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Dear Shadow Leader… I didn’t get your request untill after Stratford, but i’m pretty sure i might have cheered for your horse… dispite me not knowing which one it was.
Dear Terek,<br>Sometimes life can seem hard. My advice to you would be to keep on truckin’, but it sounds to be that you’ve lost your enthusiasm to even try. Your best bet is to probably cry whilst on television, at a last attempt to win the hearts of the racing public. The sympathy card is only to be played if desperatly needed, and lets face it old chap, times are hard.<br>If this doesn’t work, maybe you should give me your job? <br>Yes, definitely that option actually.
Zome. :cool:
Dear Zome
Thank you so much for your kindness in yelling for my horse. Of course you must remember it was the Mighty Bally Conn you were cheering home into a distant fourth place…..:)
Thank you again for your selfless act!!!
SL
I was indeed cheering the old rogue on, as i had five english pounds on him! I have some photos of him in the paddock, alas the sun ruined them slightly.
Dear Zome.<br> I’ve just started a new job training scheme, it seems that the subsidised coffee/tea/creamichoc/tomato soup machine (10p per cup) is extremely addictive. Today I had 3 Creamichoc’s and 4 tomato suops, how can I stop myself from becoming addicted to them?
Dear Zome,
I wish to ask your advice on a particularly delicate piece of social etiquette.
I was at work yesterday when I sensed that "Mr Brown was at the window". I duly popped to the gents to allow him to leave. On entering the gents I went into Trap 1 only to find it bereft of bog roll so swiftly exited and went into Trap 2 where there was plentiful bog roll.
As I conducted my business I heard someone else come into the gents and they appeared in a hurry judging by the haste with which they entered Trap 1 and apparently couldnt get their belt and zip undone quickly enough. There followed a dramatic 10 seconds of explosion and splatter followed by a giant sigh of relief from Trap 1. At this point I remembered that I rejected Trap 1 on account of there being no bog roll and if ever a man needed bog roll it was this guy. Sure enough I heard his tutting and huffing of frustration as he searched in vain. For a moment I thought of passing a wad through to him under the partition but I didnt and he didnt ask for any. He simply stood up fastened his trousers and squelched off, presumably to another toilet !
The question is, what should I have done ? Had I passed him some paper I may have embarrassed the poor man. It’s not the done thing to converse with a man while he is dropping a log is it ? By ignoring his plight I made sure he had some skid marks that night but at least he retained his dignity right ?
Oh I don’t know, it’s too difficult for me, I’m torn !
Please help
Mr Brown eh :biggrin:
:scratchchin:I presume Zome has been through enough clean ex’s to <br> to give you the very best on this one Jamie,<br> believing Wilma’s whiskas and womens’ perfumed rest holes have similar issues to Fred’s minamalistic stonecutters.<br> Skid marks are possibly down at number four<br> with the biggest hazard being the cotton sausage dog<br> called burnme<br> that refuses to bend its tail<br> and will always bob up on the ten count<br> happy for another dive down dirty creek.
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I fear Jilly’s predator<br> may have claimed Zome.<br> She took the bus Zome<br> but at the stop<br> were two bug eyes<br> looking for agony
Might also be the beginning of the end.
Depends how well controlled they are.
Having said this, I was just having a conversation with someone about how we’d prepare for pigs taking over society, personally I think Zomes running wild around the country is preferable.
omg<br>dear zome,
my name is Katy, and you’ll probably all know me by now.<br>I seem to have serious issues with my fancing Richard Guest, and Eddie Ahern, and some other jockeys.<br>Do you think if Luke Harvey took me out for a drink, all this could be forgotten?<br>Help me please!<br>Katy
(please don’t slap me Katy, i love you really!!)<br>(cringe)
email me people<br>ilikestoparty@hotmail.co.uk
love <br>belle of the valley<br>daiesy (the one and only!)<br>x<br>x<br>x<br>x
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