I dunno wat wud ave ‘appened to Willo if he got the job wiv Braveheart. Maybeez he’d only be writing on the first and last page of the Post now out ov force of habit like.
I’m more concerned with getting on wiv the books. It seems that no matter wot I do to cover my tracks they always no its me. I change my ip, fake my date of birth to make me ten years younger and try and change my style like but the
Chief
of security at these books always makes me feel like a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club.
Any advice brov?