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  • #213502
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    Jack

    your joke back there
    is good
    it is real
    it touches
    but you don’t
    you are
    and have been a
    constant dissapointment

    I am halfway through a
    bottle of whisky
    it’s called Aberlour
    which sounds
    like a roxy music lyric

    The whisky is ten years old
    you are but five
    but …
    the whisky goes down smooth
    Jack
    erm
    its well proofed
    while you
    you
    promised to proof
    but
    never did.

    Why couldn’t you come good Jack ?
    with your pointless identty ?
    A little bit of nervousness ?
    A little bit of insecurity ?
    A little bit of evasion ?

    Sleep well Jack
    I intend to take
    you
    to heaven
    and back.

    I believe
    I am aware of
    which site you are
    lurking in :?

    The fact is
    You have disapointed
    You have broken
    your promise

    You owe me

    THIS IS NOT GETTING PERSONAL
    but the hounds
    are getting hungry
    and you may welll
    suggest I am deranged
    as you have done privately
    but let me tell you
    those herrings you fed me
    are possibly
    about to spawn

    It is 0240
    time for some kip.

    The whisky bottle
    may well have unleashed Jack
    but really in my heart
    he is but a trifle
    a murmur
    and of
    no
    or little
    consequence.

    All that really matters
    is the continuation
    of interesting things
    and the pursuit
    of the Y
    of all things
    and if not finding it
    and if not successful
    then
    the simple pleasure of
    existing.

    NAFF
    its almost 3am

    #261298
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    I have dredged this idiosyncrasy
    up from the deep
    purely on account of Tor Mentor
    – in his honour.

    Clone meat is hard
    let the rain
    not wash him out
    but expose his hidden self

    My enquiry into clone
    just is lengthwise
    less year on year
    because of the numbers,
    the anonymity, and
    the increasing cleverness of clones.
    I correct myself
    – Salty Jack finished me.

    I do have Tor Mentor
    it took me five hours
    to discover it
    and I am pleased with my success
    purely on the mental excercises

    Strange thing is I intend to
    keep Tor hidden, but will point
    out his mistakes. He seems
    freer in his new shape
    and I would ask others
    to respect this clone’s disguise.

    I am a fraud on the racing section
    in fact I regret coming back.
    My current situation is very hard
    I am hemmed in
    and writing offers no escape for me,
    and I grabbed at the elusion it offered
    like a drowning man a straw.

    I will post up once
    or twice more on Tor
    then dissapear
    back to the uglinesss
    of my hole

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    #261337
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    Barking possibly
    but the wrong tree no.

    Festive greetings to you too Tor
    and may I extend your lit-up tree
    to others like me trapped inside
    the edge of reezan.

    Now let us remove some of your clothing :mrgreen:

    Hound Tor – your favourite place
    a granite overcrop of rock
    juggled around and fashioned by the weather
    into the dauntingly macabre shape
    of dogs heads
    peering out into the darkness,
    a darkness devilishly shrouded
    by unforgiving mist,
    where Conan Doyle sat barely seen,
    stroking his sherlocks
    planning and penning
    his longly salivated comeback
    atop an oversized luminous dog.

    " Watson brolly up down there
    muscle movement tells me
    the dog is raising its leg…"

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    #261470
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    You are certainly brightening this
    place up Tor h’mmm.

    on and upward..

    Hounds Tor famously hosted
    Doctor Who’s Sontaran experiment in 1975.
    Who was the doctor involved…?
    Tom Baker
    Who was old Ian’s favourite doctor ?
    Tom Baker.

    No but you are not Ian Tor
    despite my often comparing Ian
    to Ricky Gerbilface.

    "Erm Holmes too late for the brolly
    and I am sorry to say I just got your
    sandwich out of the case."

    " But Watson the sandwiches are identical
    surely the deduction is you got yours out "

    " No Holmes, you are forgetting I am a gentleman. "

    #261525
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    Gamble, methinks you are obsessing and wasting what little time you have left in this meadow by trying to flush out Avis. Best to let the sleeping dog lie, through his teeth. Who really cares where Diane spews his egotistical bile these days? Moi? Jamais!

    "Anyway, it’s looking like a beautiful day"

    #261581
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    In all the places that I’ve ‘seen’ Mr.Davies, I’ve not seen him spew any bile.

    I have seen him win a lot of arguements, as he’s a clever man who can tie people up in knots with his sharp mind and long scarf.Maybe this is what some don’t like :wink:

    (I’ve always found him pompous, ill-informed, a little naive and, most overwhelmingly of all, a little one dimensional in his thinking, incapable of complex thinking that is. All in my opinion of course – editor)[/color:mfbj05w5]

    #261628
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    Was a beautiful day alright

    but yes as far as obsessing hoof
    my whole internet experience
    could be described as such.
    It certainly is a concern – but it
    takes my mind of the fact I’m
    trapped in this strange hall
    of quickly distorting mirrors
    and similarly trapped in my bog life
    with the bathroom mirror and the one in
    the hall both extreme enemies
    that point horrible fingers.
    Ten whole years of writing random
    can turn you cuckoo.
    I hate those two mirrors

    I’ve just been out for some krone
    and in a sense that obliterates
    the harshness of reality, but this
    boxey life we all lead must have some
    consolation even if it smells of self destruct.

    As for Avis
    he has a far more normal life than me
    and certainly I am not a hunting for him.

    Tor is embedded in the dangerous moor
    an excitingly dexterous poacher
    with bright feathers in his cap
    and long green leotards.
    No gunshot just a hard rain
    to flush him out

    #261653
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    As for the clone Salty Jack

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    #261683
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    I removed the post above
    or below
    it was far too indulgent.

    I have one krone left
    and I suppose it’s high time
    to start detailing some of
    Tor’s elemental mistakes.
    Yes I shook a leg for five hours
    to nail you, but as I promised
    gently gently

    "draw those curtains Eva
    and stop watching that squall
    it might take a fancy to yer"

    #261684
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    krone or crone?

    Hope you enjoy your work.I know I do 8)

    #261686
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    Krone or crone
    well one usually
    follows the other :)

    Likewise Tor
    I am an admirer
    of your hit and thrust
    front page bravado

    #261687
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    Just in case someone
    exposes you
    and gets to you before I do
    I have left a code
    in one of my postings
    not easy !
    Please don’t try.

    I have to admit
    at first I thought you
    were Friggo
    that was in the first hour :)

    #261688
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    It’s like The Golden Hare :)

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    #261690
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    The reason I gave you green leotards
    well…

    there is a certain greeness
    a freshness, a naievety about you
    but not a bad thing at all
    in this puffed up, trumped up,
    contrived double dealing world
    where people are numbers
    and the numbers will get them
    so they stare in a mirror
    with their kit half on
    and try to forget their age
    and all they see is
    a masquerade

    #261692
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    I dont have no crone tonight
    to folow my krone tonight
    I am strangely left alone
    to fight the only thing
    I’m good at
    a clone

    :(

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