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The NHS is killing people
IN PLAIN SIGHT
THEY SHORTENED THE LIFE OF
MAW & PAW by 10 years (6+4)
WELL MEANING BASTARDOS !The negative is POOR PEOPLE
The positive is it’s CARBON NEGATIVE !SET YOUR LEG ALIGHT
IN A POINTLESS PROTESTA friend of mine used to visit his parents with his wife on Xmas day and always took a turkey for them.
He told me he took the half of the turkey that wasn’t eaten back with him in a large doggy bag for Boxing Day.
I wanted to ask him what his parents ate on Boxing Day – a tin of bloody sardines and a couple of leftover brussel sprouts ?Basic mathematics:
Gamble+Brussels sprouts=enough hot air to satisfy everybody’s heating needs.
I think the trick is to think laterally.
For example – How do you feed a giant ?
Answer – sporadically and especially when his tummy rumbles.
approach carefully with short quiet steps.Go Outdoors are missing a trick – you can wear their coats indoors too.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"One of Chezza’s biggest money-savings days of the year is tomorrow, 14th February.
Valentine’s Day is one of Chezza’s favourite days of the year as Chezza always trousers an absolute fortune.
Chezza is out of the Rex Harrison’s Professor Higgins school (see links below) regarding this particular subject and estimates he saves £50/£100 each year, minus the excellent £20 for a three-course meal for two deal which Waitrose offer each year and which Chezza buys and eats in its entirety at one sitting.
It’s thus a celebration feast and a sign, along with Pancake Day usually shortly thereafter, that the worst of Winter is over and Spring is on its way!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Reminds me of a Top Tip in “Viz”:
“Tight fisted blokes: Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won’t have to shell out for a present until then, by which time she will have chucked you.”
And even if she hasn’t, one present can double as both a birthday and Christmas present.
Viz were basically Martin Lewis’s infinitely wittier spiritual ancestors – top personal finance advice from those lads!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Chezza’s feeling a bit full: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/shop/featured/meal-deals/150
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"
approach carefully with short quiet steps.
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