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    dawnrun_jade
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    I’m probably a plain looking version of Tabitha Worsley.

    If you can’t quite find a match, which jockey would you want to look like?

    -Jade B-)

    Time flies like a banana, flies are like arrows...fruit?.. wait, no....

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    Avatar photogamble
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    ….Or the actual real version

    Pass…

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    Anonymous
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    I’m the spitting image of Bob Champion- including the wobbly head.

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    homersimpson
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    Bodywise, them all as I’m a little, skinny thing ;-)

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    Avatar photoThe Tatling Cheekily
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    An overweight Paul Hanagan.

    BUY THE SUN

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    % MAN
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    I can’t think of any jockey who is an overweight, slap-head pensioner :-)

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Not sure lookswise but I’ve got Rossa Ryan’s elegant posture whilst riding the fillies thrown in with the strength in the finish of De Souza.

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

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    Avatar photoThe Tatling Cheekily
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    Haha, nice Nathan. I’m a bit more like Adam Kirby in a finish on a filly, bouncing around in a rather ungainly fashion, but get the job done alright.

    BUY THE SUN

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    % MAN
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    I’m quite partial to cowgirls myself ;-)

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    Avatar photoTonge
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    No idea. Who is the hottest?

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    Anonymous
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    Harry Burns sounds like the hottest

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    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    “I’m a bit more like Adam Kirby in a finish on a filly, bouncing around in a rather ungainly fashion, but get the job done alright.”

    If there are the usual year-end awards, can TTC’s post above be nominated for Post of the Year?

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    Avatar photoThe Tatling Cheekily
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    :good: :good: :good:

    BUY THE SUN

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    Anonymous
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    I want to change mine to the legendary Francome

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    I look a lot like Princess Anne tonight – every day it’s a different jockey. I have a diverse set of characters. I possibly need to take a sleeping pill, as it has suddenly dawned on me – I may wake up as Brian Rouse.

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    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    Can’t think of any jockey so unfortunate to look like me.
    Is there a round faced ginger jockey?

    However, Paddy Power’s seasoned racegoer advert is so similar it’s uncanny. The face, flat cap, green jacket, hair cut, the way I hold the Racing Post, the attitude… and when they see me winning they tap me up for tips and say plee-ee-ee-ease.

    Should get royalties. :yes:

    Although should really be an ‘ampshire /wilwshire accent.

    Value Is Everything
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    Tonight Mathew I will be Princess Anne

    And tell us Princess what will you be singing about.

    I will be singing about my father Philip.

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