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  • in reply to: Sea The Stars Retired #253378
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    Did you really place the name ‘Phil Taylor’ in the same sentence as ‘sportsman’?

    Alongside Formula 1 and squash. Ye Gods! Let’s watch the paint dry – although darts is probably the most exciting of the lot.

    in reply to: Sea The Stars Retired #253289
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    Not about money. Nothing left to prove.

    Absolute bollocks.

    in reply to: UK All Weather Speed Ratings #247643
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    Thanks Seabird. Not a problem. Almost everywhere I post on the forum someone tells me I should be posting elsewhere. Rather than have this hastle it would easier not to post here so this will be my last.

    Thank God for that.

    in reply to: Speed Handicapping #245950
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    Just concentrate on maximum speed – Silver Machine’s a good starting point.

    in reply to: What to wear on the racecourse #245949
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    Perhaps a single enclosure at all courses, with entry dependent on the ability to pay plus a swipe of a national ID card to indicate that the entrant doesn’t have a criminal record.

    Mind you, that might discount a significant number of the moneyed ‘classes’ and, if we had a fair, honest society, the Royals too.

    in reply to: Curragh taking steps to devalue Doncaster Leger #245810
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    Doncaster hav turned their premir race into a chav filled piss up witha crap under card.

    :lol:

    in reply to: What to wear on the racecourse #245713
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    The idea that the requirement to wear a jacket and tie will restrict the audience to a ‘better class of person’ is laughable! How many well-dressed, cocaine-snorting boneheads are there in the members enclosure at Newmarket on any given Saturday?

    It’s like saying that the owner of a £30K 4×4 is automatically a better driver than somebody who drives a budget model of car.

    Get real.

    in reply to: Bright New Dawn for Racing #243812
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    Silly boy! It amused me to point out your error, nothing more and I really can’t be bothered to enter into further discussion. Feel free to have the last say, if you must.

    in reply to: Bright New Dawn for Racing #243809
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    I also hate to mention that I couldn’t give a toss!

    in reply to: Bright New Dawn for Racing #243807
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    Withnail. In the same spirit of improvement, I feel it only right to point out the unusual version of ‘available’ in your signature. A typo, I’m sure.

    Under the circumstances do you think that a I could give a sh*t?

    Now, where’s that lighter fluid?

    in reply to: Bright New Dawn for Racing #243800
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    repell

    A typo or an indication that you’re not so smart after all dear boy?

    in reply to: UK All Weather Speed Ratings #243796
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    Can’t speak for anyone else but I’d appreciate it if you’d stop trying to use the forum to promote yourself.

    in reply to: Paul Nicholls Autobiography #243788
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    Chapter 8

    Dealing with the bleeders.

    in reply to: Too much racing? #243005
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    There is far too much racing in the UK and why? Largely, perhaps, to serve self-seeking industry interests. Having been mad keen on the sport since my teens and a regular bettor, I pay relatively little attention to it now – viewing it as dull and unimaginitve. However, I’m sure that the spend of lager-swilling chavs carries far more weight than my views and a good time will be had by all this Saturday at Ascot.

    in reply to: Levy Sails Away. #242564
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    Who, in their right mind, uses the like of Hills, et al, for betting on racing anyway?

    in reply to: Cost Of Going Racing #242542
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    The point to point comments smack of inverted snobbery.

    The remarks regarding unimaginative programming of individual racecards are valid and cards where 50% or more of the races are run over the same or similar distances are not uncommon – Haydock and Newmarket take note.

    I went to Thirsk for the first time on Saturday. £13 into Tatts (the paddock), convenient free parking just over the road and very compact with easy access to the pre-parade ring and paddock.

    Plenty of food and drink outlets were available and, in the grand scheme of things, the prices were reasonable – although the pints had a healthy head.

    The quality of racing was modest but so what!

    Lots of coach parties were in attendance but we didn’t experience any trouble. However, the insistence of females (young and not so young) to dress like lap dancers and plaster themselves with fake tan on a damp Saturday afternoon in North Yorkshire was bemusing.

    in reply to: CELEBRITY BHA DISCIPLINARY PANEL #240095
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    Uncle Monty and Count Arthur Strong would be perfect. Both would provide much-needed gravitas and common sense.

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