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- June 11, 2021 at 00:35 #1544800
I’m probably a plain looking version of Tabitha Worsley.
If you can’t quite find a match, which jockey would you want to look like?
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June 11, 2021 at 00:44 #1544801….Or the actual real version
Pass…
June 11, 2021 at 00:45 #1544802
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I’m the spitting image of Bob Champion- including the wobbly head.
June 11, 2021 at 12:51 #1544834Bodywise, them all as I’m a little, skinny thing
June 11, 2021 at 17:54 #1544898An overweight Paul Hanagan.
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June 11, 2021 at 19:14 #1544914I can’t think of any jockey who is an overweight, slap-head pensioner
June 11, 2021 at 19:20 #1544918Not sure lookswise but I’ve got Rossa Ryan’s elegant posture whilst riding the fillies thrown in with the strength in the finish of De Souza.
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June 11, 2021 at 19:23 #1544923Haha, nice Nathan. I’m a bit more like Adam Kirby in a finish on a filly, bouncing around in a rather ungainly fashion, but get the job done alright.
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June 11, 2021 at 19:28 #1544926I’m quite partial to cowgirls myself
June 11, 2021 at 20:02 #1544933No idea. Who is the hottest?
June 11, 2021 at 20:40 #1544936
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Harry Burns sounds like the hottest
June 11, 2021 at 23:06 #1544964“I’m a bit more like Adam Kirby in a finish on a filly, bouncing around in a rather ungainly fashion, but get the job done alright.”
If there are the usual year-end awards, can TTC’s post above be nominated for Post of the Year?
June 11, 2021 at 23:10 #1544967

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June 12, 2021 at 00:44 #1544984
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I want to change mine to the legendary Francome
June 12, 2021 at 01:47 #1544993I look a lot like Princess Anne tonight – every day it’s a different jockey. I have a diverse set of characters. I possibly need to take a sleeping pill, as it has suddenly dawned on me – I may wake up as Brian Rouse.
June 12, 2021 at 11:19 #1545045Can’t think of any jockey so unfortunate to look like me.
Is there a round faced ginger jockey?However, Paddy Power’s seasoned racegoer advert is so similar it’s uncanny. The face, flat cap, green jacket, hair cut, the way I hold the Racing Post, the attitude… and when they see me winning they tap me up for tips and say plee-ee-ee-ease.
Should get royalties.

Although should really be an ‘ampshire /wilwshire accent.
Value Is EverythingJune 12, 2021 at 23:46 #1545161Tonight Mathew I will be Princess Anne
And tell us Princess what will you be singing about.
I will be singing about my father Philip.
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