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Come and talk cooking and receipies here lads
Let other folks have a bit of a laugh
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It was the thread header that got me… still laughing as I type this
I’m easily pleased
Ricky, Tank, Ian and gamble are this weeks contestants on Come Dine With Me
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Would be a series of awkward silences and extreme. Feet shuffling
Perps behaviour
Good idea though🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
“Ricky, Tank, Ian and gamble are this weeks contestants on Come Dine With Me”
…With Nathan Hughes doing the irritating narration.
Value Is EverythingNot sure it qualifies for a “receipe” but I don’t care. It’s as close as you’ll get from me:
Cheese And Onion Surprise:
Take two slices of home made bread.
“Butter” one side of one slice.
Squirt salad cream on one side of the other slice.
Chop up pieces of mature cheddar and evenly put them on top of the buttered bread.
Chop some spring onions and add.
Take a bag of cheese and onion crisps and place them (without the bag) on top, two or three crisp depth.
Add a few of your favourite lettuce leaves.
Lay that slice salad cream side down on the lettuce leaves.
Squash with the palm of your hand so the crisps and everything is fairly flat.There, you’ve got my favourite sandwich.
Value Is EverythingMy menu would consist of sticky rib pot noodle to start , tesco value lasagne for mains and a tin of rice pudding with a dollop of strawberry jam ….mixed together for the right colour and consistency …. Entertainment would be recording of Derek Thompson Wolverhampton commentary’s 2015 to 2021 , everyone has to take a drink of tennents super lager every time thommo says ” I’ll leave that to the judge “
My fav snack is
A small pizza from iceland
Put three sliced toms on top
Put three good rashers on top
Put five pieces of black pudding
Finish off with a few pieces of Red leicester cheese
Bang in oven for 25 mins
Get stuck in 👍👍👍
It’s “swap,” isn’t it?
That randomface74 is a card and a half and no mistake: https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/swop-or-swap.18923732/
Anyway, upon reflection, I don’t think I want anti vaxxers and p*sstakers knowing how to cook the perfect bolognese, so I might instead PM it to forumites upon demand.
Pricing tariff
If I like you – free.
If I’m on an indifference curve regarding you – also free.
If I don’t like you – still free, but no recipe, because no recipe IS a recipe.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Alas poor yorick you cant have Ians spag bol secret
All for hecuba.
Oh and you are a non virtue signalling anti vax person
Why
Because your dead for a few hundred years
Mmmm
Ian wont be pleased
Doesn’t have to be spaghetti, Richard.
Many varieties of pasta will work with this sauce of the Gods.
I’m firmly on your side regarding randomface, though I’m sure (well, fairly sure) you went to school!
I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ian_Davies_
https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"
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