The troublers

[ricky lake]

Its gone deadly quiet ….Gamble is doing self exile…for his sins

Nathan is on a swinging holiday (seaside merry go round variety )

Moe is sulking over Pilsen …..

Mare is biding her time to have a pop at the new reformed Ian D …save yer breath madamme

Ginger is doing confession time (make it longer Ginge )

Drone ,,,is visiting a small village off John O groats

Pilsen is screaming at his laptop ……its Kate Its Kate !!!!!

Betlarge …well he;s just chilling waiting for a star to fall !!!

[moehat]

I’m not sulking..it’s just that there are no conversations to join in with on here any more and I’m off to America….

[Bachelors Hall]

I’ve been trying to think of a conversation but I’m getting nowhere. I did think that a penis comparing contest would be a pretty swell and topical idea given the recent celeb pics thing but that might be rather exclusionary as I don’t think many of the female posters have penises.

[gamble]

Well David Marshall wrote twelve years
ago that he possessed a mighty half incher
and never had any complaints from any of
his many conquests over the years.

He put it a lot better than that

yes well Moe’s off to Macey’s
Ginger’s of to the races
and I am pulling faces
all because Pilsen
left no traces

Well one thing about Pilsen
even though he has a seven
and thee quarter inch
cap size he could
talk a bit under
it

[Drone]

Drone ,,,is visiting a small village off John O groats

Stroma’s a tourist trap these days, think Ibiza or Corfu, and I prefer the yet undiscovered unspoilt tranquility of Muckle Skerry, from where I post this missive prior to boarding the helicopter to Venezuela, refuelling in Dorset

I bought the first of many Harris Tweed jackets in John O’Groats: a hairy, rust-coloured masterpiece tailored by Hector Russell of Inverness. Leather elbow patches now and as shiny as Philbedge’s polyester, but oh so comfortable

Have you enjoyed the splendid train journey from Inverness to Wick, Pricky? A four-hour trundle to Georgemas Junction, then backwards into Thurso, where I got off, and then forward again to some place called Wick

…or did you mean to imply that I’m giving head to Duncan

[ricky lake]

aaaah the Highlands …was in Dornoch ..some time ago …the single track roads are bliss….tweeds are bloody expensive

as for Duncan ….please yourself

Thought Mo was sulking ….just confirmed ….never mind…maybe The Pilsendude will return for next Christmas

Bachelors dear boy …best to stick to Juvenile Hurdlers ….people become a bit edgy about the wobbly bits ,……

[Bachelors Hall]

seven and thee quarter inch

How did you come to such an exact figure? This is very eerie…

…or did you mean to imply that I’m giving head to Duncan

I used to have a crush on an old teacher called Duncan. I even wrote him a poem which contained the words ‘chunky’,’funky’ and ‘spunky’.

Bachelors dear boy …best to stick to Juvenile Hurdlers ….people become a bit edgy about the wobbly bits ,……

I did think of starting a conversation about Juvenile Hurdlers…

What about a dating section for the forum? Or better yet, an illicit encounters section!

[ricky lake]

Illicit encounters would be grand …..

Pilsendude and Rickster …..I will bring my sex pistols album /…NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS /……..

Gamble and David Marshall ……..his nemesis

Ian D and Razeen …peace and lurve

Drone ….gingertipster (porn is not on the agenda Ginge)

Moe and Nathan ….a match made in Cheltenham

Corm and Pinza ……old pals acquainted

Jim JTS and Betlarge ….that would be lively

[aaronizneez]

I’ve been trying to think of a conversation but I’m getting nowhere. I did think that a penis comparing contest would be a pretty swell and topical idea given the recent celeb pics thing but that might be rather exclusionary as I don’t think many of the female posters have penises.

I don’t think there is much doubt who is the biggest knob in the Lounge,eh pricky?

[ricky lake]

don’t think there is much doubt who is the biggest knob in the Lounge,eh pricky?

Well it sure aint Moe or Mare …for certain

but as they used to say when the lottery started …

.It could be you

[ricky lake]

No word from Prickly Aaaaaaaron for ages ….poor boy ,must be the conkers keeping him busy

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