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"We think he’s gone over the top for the season, but we’ve paid the entry fee, so he might as well run"
"It was an interesting experiment, but we realise that the meeting has been diluted somewhat over the last couple of years – and money isn’t everything after all. We will therefore be reverting back to three days from 2009"
E. Gillespie, Cheltenham
"The ground is officially Heavy"
S. Claisse, Cheltenham
Matt Chapman about Jason Weaver
Possibly the worst jockey ever His riding was abysmal and I don’t know why he’s an expert on At The Races, the worst for British and Irish Racing
Paul Nicholls:
“As I’ve often pointed out, Kauto Star is a rotten jumper.”
AJ Martin:
“To be sure, after he won his maiden hurdle by 20 lengths on his debut I realised he was a bit special, so I’ve mapped out an ambitious campaign culminating in the Royal & Sun Alliance at Cheltenham. I’m hoping he can go through the season unbeaten.”
Coolmore:
“We’ve decided to limit all our stallions to 50 mares each per season.”
And since the thread is actually called Things you’ll Never See in Racing…
…Lesley Graham in an attractive outfit.
"Yeah, after he ran promising on his debut at brighton, himself and the brother knew this fellow could do a job and the whole gang backed him at twenties antepost. It will be a big night in the dubai dog and duck tonight"
Simon Crisford representing Sheik Mohammed after victory for the stable in a maiden at Downpatrick.
I think the press might be overhyping this horse and I dont think he is as good as some of our previous stars.
Aiden O Brien comments on the latest big Ballydoyle name.
SHL
hmm the most unlikely thing to happen in racing is…..
the best looking man in racing to suddenly drop his breeches right infront of my eyes there! i can dream
"Another losing bet, and no-one to blame but my own bad judgement" Any betting shop punter.
hmm the most unlikely thing to happen in racing is…..
the best looking man in racing to suddenly drop his breeches right infront of my eyes there! i can dreamOne day your dream may come true and this guy may drop his breeches but he doesn’t have to be wearing them at the time
Things that you will never see in British horse racing —
A racegoer at Royal Ascot drinking Fosters from a can.
Tommo smiling genuinely.
A sober woman at Aintree or Haydock.
National Hunt racing in the winter at Newton Abbot.
Goodwood being voted the ugliest racecourse in England.
A sober Judge at Aintree or Haydock.
The same going desciption on the straight and round courses at Ascot.
An unexciting race at Cheltenham.
An exciting race at Southwell.
A sober racegoer at Aintree or Haydock.
A good looking woman at Newcastle racecourse.
A crowd at Kempton’s AW track.
A lonely Irishman at Cheltenham.
An Arab sellling the Big Issue at Royal Ascot.
A racegoer without binoculars at Newmarket.
Horse racing at Great Leighs.
One winning post at Sandown.
A racegoer under the age of 40 at Exeter.
The Welsh Grand National being run on good or firmer going.
The sight of me at the payout counter
A good looking woman at Newcastle racecourse.
Presumably we can look out for you on the cover of next month’s GQ?
Yrs, Cruella
Newcastle upon TyneRyan Moore arrested for smiling
The BBC buys the rights to all the sellers at Southwell
C4 say here BBC you can have the Cheltenham festival you will do a much better job than us
Matt Chapman to replace Claire Balding as senior BBC Racing presenter
Tommo not to say "he wins a thriller"
henrietta knight on best mates gold cup victory
"had no idea he’d won, i was busy shaggin’ terry in the car park"tanya stevenson’s legs
any jockey as a guest on the morning line saying "my horse is crap, and i would love to swap it for any other horse in the race"
"Although he’s a nice sort we like a lot, I regrest to say he is the first horse I have ever trained that does not have the natural pace to win the the July Cup"- Aidan O’Brien
Hilarious thread lads.. keep up the good work!
"I’ve got some nice young horses for the all-weather this winter" – Henry Daly
"briefly…" – Ted Walsh
"better than winning the Grand National" – a post-coital Mick Fitz
"know what I mean…innit" – John Dunlop
a jockey tagged by magistrates ?
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news … ag_him.php
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An alcoholic jockey has begged magistrates not to tag him – because he would not be able to get his riding boots on to compete in races.……Mrs Fairclough said although it was apparent Miles was suffering from alcohol problems, he still needed to be punished.
After agreeing not to make Miles wear a tag, magistrates gave him a 12-month community order.
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