better do it, I’d be **** at it.
Yours
Zoz
No actually I have another one..
Dear Zome
Why is it when you find the most amazing guy alive, he turns out to live in bloody Wolverhampton?
WHY?!
And secondly….can we try to get together a group of rich people to buy Wolvers racecourse, ditch the sand and stick a cross country / steeplechase / hurdle / point to point combination up as designed by you and I?
PLEASE???
Yours
El Zozworth
Excuse me ! Please leave Wolverhampton as it is. Whilst I prefer NH I find Wolverhampton by far the easiet AW course to find winners at during the long winter months and was the main reason why I did so well in the Daylight cup.
Agong Agony Agony
Resheshion resheshion resheshion
I keep trying to say the word
Resheshion
Resheshion resheshion
resheshion,
Resheshion rsheshion
resheshionOh sh-it I have just noticed
my tongue is sort of split
in two halves.Zome is this the haldron effect ?
Can a man with a forked tongue
have a SATISFACTORY erm
that’s another problem I have
….ERMWell, i’ve got quite a bit to get my teeth into here!!!
moehat,
It’s a sad old day and age we live in (God i sound 60), and the pressure from advertising on women to all look essentially the same is a bit of an embarassment. However, i’m sure if we had the pennies, a trip down to Harley Street would be high up on the lists for a lot of us!Zamorston,
‘Z’ names are brilliant! Without sounding too Nazi, All hail us lot!
As for Christmas presents for the other halves, well, it’ll involve a lot of note taking to find the perfect gifts! We’re all guilty of not listening enough, but i’m sure if you keep an ear open, every now and then there’s bound to be a "ohh i’d love one of those!" whilst watching telly, or passing a shop window. It’s a simple case of making sure you remember come December, which is difficult, because every shop will be trying to persuede you that the soap set in a nice wicker tray is the perfect Christmas gift, when infact, it’s really crappy. Also, remember ebay… things from childhood will always hit the spot!Love Divine,
WHO THE HELL IS THIS ‘SOMEONE’!?!?! GIVE ME THEIR DETAILS RIGHT AWAY AND I’LL BE OVER THERE WITH A FLIP CHART!Kingston Town,
*sigh*. Such is life i’m afraid!!! One word… BUSES.
My advice would be, just date them both! If there’s been a drought, then savour the moment!!!:)Friggo,
Freakin’ ‘eck! I’m not sure i’m good enough for such big dilemas!!! I’ll give it a crack.
April to October is a bloody long time to be without someone, but it seems bloody sweet to me that you think so much of her to be without her for that long. It’s very natural to have the urge to go astray during the time you’re apart. I suppose you have to think what’s best for you, and her. She might even have the same dilema as you when she’s away from you! Maybe have a chat. Oh i’m rubbish at answering this one. Apologies. I’ll bake you a cake instead. Cake makes everything ok. Eat more cake!rory,
Nope, can’t think of any other reason than the one that you mentioned i’m afraid. Apart from ‘tiny bit mental’!? How dare you. I’m at least moderately mental.Zoz,
I can maybe come flat hunting, but will have to see as my life is currently stacked, what with all these problems bundled onto my shoulders.
And i hate Jeremy Kyle.
Zoz (again),
I’m going to start charging you for excessive abuse of the zome help line soon.
Life sends these things to try us, and sometimes it will crap on you violently in a really huge West Midlands shaped turd.aaronizneez,
Fear not, Wolverhampton is safe (for now).gamble,
I’ve no idea what you’re talking about, but it’s raised a ‘LOL’.Love you all my little pink wafers.
Well, i’ve got quite a bit to get my teeth into here!!!
Kingston Town,
*sigh*. Such is life i’m afraid!!! One word… BUSES.
My advice would be, just date them both! If there’s been a drought, then savour the moment!!!:)Love you all my little pink wafers.
Thanks oh wise one
One is here in Schweizerland and the other in UK – the UK one is calling me more than the one here (calling metaphorically speaking – although he has sent about 35 text messages and averages 4 emails a day – god love him).
Now one doesn’t know whether or not go back to UK at end of course or stay on….Pink wafer nummern zweis
KT, my wife’s friends would say ‘go with the money’. All of them being a certain age!
Luckily for me the missus is an exception to the rule
KT, my wife’s friends would say ‘go with the money’. All of them being a certain age!
Luckily for me the missus is an exception to the rule
Hmmmmmmmm money – I don’t think either are very wealthy – not that I care. Tents are fine by me
Think the UK one is winning by about 5 lengths at the moment
Only 10 weeks to go….ZOME
You are a little angel all for ourselves… you and your wise comments have been missed, you are the sparkle in the dark nights of are our lives….
Before everyone goes thinking of me as some sort of loverat b@stard, perhaps I should point out that my "dilemma" was in fact a joke. Try replacing my "love" with National Hunt and my "mistress" with the Flat and it should become clear. Unfortunately the penny didn’t drop as I’d hoped!
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Before everyone goes thinking of me as some sort of loverat b@stard, perhaps I should point out that my "dilemma" was in fact a joke. Try replacing my "love" with National Hunt and my "mistress" with the Flat and it should become clear. Unfortunately the penny didn’t drop as I’d hoped!
Friggo Friggo Friggo – as if anyone one of us would have believed you were a cad – no way hose!
If I give you their details, could you have a word please?
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