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  • #262979
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    I get your drift Glenn
    but must admit your
    dissapointment with me
    is not confined to my
    possibly redundant
    lame duck detecting skills.

    I swore I would never
    even spit at another clone
    after the time costly
    salted Jack debacle.

    Your one man mission
    against the tilt in racing
    has dripping druel
    and substance in it
    unlike the wisp of a clone
    baying in the mist
    "you sitting fool"

    Perhaps Tor will enlighten
    the doubters and bare
    his ultimate wounds !

    After profiling him
    and post his private exposure
    I have checked his credentials
    and habits to my satisfaction.

    There is always the possibility
    of the sniff of clone
    and lke my non-existant betting of late
    my vetting was also found
    burnt in the grate :mrgreen:

    #263939
    Glenn
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    Do you think The Big Chief may have been instrumental in the Beverley shennanigans gamble?

    #263952
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    I know little about big chief Blurr
    apart from his difficult move on Basingstoke Town

    Are you suggesting he has overdosed on Pizza
    to regularly trip the light fantastic
    on new knees on the narrow inside straight
    in the earlies in cover of black teeshirt
    and pulling a huge banned dog ?

    We are drawing to the end of 2009
    Davies may have taken a walk in pretend snow
    and experienced a few wet slushy projectiles
    at the back of his neck, but is never the type
    to sell his soul

    No master of the universe
    with his painstakingly planned pension
    now blowing in a strict government wind
    he still has those easily tradable Big blue shares
    to lay back on as he contorts that very able mouth

    I went out and met the abominable this year
    and have been in steady decline since 05.
    What could 10 possibly hold
    bar a sledgehammer ?

    #264931
    Glenn
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    Gamble,

    Sorry for the late reply. I was referring to the time he went through the card at Beverley when tipping in The Independent. Rumour has it that the Indie reader had a 5p acca and from then the draw bias’s fate was sealed.

    How times change – the Beverley draw bias has gone down the A1, the punters are heading down the A2 towards the exits, the Big Chief has gone down A3 and your better off printing out Beverley cards on a sheet of A$ than trying to find them in the Independent.

    I think many of the changes in recent years can be put down to Davies having it off. They celebrated 20 years of not so leafy Lingfield the other day. Few will realised that the decision to sand over came the day after The Big Chief scooped a jackpot rollover there.

    #265034
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    Glenn I don’t always expect and answer
    but you are better informed than I.
    The rollover would have been his big win
    40k when he paid off his mortgage
    I presume

    Big Chief has great conservatism little c.
    Look how he put little green to bed
    and hardly fed it,
    but I doubt he would agree with your term
    having it off – they never said that in Hull
    when he was creaming off the tuck shop profits :mrgreen:

    #266820
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    the lion won…

    I have got a job to see the screen…
    Back in London for a very short time.

    At 10 pm LAST NIGHT
    I walked out in the cold
    My face was swollen
    I wanted some fizz.
    It was a sort of herding instinct
    to see in the new year just like
    the other peoples.

    Peoples yes,
    trousered rats filling the pavements
    all tuned in to god knows what
    but the city itself is broken
    and many of the rats carry
    broken backs
    I have little time for it.

    I walked for an hour
    and finally bought six eggs
    a large packlet of crisps
    and a bottle of New Year.

    I thought I had walked into the doctor’s
    as I was greeted, whilst offering up
    my intended purchases
    for scanning,
    with the strange misplaced and intrusive words
    how are you ?

    My hamster looks
    may have caused
    the irrevernt words to spill out
    but there was no need for them.
    Another sign of decadence

    I carry a slight headache
    and the right side of my face is still swollen.
    and the tea is brewed.

    Jack its not your fault
    its just the excessive numbers of people
    that have lowered your standards.
    Promises these days
    are all half baked AND
    there is little discipline.

    Bankroke citi despite
    the trousered rats
    and jingle bell tills
    is a wasteland.

    Thank god I have
    full cream milk in

    #266831
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    What prompted the above post
    was Anger
    ANGER ANGER ANGER
    a word lost to these houses of late
    It’s been wiped clean,
    almost eradicated.
    But it simmers here in the citi
    beneath
    the huge grey monoliths that reach the sky,
    and inside the chimney potted houses
    that may look so content
    with their super clean windows,
    their door pinned peaceful Xmas wreaths
    their clipped hedges and lawns
    their smoothly formed coloured cars
    but they are boiling – with it –
    and the rats – carry it –
    as they exit
    and make their daily trudge
    through the wasteland
    They are angry too.
    Very Angry

    Last edited by gamble; Today at 10:08.

