Things you will NEVER see in British Horse Racing

[apracing]

Racing called off due to waterlogging in the middle of a dry spell with the official going good to firm.

No, I’m wrong, you can see that – at Warwick this afternoon !

AP

[Grey Desire]

But they are running the first two races (of course that is nothing to do with potential refunds for racegoers).
.

[AndyRAC]

‘Paul Nicholls to pack the jumpers in and move to Manton –

Saeed Bin Suroor to replace him at Ditcheat’

[seabird]

Referring to the ground at Warwick, when was this waterlogging discovered?

Or did the drains go wrong just before racing was due to start?

[Aragorn]

Sadly….. A Triple Crown Winner

I was minus ten the last time one came round and unless they change the rules of a TC I don’t think i’ll ever see it done.

[Drone]

Yes i saw an albino thoroughbred on morning line last year!

The word ‘albino’ tends to be used loosely to mean any wholly white animal.

True mammalian Albinism is a recessive genetic disorder; at its most striking in humans when black parents give birth to a snow-white child.

Fans of old time piano blues may be aware of the brothers Willie ‘Piano Red’ Perryman and Rufus ‘Speckled Red’ Perryman who were both african-american Albinos.

With regard to the ‘albinism’ of white horses the following article is of interest:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_(horse)

can’t do a direct link as the underscore won’t copy correctly

[steveh31]

One reason why ATR is better than Racing UK at least they would have had someone at the track reporting on what was going on, poor Stuart Machin didnt have a clue.

[bimble]

Angus McNae on RUK , without a tie and jacket even if it ‘ s 90
degrees F.

[Himself]

"Mill Reef is most certainly NOT the greatest racehorse on the flat I have ever seen. Oh no, no, no, not in a million years! "

Unbiased trainer, Ian Balding.

Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

[clivex]

Fallon to breakfast waiter in hotel

"ill have the porridge please"

[clivex]

George Washington to the stud manager

"bring em on! Ive got the horn again!"

[strawbear]

pavarotti singing a cover version of pink’s "all i ask for is one f#@k an hour" after friday nights racing at newmarket

[Librettist]

"I walked the course this morning. Twice" – Lanfranco Dettori

[Cav]

"I never walked the course this morning" – Ryan (Peerless) Moore

[Ugly Mare]

Angus McNae on RUK , without a tie and jacket even if it ‘ s 90
degrees F.

…lol!!…..he even makes me feel hot.

[rainbow-promises]

http://www.performancearabians.com/home.htm

Obake is the cremello horse which i call albino

[Meshaheer]

"The Sheikh Hamdan colt has no chance"

"Nashwan? Can’t really remember much about him"

– Willie Carson

Or Ray Cochrane describing a horse without using the word "nice" at least three times.

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