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  • #452613
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    Oh dear, sorry to disappoint you Gamble as I really admire your style, but it’s certainly not me. I’m quite shocked and frankly more than a bit surprised that anyone could think that :shock:

    #452624
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    I know who it is not.
    Billion. :lol:

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    #452627
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    http://i44.tinypic.com/28hg2on.jpg

    #452648
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    All style and no content eh :(

    Rank_Bajan taught me the word
    denouement possibly eleven years
    ago in the twilight hours when we
    were both on Big Betty.
    He used the word, and I could
    only guess at its rough meaning.
    What a sharp memory I have Mr Pilsen
    and although I believe yours is
    equally sharp that is what you
    are sadly up against. :mrgreen:

    The salty Jack affair was very
    nasty, prolonged, and ripper
    territory for me. This case
    by contrast has been a breeze,
    and Jack Nicholson said the Joker
    was his most satisfying role –
    well I put you Mr P and this case
    in that mirthful class.

    watch out Kate that globe
    may have been gassed up
    n explode. A few gracious words
    from our perp in defeat
    will avoid any such carnage !

    The games up
    I’ve come a cropper
    Its a fair cop
    I’ve been busted by
    a Double D size detective
    far bigger and greater
    than Kate’s appealing cups

    Stop faffing around Mr P
    you’re on death row
    and I’ve got the key :|

    #452652
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    The cell I have locked
    you in is called
    the wuthering :mrgreen:

    #452653
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    you’re in there with a monkey :mrgreen:

    #452655
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    AAAH i THOUGHT the word perp had some hidden meaning , like Doctor Grafenberg …you have to reach deep to have some effect 8)

    It takes a very special clone to out fox the king of Sheep , for as he is gazing into the abyss …all things slip neatly into place

    However some glaring errors were made here , in this small bar area , the drinks are always cold , the cobwebs are growing ….perhaps its time for a new owner /herd driver to take the helm , in truth its moribund , mirth is a rarity :mrgreen:

    a very enjoyable thread

    ID you are not the chief ……

    bring in the clones …….dont bother their here !!!!

    #452656
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    It’s rather large
    and it does’t look
    too happy about
    being in there
    with a clone :mrgreen:

    I’ll drink to that Ricky – tea :D

    #452661
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    I wouldn’t get too
    close to the monkey
    Mr P he’s started to
    rattle the bars
    and my god beneath
    all the hair he
    has a striking
    resemblance to
    there’s only one
    Ian Davies.
    Stay in the corner
    is my advice Mr P
    hang on he’s
    shouting something

    GET THAT PERP OUTTA HERE :mrgreen:

    #452667
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    Oh dear …no amount of tweeting can ease the pain ……the baron of basingstoke is revenged , in truth he is sadly missed from these portals , but the past is the past and like so many others that have forsaken this shroud for brighter places , will not be returning any time soon

    was good to hear from you again Doctor Gamble , I’m very much afraid bleak service will be resumed ….

    #452673
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    Very appropriate words
    and you could title it
    the missing souls of yore.
    Well Ricky we still have
    the denouement to do
    and if I can find time
    possibly this evening.

    Sadly I am no young
    haddock any more Ricky just
    can’t keep up the hours…

    me feet
    they can’t do the street
    I’m all of a heap
    and me leg bandages keep
    me teeth company on
    my little chair
    cant even tweet
    ..I need a repair

    #452684
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    cant even tweet

    Well you are a sheep, not a bird… :P

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    #452693
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    I have no clues or understanding of what goes on
    In this place of madness but please carry on
    Confused and tormented by such tension
    My brain, it hurts when by name I am mentioned.

    The clues are there for all to see
    Read his words, his mantra of hate
    Expose the man and laugh, hee – hee
    Friendless he is, without a mate.

    He lurks, ready to pounce upon those, the unaware
    Bombastic and like the china shop bull
    He clobbers and demeans without a care
    Always right, so he thinks but it’s him who is really the fool.

    Always there, waiting, wanting to make them cringe
    Inciting fear he spills his scorn
    Head a fire, wanting to singe
    Without friends and lonely, we wish he had never been born.

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    #452700
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Billion this thing you speak
    of that man who’s weak
    and a bit of a freak
    does he have ginger hair?

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    #452702
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    My suspect list…

    in no particular order

    Cormack

    I thought this to be a possible but the teh
    would have popped up before now

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    #452718
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    It would be wrong to name a name
    Perhaps disguised to look like a ninja
    And suggest hair like flame
    But will not say if he is "ginger"

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    #452725
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    A billion miles away
    I chance here to stray
    to lay down my gun
    and fill up my gum
    with stale curds and whey

    I love this place :mrgreen:

    Cormack had the page view
    motive but had not the stamina
    or real inclination to get
    this ruin past the scrutiny stage
    of the grand design selection team.

    When IanDavies said
    I wouldn’t want anyone dead
    in reference to Ray whose
    funeral is on Monday I
    scratched Cormack off the
    perp list. He would not have
    said that about Ray
    a man included in the 95%
    he likes on that channel.
    And he could not abide
    Diane Avis in full swing
    or in her curlers
    He’d of chocked on his
    porridge looking at his name
    let alone writing as him

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