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  • #1480858
    MrE
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    Hello again you cuddly little Funnel Web, I hope your fast asleep now, with your head resting on a nice feather pillow and gently curled up sucking your thumb…. thumb Bill, thumb…..
    I just thought it a little bit interesting that I transferred the systematic method for the Aussie races to the UK and it appears to be a flash of magic…. superb results that can only be utter dangly bits, nothing can be that good, but it is exciting seeing a 27pts profit in the last 3 days…. as I said…. danglies.
    But it makes an interesting topic to look at and study when your confined to your bedroom because the heating’s buggered. If I’ve told Matron once, I’ve told him a hundred times to get that old boiler fixed…. but he must think that I’m referring to Nathan because, every time I complain, Nathan leaves his office with a sticking plaster on his botty and a smile on his face…. but I still remain cold…. gotta be crossed wires… :wacko: :wacko:
    But, back to the UK racing using the Aussie system…. yeah, it looks pretty promising and it’s something to keep an eye on most definitely…. could it really be that an Aussie system can jump to the other side of the world… I will enjoy keeping an eye on that…. dunno yet, but I might start posting them, I’ll see what the next few days bring, but I have invested some of my money into Tena Pads because I appear to be wetting myself quite a lot…. must try and control my excitement….
    :yes: :yes: :yes:

    MrE

    #1480867
    billion
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    G’day, G’day, G’day to you MrE and everybody.

    I have just got out of bed, well it is Sunday and even us “old’s” have a lay in sometimes and now I need my oats, porage that is.

    Then get the TV on to see how the boys are doing in Sth. Africa where that fine young Ben Stokes stuck it up some 4 eyed boar.

    What a day today, I even have to have a shower because we are having a pub lunch to celebrate Daphne’s birthday on Tuesday – 77 – who remembers Sunset Strip?

    Then the day starts badly with a basin full of Kanga crap making a dent in my profit!!!!

    Good idea MrE regarding the transfer to the UK after all a good idea is a good idea and maybe a tinker here or there and it could be a winner. I did try and think I posted in this thread but what I did was rubbish but maybe the ground was heavy? Perhaps you avoided NH in favour of the AW?

    Anyway, busy, busy, busy, must dash, toodle-loo.

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480870
    MrE
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    Yeah, I’ll join you, my day was crap too with all 4 of my selections going down…. I KNEW it was going to happen, I could feel it in my water, but I was rather hoping that it would happen on a day when I had one or two running, instead, lay luck decided to wait until I had a full 4 going, before putting the squeeze on my nether regions. I’m sore, but I’ll have to take a risk and pop over to see Matron, she might have some sort of soothing balm….
    :negative: :negative:

    MrE

    #1480873
    billion
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    Saturday’s cards have almost wiped my monthly profit out and I believe Monday is a Public Holiday due to AUSTRALIA DAY and so I am considering my position – should I look or should I give the day a miss?

    :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480874
    billion
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    Heavy ground conditions at 2 meetings and then other factors were in my favour leaving me with just the one selection and so the decision to bet or not to bet was not a problem.

    BF -00.98pts

    CHANTREA – Bunbury R4 @ 27/20

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480883
    MrE
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    OZZY’S BETS….

    Race 4 Bunbury… Husstarr @ 3.00…. LOST….
    Race 7 Bunbury… Solid Azza @ 3.50…. LOST….

    We’ve already made our profit for the month and that money is safe, the rest of the month is just “playtime”…. so perhaps we can look at a wet and dismal day in the UK to keep our interest piqued…. or not….

    3.30 Sedg… Ask Paddy @ 3.35…. WON @ 3.35….

    MrE

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    Perhaps I am being too cautious today having given them [the bookies] back all the money they loaned to me I had to check why I missed HUSSTAR but was reassured because it was a joint favourite at the time I checked.

    I also found AIM for PERFECTION & QUEEN of ROCKS :scratch:

    Good luck with ASK PADDY, for myself I am quite content to wait for the Flat season proper but I shall watch with much interest MrE.