    #266835
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    Yes the edit gave me away

    me
    a creature of conformity
    of gutless guilt
    of second thought
    when all I want is boots
    black boots
    jack boots
    my boots
    on every corner
    to make the rats’
    legs tremble
    piss their pants
    shrink their parts
    quicken their hearts
    remove their anger
    get ’em home
    to Hanger Lane
    TO TEACAKES
    ‘N NO TESCO

    #266845
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    Don’t live here anymore
    but still nice
    to feel the leather
    of the old winged armchair
    some things never change
    oh a spring may have gone
    but the brass buttons
    are still tightly on
    the sumptuos feel
    its almost as good as the ex

    I have a raging toothache
    a fuzz from the night before
    and the rest of my body is in rage.
    I hate New Years
    they bring tears
    and foul memories
    on me

    Jack your normal
    maybe a little gutless
    but normal
    How THE HELL do you feel ?

    #266863
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    The sun has come in
    a phone shatters the silence.
    No-one answes it
    the sun still comes in….

    I cannot really imagine
    why I wrote today
    and on this saltyjack thread
    of all threads

    It’s dead.

    I have diligently copied
    these posts to another forum
    as Jack is blind in one eye
    and the other
    and I will prick his conscience
    and all the other rats
    that share his guilt of
    this modern disease
    of broken promise.

    #266875
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    Flatcap …

    There’s three in this marriage
    had you forgotten me ?
    I still live in the walls
    and lie in the flith
    breathing gently,
    but still there
    underneath those cheap
    ugly uncleanable carpets.

    What about this woman in Paris
    that suggests you’ve got huge
    stonking tits on you
    and an ar*e fit enough
    for parliament ?

    #266879
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    not that suggests who suggests…

    I lay claim to only one protuberance
    my poker hamster face.

    Yes I admire the woman
    she has the sort of prolific energy
    I once had
    and her painting lips
    for a living is possibly
    the best way to survive
    without cracking up
    in the overfilled stench
    that is Bagnolet Paris.

    The fact that she claims to be me
    amuses me somewhat flattycap
    and makes me also feel slightly sad.
    My lips are not full
    but thin and scathing
    Granted she has made
    herslef one helluva bust
    but inches above
    one helluva mistake

    #267202
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    classic stuff dear boy , I am immersed in lethargy , and hope to recover tomorrow in time to take my place at the local cASINO to relieve a few nerdy hooded anti humans a bit of their ill gotten cash

    but then again its Luton so all is fair …

    I will be in Madrid next Christmas , the weather and the King George is enough to drive anyone for cover

    greetings for 2010 , I hope all your Krones deliver …

    Ricky

    #267327
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    Ricky I am writing as myself,
    or trying too. Gamble was still
    on the boil yesterday and I punished
    him by denying him my screen.
    He bubbles in my veins but I feel
    greater control, enough to risk a few words.

    2010
    I see no casinos, no palm trees
    rather a flat landscape stretched
    out before me, sat strangely in a valley,
    of which the wildly jutting
    overhanging rocks set themselves
    so precariously as to present
    a huge danger to my physical
    and mental wellbeing.
    Perched on a high rock a hooded figure
    looks forlornly down, planning his next move.

    You see despite my efforts
    he wrote himself in

    These writings are a wormhole
    to another world which I now
    intend to visit.

    Good luck to you

    #267337
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    "These writings are a wormhole
    to another world which I now
    intend to visit."

    I do hope you are not intending to jump-off the cliffs of Scarborough with the rest of the flock?

    Regards – Matron
    :cool:

    #267341
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    Matron you are unusually
    far from the truth,
    but the refreshing picture
    of Scarboro’ cliffs
    has unlocked a hooded demon.

    The wormhole I refer to leads to
    another house like this.
    It is private and I
    risk my neck by transplanting
    words hither and thither.

    Risk is part of life
    and I take a large slice :mrgreen:

    #267399
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    (from yesterday – another world)

    I am going to crack some of those eggs
    I bought last night and put coffee on
    like an american.
    I am in PETTY BAD WAY
    couldn’t even fend off
    a little lion.
    Ahh the pain
    killers

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