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Oh, anyone can be forgiven for fancying Guesty – after all he does have the best arse in racing bar none! He’d still get it even after putting on weight…..:biggrin:
Dear Zome,<br>my problem is of a domestic nature. My wife has being threatening to leave me of late………..<br>How can i convince her its the right thing to do?
your’s single( fingers xed ) again.
Heffo – isn’t it actually "whats that coming over the hill is it a monster? Is it a monster?" :cool:
Ignore me – I’m being blonde again…..
(Edited by Shadow Leader at 10:30 pm on April 19, 2007)
Shadow,Teofilo has been refered to as <br>’The Monster’ . ‘The dip’ being a reference to the rowley mile.<br>The victory expected. ;)
(Edited by heffo at 10:59 pm on April 19, 2007)
I realised that after I posted – hence the edit to add "ignore me I’m being blonde" !! :biggrin:
(Edited by Shadow Leader at 8:38 pm on April 20, 2007)
haha bitch, i know your glad i never read this before i saw u last.  I’ve never said that i fancy either of them so :o its you who needs the help about your obsessin with farriers, especially the ones who live next door :boxer:
It’s been a while guys. Remember in the good old days when you used to disclose your life traumas and feelings, in exchange for whole hearted homebaked answers to lifes little problems? Then i sodded off for a bit, because facebook took over my life.
Well, your advice guru is back and ready to help you to solve all your problems! Fire away! Not with guns. No fire arms please.Dear Zome,
Why have false nails ruined my summer and my life?
WHY?
Also, why can’t someone invent negative-calorie toast?
Yours in frustration and slow typing (due to nail glue) agony
Miss Stresswell Zozzington-Huffworth
Zoz,
False nails are in no way appropriate to any part of my life, for reasons some who know me will probably guess. However, they’re probably ruining your life due to the fact they’re a product of the manifesting beauty industry which drains us of our wages and makes us suffer in every which way, to try and create the modern stereotypical female image to impress the male species.. The only thing that might UN-ruin your life would be if you had a really big itch, or if you got caught up in a bitch fight in a Jodie Marsh sort of way.As far as i’m aware, the only negative calorie food is celery. Celery is not toast. Mmm toast. I’m literally drooling like a carb obsessed pervert, so i really can’t answer this question any better.
Regards.
Zome.Dear Zome,
On the strength of your last reply to my devastating personal problems (I refuse to have that big itch and Jodie Marsh behaviour is well out of the question), could you please lie more in future?
Go on! Please!!!
Yours
Stresswell Z-H
Zoz,
I’m working on it! Lying can be a very wrong thing to do. However, it’s sometimes a fun way to pass a rainy day. I will learn to lie more in the future. Funtimes!
I can’t get over the fact that they seem to be advertising either botox or fillers on channel 4, and there’s a L’Oreal ad that says ‘if your’e not ready for more invasive procedures use this cream’ as if it’s a foregone conclusion that all women will start having face lifts, chemical peels, botox etc after the age of @ 30…I’m so glad I’m dead old and beyond help anyway….are young girls spending their lives saving up for cosmetic procedures…and is this what liberation was all about??? I think not…and how tempted would I be if I had the money??..
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