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  • #108935
    insomniac
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    Per Maxilon:-

    Should upset a few of the frustrated over-forties Tory faction.

    This justifies the typical over-40 Tory type (of which some on here might include me) who believe that the best place for a mother is at home with her children. This would free millions of jobs that the feckless and idle could then attempt and make room for the next generation of male thrusters to get promoted rather than waiting for the working mum to retire. It might also keep the kiddies from growing up as unloved latch-key delinquents too idle to take their Big Mac wrappers and empty Coke tin to a bin.
    It’s certainly an interesting article – but we may be making a mistake in saying that just because your joint income is over £33k you’re automatically middle -class. [/b]

    #108955
    Avatar photoAndrew Hughes
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    the next generation of male thrusters

    :shock:

    Please be more specific: what are they thrusting and towards whom? I would be grateful if you could point them out to me so I can give them a wide berth.

    #108990
    dave jay
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    Hoof .. any couple on a joint income of less than £33K is starving, no wonder their kids are thin.

    #109056
    FlatSeasonLover
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    Dave Jay what exactly do you class as fat kids?

    Not sure if the insult was aimed at me or not.

    All fat people are lazy

    B*******

    All fat people are unemployed

    B*******

    All fat people have fat children

    B*******

    Some stunning generalisations but I think you´ll find several others of society that claim more in benefits proportionally than "fat people"

    Maybe fat people are fat because they eat too much. Maybe fat people are fat because they don´t exercise. Maybe fat people are fat because they have a slow metabolism. Maybe fat people are fat because they have a disorder. Hell maybe fat people are fat because they have a feeder.

    Its naive at best to think all fat people are fat because they are lazy and that they are benefits scroungers. On the basis of what you put, anyone who has taken time of work because they had a hangover, anyone who nips outside for a quick fag break, anyone who is off with illness they all must be lazy too.

    And no I aint that fat. :cry:

    :lol:

    #109059
    dave jay
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    .. which insult in particular FSL ??

    #109084
    Avatar photosberry
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    of course they’re lazy otherwise they would burn off the blubber

    #109092
    Avatar photoHimself
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    Reminds me of the Jimmy Carr joke:

    "I saw a woman running for a bus – gawd she’s fat, I said"

    I heard that!, she said … you’re fattist!

    No, I said YOU’RE FATTEST !

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

    #109249
    Avatar photosberry
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    #109251
    Kingston Town
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    Dave Jay what exactly do you class as fat kids?

    Not sure if the insult was aimed at me or not.
    And no I aint that fat. :cry:

    :lol:

    Nobody should insult ANYONE who lives in North Yorkshire – they are in the perfect county and therefore right in everything they do :lol:

    Whereabouts FSL?

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    #109255
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    Nobody should insult ANYONE who lives in North Yorkshire – they are in the perfect county and therefore right in everything they do :lol:
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    Despite your addiction to esoteric avatars and the unseemly rush to ‘Classic Winner’ status, I like you KT

    Post of the year

    :D

    #109256
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    I love your White Rose there – I am wearing one myself – a lovely silver one given to me as a present :D

    Hmmmm that’s a Tudor Rose isn’t it? – it’s quite similar to mine only I don’t have any red on my little necklace.

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    #109268
    Avatar photoDrone
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    Hmmmm that’s a Tudor Rose isn’t it?

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    The reversed Tudor Rose actually: York embraces Lancaster

    Reconciliation and unity

    #109270
    Kingston Town
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    My Uncle Jimmy is a Lancastrian – but we don’t hold it against him – he ‘s my fav Uncle actually :lol:

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    #109299
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    I love your White Rose there – I am wearing one myself – a lovely silver one

    I hear people are very bright up there as well as thin.

    Mike

    #109301
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    Oh we are we are…………

    well thin that is (it’s all that stomping about up n down dales that does it)

    .. not sure about the brightness aspect (speaking only for myself of course :shock: )

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    #109334
    Meshaheer
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    I used to be a pretty fat(ish) sod, but cut down when I was 19 as I was becoming quite unattractive. All it took was healthier eating and increased exercise (i.e living 20mins from my university campus).

    I’m slim and attractive these days – no room for modesty anymore – although this week I’ve been munching through chocolate cake as it was my birthday.

    There are many fat people around, most of who just eat too much. Not all fat people are fat solely though eating/slobbing, although most are. We are fast catching up with the US.

    I went to the supermarket the other week and at least half the children I saw were very overweight, red in the face, and unable to move very quickly.

    #109348
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    although this week I’ve been munching through chocolate cake as it was my birthday.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D Nothing better than creamy chocolate cake!

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