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  • #452731
    Avatar photogamble
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    Billion I believe your
    ink ire is directed at me.
    There is some truth in your
    prose as I don’t have many
    friends and scratch my
    own beard every morning :D

    Thing is detectives can’t
    have a close friends,
    just imagine you were my
    friend and you perped in
    public. I’d have to handcuff
    you to the chair to prevent
    further breaches of the peace
    and probably eat the custard
    you left – you wouldn’t like that :mrgreen:

    #452740
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Gamble me old sheep burger, how could anyone post bad ink about you?.
    Billion would of loved you saying he was a young old man and would probably want a threesome with you and Matron down in deeper regions of ward 7.

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    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

    #452758
    Avatar photogamble
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    We all need a bit of affection
    and your heart is welcomed
    in this bleak forlorn place.

    Fact is my physical parameters
    are strictly limited due to
    my extreme age. Matron once
    referred to me as an onion
    before he sliced me
    and hasn’t spoken since I
    plied him with razeenspeak
    in the early hours and ask
    him to sign a petition
    for the great man’s striped
    trousers to be reprieved.
    How long can his hurt go on
    for ?

    As for a threesome with him
    it is a complete no no,
    On the other hand if Mrs Billion
    happens to be twenty years older
    than old Bill we might be talking;
    I love to get me teeth out
    and enjoy some cups
    of dark hot chocolate mmm :mrgreen:

    #452761
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    Oh dear :lol:
    I wonder what ID will make of this?

    #452768
    billion
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    Gamble, fear not to you I make no reference
    I count few as friends, others I choose to baulk
    And before I lay my pen to rest
    The remainder I refuse to talk.

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #452803
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    I think some people shouldn’t be allowed out or near sharp objects, tbh.

    Returning to the real world – is there anyone here among this rabble with the wit to find Ian Davies’s phone number and the courage to phone him? :idea:

    Or is this thread, gentlemen, condemned to the cowardly doom of perpetual wild (and inaccurate) speculation? :shock:

    :mrgreen:

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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #452812
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    Ian, can you not put a message on your Twitter to confirm?

    Can’t believe that Gamble got this so spectacularly wrong :shock:

    … and Nathan :shock: :shock:

    Anyway, Gamble will have to stick around for a while now- he can’t leave like this! He needs to go out on a high :)

    #452816
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    How can I get it right Mr .P? I wasn’t on the forum the last time Ian Davies was on here, just playing along with all the fun. btw think Billion has been on the wacky stuff. :mrgreen:

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    #452818
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    Nathan, you were the first one to say that you thought ID was me!

    Anyway, we can still be Facebook mates- may even make that trip to Taunton races one day :wink:

    Cheers mate.

    #452819
    Avatar photogamble
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    Hmmm some sort of high
    to go out on. I cannot
    guarantee that, however
    what I can do, you two, is put
    down the evidence I have
    gathered, the deductions
    therefrom including my
    gut feelings, and conclusions,
    and see how the audience
    of six takes it. :mrgreen:

    Problem is I am feeling
    quite jaded by the tweedle
    dee-dum inexorability of you two
    pressure heads.

    I suppose Nathan I have
    to thank you for breaking
    the bubble early – I didn’t
    mind really there was no-one
    really watching in here

    by you two I am referring
    to Mr P and his creation IanD

    #452820
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    What is your twitter name Mr .P?

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    #452821
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Mr Pilsen, relatively sane people read my twitter – I’m not letting any of this nonsense pollute it.

    However, my next posting there will be about Berkshire, winner of the Royal Lodge Stakes.

    Hopefully, that should settle a long-running farce which was not of my making. :mrgreen:

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Ian_Davies_
    https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #452822
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Nathan, you were the first one to say that you thought ID was me!

    Anyway, we can still be Facebook mates- may even make that trip to Taunton races one day :wink:

    Cheers mate.

    I was just pointing out that if it was a living clone with 2 ID’s then you would be prime target, that is all…… :twisted:

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    #452823
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    What is your twitter name Mr .P?

    I only opened a Twitter to keep an eye on my errant son. Hardly use but it’s

    #452824
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    Mr Pilsen, relatively sane people read my twitter – I’m not letting any of this nonsense pollute it.

    However, my next posting there will be about Berkshire, winner of the Royal Lodge Stakes.

    Hopefully, that should settle a long-running farce which was not of my making. :mrgreen:

    Fair enough- I’m a follower :)

    #452826
    Avatar photogamble
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    Mr P you avoided answering my
    direct question about your
    history on here.
    I do not know who you were
    originally but you’ve
    done three clones
    IMHO :mrgreen:

    Tormentor
    Arzen
    IanDavies

    …. interestingly enough there is a musical connection with
    all three. Now no-one will remember IanDavies writing about
    music but he did on the 4th of September on horseracing and
    that was the perps first slip-up.
    It is very easy when you are cloning to forget whether
    you or your clone is writing – this happened here, and I will
    explain but

    ….off to the offy just now

    #452829
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    My God, he’s really flipped this time :(

    Gamble, this place isn’t the same without you and hope you stick around, but you’ve got this badly wrong.

    Arzen and IanDavies are not of my making. catch ya later :)

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