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  • in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32448
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    but only on races from the late 1980s thru Tuesday March 22, 2005 (D-Decryption – Day plus 1, e-page 333). Twenty years’ worth of racing decryption by BODD-M (hr1 – dp[OFF], now the full name of Code Table 6, e-pages 58-59)

    That’s NUMBERWANG!<br>Mike

    in reply to: So you think racing is annoying… #32897
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    Aranalde

    Your selection is spot on, split bowler 5 with Colly, Bell & Pieterson.

    To further strengthen the batting in future, go for Matt Prior at 7/wkt – he opens in ODI’s.  I’m not a fan of either Read or Jones with the bat.

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32435
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    Mr Ridley

    I think it is put-up or shut-up time.

    Using your ‘code’ will you be so good as to proof some selections to this board (any sport you like) preferably before the events have occurred.

    I am basically accusing you of utter flatulance – now is the perfect opportunity to make me and other TRF members look fools.

    Time to print the evidence my friend.

    Mike

    in reply to: So you think racing is annoying… #32886
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    What price Flintoff to pull up lame in the 1:40 after looking clueless when asked to lead ?

    Has to happen, has to happen…

    Mike

    in reply to: So you think racing is annoying… #32884
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    Oh and now bloody Warne’s Way has just bolted in at Fontwell.

    The feckin’ walls are closing in on me I tell you….

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32425
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    I’d be careful there Mike ~ if there are any agents planted by "the man" to distract the willing punter away from the truth (and the truth will set you free, remember), it must be the Beulah Twins. Pure evil, brother.

    Yeah, but what a way to go.

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32422
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    As is Lydia Hislop’s (The Times, only three weeks ago) viewpoint on the new SP system…. – in summing up her article she could not rule out ‘corruption’.

    Evidence does not consist of inability to rule something out.

    I mean, I cannot entirely rule out the chances of me receiving sexual favours from the two blonde girls who read the form at Beaulah Park.  But it’s unlikely.

    Having said that, the phone’s ringing.

    Gotta go…

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32416
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    OED says:

    ridley (rid_lay) n. & adj. colloq.  to be mental; to be as a nutter; not of sound mind; mad as a bag of ferrets

    – I came over all Ridley<br>– he was fine living on his own until he went Ridley

    phrase Tiddly bit Ridley attrib Arthur Askey 1936

    Mike

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    Aranalde

    Post of the century!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

    Mike

    in reply to: Warwick weather update #32673
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    Power to TRF!  No hatseller blocking the view this afternoon.  Maybe they’ve got the message.  Or maybe they don’t work on Sundays.

    The IJF’s Christmas cards are seven quid a pack which has to be worth it, but the design is awful – schmaltzy dull portrait of Best Mate, Arkle and Golden Miller (with jockey up).

    Why not Santa doing his proverbials on some Banded racing at a twilight meeting?

    Some people have no taste.

    Mike

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    Mounty

    It is, as ever, a beautiful (if rather windy) day here in the cultural capital of the Midlands.

    I boycott Sunday meetings due to idleness and stayed-up-all-night-with-a-flagon-of-coffeee-watching-the-Ashes syndrome.

    However, I will pop down for the last to buy some IJF Christmas cards (I do a lot of work for charideee…) and check on the positioning of the twats with hats.

    Amusingly at the last windy meeting, one of their stalls blew over.  Imagine my disgust when people didn’t immediately leg it with their stock.:angry:

    Are you there today or have you now retired?

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32381
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    I just addressed that last post to myself.

    Mind I have been having problems with my own cutting edge cryptographic technique recently.

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32380
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    Mike

    Appropriate that this magnificent tome is available on the Lulu.com website, coz…(altogether now)…

    …It made me wanna Shout! (wave your arms now!) Shout! (shake your hips now!) Shout…..!<br>repeat ad nauseam

    Mike

    in reply to: Racing "Inside Information" and how it is secretly #32369
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    …in a very one-sided betting marketplace how does an investigative author best disclose racing inside information strategy to the punting consumer in order to achieve a long overdue betting marketplace realignment?

    You know, I simply haven’t the faintest.

    Is it with a five-iron?

    Mike

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    Mounty

    What’s an ipod?

    Is it like a wireless?  Can one listen to the Light Programme on it?  Or the home service?

    Or is it more like a record player?

    I’m confused.

    Mike

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    That’s because I misspelt it Mounty.

    Mike

    in reply to: We all love horses #32279
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    that’s Ok DB – I would never stand between a man and his horse.

    Probably best, you could lose an eye.

    Reminds me of the great Tom Lehrer’s lines from ‘Oedipus Rex’ – he called it "the charming song of a boy’s, errm, LOVE for his mother":

    "Be sweet and kind to Mother, now and then have a chat,<br>Buy her flowers or come candy or a brand new hat,<br>But, er, maybe you had better let it go at that…!"

    Mike

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