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  • December 22, 2011 at 14:45 #383715
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    What goes "woof, woof, Bang!" .. :?:

    a Terrierist…

    http://www.youngwizards.com/forums/images/smilies/tumbleweed2.gif

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE

    December 22, 2011 at 15:27 #383720
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    Yesterday I bowled six successive cricket deliveries using a pheasant instead of a ball.

    Game over!

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    December 22, 2011 at 15:28 #383722
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    I understand that Pierce Brosnan has bought a duck from Victor Kiam.

    He’s called it Remington’s Teal.

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    December 22, 2011 at 15:35 #383724
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    So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”

    December 23, 2011 at 20:37 #383876
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    I was expecting a christmas joke :(

    That one about the jockey who got

    hampered

    always makes me lol.

    December 25, 2011 at 00:05 #384032
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    Jesus was the son of God. :lol:

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    December 25, 2011 at 00:05 #384033
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    God exists. :lol:

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    December 25, 2011 at 00:06 #384034
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    Sorry,
    I had the Jehovah’s Witnesses around this morning. :wink:

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    December 25, 2011 at 00:11 #384035
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    How could the people of Bethlehem tell which shepherds went to see the baby Jesus in his manger?

    They had stiff necks.

    Through looking up at that star!

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    December 25, 2011 at 21:12 #384083
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    Here’s a christmas joke to make you groan :roll:

    Why are they only 25 letters at Christmas time :?

    Because the Noel (No L) :oops:

    December 25, 2011 at 22:30 #384088
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    Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel prize?

    He was outstanding in his field!

    Zip

    December 25, 2011 at 23:25 #384097
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    Here’s another christmas joke to make you groan some more :roll: :roll:

    Don’t blame me I got this from a christmas cracker

    Question

    What’s an Ig? :?

    Answer

    An eskimo’s home without a loo. :roll: :oops: :roll:

    December 26, 2011 at 00:02 #384101
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    That Ig without a loo one’s a classic!

    Much guffawing at these gems :wink:

    Zip

    December 27, 2011 at 21:51 #384508
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    How does the monkey make a toastie?

    December 28, 2011 at 22:17 #384690
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    I didn’t get that one, Admiral :?

    What did the Spanish fireman call his two children?

    Hose A and Hose B.

    September 30, 2014 at 13:06 #491113
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    I use fern plants as laxatives – because with fronds like these, who needs enemas?

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    September 30, 2014 at 13:09 #491114
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    So I went to the travel agents and I said, "I’d like to book a holiday on a Scottish island, please".

    And she said, "Mull?"

    So I said, "Okay, I think I’d like to book a holiday on a Scottish island, please".

    gc

    #thankyouthankyouI’mhereallweektrythescampi

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

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