Said by the one and only Ian Davies.
There’s only one Ian Davies
ONE I A N D A V I E S
Sharon Avis was beautifully created by Razeen high up in his empty canned litter strewn loft in the conservatively drainpiped borough of Bromley – and this clever deformity of words was to set the scene for
‘the most popular badly shaved man ever forced into a dress contest’ on this quirky quickly warming planet of ours – soon to be stoked up more by a Snowden storm and three whole years before the financial mayhem knocked all the masters of the universes’ socks off and blew all the feathers off all the white swans swimming in their complacent plastic filled lakes of soon shattering glass,and a whole 16 years before the world was ruled by a bacterium called Charlie whose father was a chicken.
Seems like an age ago but the little contest back then in 2005 won by a man in black still has its settled place in world events and is hewn into the history and half forgetting minds of those that didn’t win it.