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480897
    MrE
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    It’s just a little play my Honeysuckle…. a wet miserable Sunday and I thought that it might cheer me up no end…. it could possibly, have the opposite effect.
    Have you seen Wurzel Gummidge lately???…. I’m think that Matron’s abducted him and has him handcuffed to her bed…. I think I made a grave error of judgement when I gave Matron those books for Christmas…. “50 Shades” was just too much for the old biddy, I hope she doesn’t keel over, there’s nobody around to cut Wurzel loose….
    :whistle: :whistle:

    MrE

    #1480899
    Nathan HughesNathan Hughes
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    Wurzel is still here MrE
    Been busy at work and other things lately
    I’ve got a football system I’m going to stick up on here once I’ve cleaned up a few funds

    Member since March 2008
    #1480912
    MrE
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    Oh!!… it’s really great to know that your free of Matron’s clutches, we thought that you had gone, Missing In Action. It was mooted that you give body and soul for this forum and after noting that a tub of haemorroidal cream had gone missing from Matron’s stash, I thought your number was up… I understand the body and soul bit and I know how willingly you give your body, but perhaps the “soul” bit was a typing error and it should have said “sole”, because, in your case that could be preceeded by the arse….
    Nevertheless, it’s good to see you free again… I knew that someday that spare key that I gave you would allow escaping from the handcuffs a likely way out, but I still remain puzzled…. when Matron captured you and marched you off, you were naked and that wasn’t a pretty sight, I think you need ironing to get the creases out, but as naked as a porn star…. so just where exactly, did you hide that key….
    :-) :-) :-)

    MrE

    #1480913
    MrE
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    WHAAAT!!!…. you put it in your mouth???…. wrong answer, wrong question….

    MrE

    #1480921
    billion
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    Never mind Paddy, ASK MrE – he has all the answers.

    :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good: :good:

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480923
    DolusDolus
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    I’ve tightened the wheels, oiled the chain, pumped up the tires and evicted a family of roos living in the back. That lightened the weight so hopefully it will run more smoothly, especially on those uphill days. :-)

    4 for tomorrow

    27/01/20
            Track   Race    No.     Horse
    02:04	Graf	1	4	SLICE OF HEAVEN
    05:11	Bord	5	2	JACKTHEGIANTSLAYER
    06:52	Suns	7	9	OCEAN WAVES
    09:00	Bunb	8	2	SWEET DREAMIN'

    3 winners from 4 and 2.21 points profit. :-)

    Time    Track   Race    No.     Horse
    02:04	Graf	1	4	SLICE OF HEAVEN	        1.83	WON
    05:11	Bord	5	2	JACKTHEGIANTSLAYER	2.07	WON
    06:52	Suns	7	9	OCEAN WAVES	        9.96	
    09:00	Bunb	8	2	SWEET DREAMIN'	        2.58	WON
    #1480935
    billion
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    Dolus, Life I hope will be easier but surely not the kangaroos :unsure:

    I have been unable to find a selection at the Wolverhampton meeting tomorrow and so inspired by MrE‘s UK adaption of his Aussie Rules I thought I would try again but this time keeping to the AW as an alternative.

    I have switched from the ATR to the Racing Post, if only for one day: –

    XIAN EXPRESS – 5.00 Wolverhampton, as yet I have not taken a price

    I have taken 5/4 this morning but waiting for BOG has cost me dear, I think there was some 2/1 last evening :unsure: :unsure:

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #1480954
    MrE
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    Billy….. may I wish you a jolly good evening my little princess, I noticed from your earlier posts, that you are now using the Post to help with your selections, about time too, I find them far better than ATR for UK racing although ATR are a cut above some of the others for the American stuff, but we are on about the UK at present, so RP it is.
    But you need to consider a separate group of ratings from Proform, I love their ratings and they point me to a lot of winners. Now I realise that Proform are a paid for service, but there is a shortened version available for use FREE…. Betdaq use their ratings just as Betfair use Timeform, the snag is that you need to fund your Betdaq account with a tenner, you don’t have to use it for betting, the fact that you’ve got a tenner in your account gives you access to Proform for nowt…. now that should make you some money….
    :good: :good:

    MrE

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