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a little boy walks into the bathroom just as his mother is getting out of the bath, "mummy, what’s that hairy thing between your legs" he asks
thinking quickly his mother replies "er, that’s where daddy hit me with his axe"
"must’ve been a good shot" says the boy "it got you right in the ****
"Harrow Weald…………….
Lollys mates Dad was being interviewed by the BBC, about the success of his son, when he said……………
Do you know that I’m still having sex at 92……….
"Not bad when you think I live at 78"!
Essex…………..
A lillte boy was watching builders working at his house, when he saw one of them having a wee down the drain.
The little boy saw the builders hampton, and said, Whats that?
The builder replied, "Thats my cock".
The young lad said, my Dads got two of them.
Yeah!
One to wee from and the other to clean the babysitters teeth!
Breaking sports news……………………..
Chelsea have just announced they have received and accepted a bid for £12 million for Sean-Wright-Philips.
Madonna has bought him!
<br>:old:<br> The horse ran the race backwards and to the surprise and delight of the of the crowd ended up in the winners. The jockey explained later he didn’t quite know what to do with the cheek pieces
I got Mrs Lolly a new belt and a new bag.
She says the hoover is picking up so much better.:biggrin:
Now you can buy Viagra at the chemist, I was wondering if it will become a problem.
I heard that it had claimed its first fatality.
A man took 12 tablets in one go, and his wife died.
Another man asked if he could get it over the counter, the pharmacist said yes……. But you might need to take 3.
If you do need to ask for it, the correct medical term for it is Mycoxaflopin.
One man got his Viagra stuck in his throat. He got a stiff neck.
And finally, they have started giving Viagra to old men in care homes, at bed time. Apparently it stops them rolling out of bed !
Oh yeah! The Viagra eye drops are coming soon………
They make you look hard.
Quote: from lollys mate on 10:39 am on Feb. 14, 2007[br] I got Mrs Lolly a new belt and a new bag.
She says the hoover is picking up so much better.:biggrin:
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<br>Haha I like that one
I got some chocolates a card and some action…;-)
While we’re on the subject of funnies, here’s one you’ve probably heard before…..
<br>Two blondes walked into a building
You’d have thought one of them would have seen it wouldn’t you?
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