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    sberry
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    Judge James Pickles, perfect for reserve chairman as he’s used to giving out soppy sentences which he could justify by saying that the punters "were asking for it" and due to his stance on drugs, Nicky Henderson has already asked that Pickles chairs his appeal…etc

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    Pompete
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    http://www.ng-magazine.com/_images/thumbs/chuckle_325x395.jpg

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    curragh
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    Pompete, I know the one on the right is Ian Rush but, who’s the other?

    :lol:

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    Pompete
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    Pompete, I know the one on the right is Ian Rush but, who’s the other?

    :lol:

    Don’t know his full name – Paul something from the BHA – I think- D

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    Withnail
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    Uncle Monty and Count Arthur Strong would be perfect. Both would provide much-needed gravitas and common sense.

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    Drone
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    Judge Jeffreys is yer man

    bring back the birch
    throw ’em in the Tower
    throw away the key
    string ’em all up

    …it’s the only language they understand

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    jinnyj
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    I know on of the Disciplinary Ctte members, Lyn Williams. Always very fair with me but I never got on the wrong side of him. I got the feeling he was like a terrier with a bone – doesn’t give up. I was never up before the Disc Ctte but went up for something else and couldn’t believe what a load of t***ers they were to me. Despite sitting there and explaining things in concise English, they still ignored me and treated me like a small child. It made you want to stand up and scream abuse at them. I sat with a full file of facts and figures yet they ignored me and what I had to say.

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    Anonymous
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    No BHA panel would be complete without Johnny Francome who could come up with new words for the stewards to replace offensive ones like "Mr". and "Sir".

    Barney Curley would very good with his expertise in spotting non triers. This would inject badly needed funds when they punted them next time out.

    Keiren Fallon could keep his nose to the ground and be put in charge of drug testing.

    TDK The Dark Knight could make sute all jokers are brought to justice

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