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  • #199131
    Avatar photogamble
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    Spare a though this Christmas for
    the dead the dying and the artificially removed.
    Oh and the morally bankrupt…

    [b:1rqikgg5] Good King whenceiswit last came out
    on the feast of reason
    when the Rock turned all about
    deep in debt and treason.
    [/b:1rqikgg5]

    I have already seen my Xmas pudding
    it measures two inches by an inch and a quarter.
    I am holed up in a place I didn’t expect to be
    but the mind is still free
    you see, you see.

    #199446
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    The turkey bird didn’t slide down that easy
    this year
    five men got in the way
    The twins Bush and Blar
    Alan Greenspan
    gulp…
    Bernard Madoff
    I’ve forgotten the sprouts

    #199474
    Grasshopper
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    Seasons greetings, gamble.

    #199557
    Avatar photoMatron
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    Are you back on "the ward" Gamble?

    Seasons greetings.

    Regards – Matron
    :cool:

    #199651
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    Hopper and Matron
    I trust you are enjoying a good
    festive break,
    and whether you took in the house of God
    or not,
    I thank you
    and
    extend my personal greetings to you both
    at this merry time of year.

    As for being back on the ward
    in a very real sense I am,
    but rather reluctantly,
    as both the previous postings were
    made in a state of some inebriation
    and in that state, hospitals spring naturally
    but unwillingly to mind.

    I wanted to do about twelve postings
    to indulge my whims and settle some points
    but rather find the spotlight on me,
    I feel exposed like the rabbit.

    Kotijket glad tidings indeed to you
    in escaping the reaper
    and I extend my merriment to you,
    but below a troubled chin
    having often scratched it
    in wondering how the horned one
    could cope with or contain
    your Paddy the Paddy,
    who has a false room booking in
    the lower domain
    when in need of a whole wing.

    #199692
    wit
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    happy new year, my sheepy friend.

    best regards

    wit

    #199706
    Grasshopper
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    Holy moly – they’re all coming out of the woodwork!

    How have you been, wit? It’s been a while.

    #199724
    wit
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    fine thanks, grassy, as i hope with you also.

    been doing the same thing as mark read, reading UK for Aus:

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Personally my sporting interest in racing has migrated to Hong Kong. Australian racing, except for its carnivals, has lost me as an avid fan. In frustration I jumped ship two years ago and found my passion reignited for all things racing condensed into the user friendly package that Hong Kong racing is. Come racing Hong Kong and experience again at any of its 80 race dates what racing in Australia was twenty five years ago every race day and now revived only on a few major event days

    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    http://www.iasbet.com/whatsnew/go-racing-hong-kong.aspx

    best regards

    wit

    #199727
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    wit it is good to see evidence
    of your physical form after an absence
    of exactly 15 months and two weeks.
    Quite appropriately I am supping a well aged
    vintage port – even the Shamans who lived a
    life of rigour and vigour in a mental sense
    allowed themselves a few drops of
    Churchill spirit to blast away the awful reality
    of this mortal coil and the utter feebleness
    of life de riguer – even with the calming effect
    of leafing through the Grimes bible
    to try to understand the arsehole effect
    of where we all end up – if your lucky
    in a tin can way out in space
    destination black hole
    with some other bloke in a tin can
    not fifty yards away
    telling you you’ve taken his space.

    A happy New Year to you.

    p.s.
    Hopper the world is entering a critical phase
    there’s a huddling effect

    #199730
    Grasshopper
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    Good to hear from you, wit. I hope you find the time to contribute regularly again.

    p.s.
    Hopper the world is entering a critical phase
    there’s a huddling effect

    Room in your spaceship for me when it all goes pear-shaped, gamble?

    #199739
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    Id rather spend eternity
    in the company of your mind
    than a lot of others Hopper.
    Fact is my id wouldn’t allow it
    and…..
    there’s another thing
    after a few million years
    the fact that you had
    a lot more hair than me
    would start to really bother me
    and I can only take so much politics :lol:

    I suppose looking at it from a shaman perspective
    it could represent the challenge of countless lifetimes
    and you’d fnaly step out of the ship
    exhausted
    with no hair
    clutching a picture of dennis thatcher
    and begging for the devil

    #199742
    Grasshopper
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    ……….. and begging for the devil

    I’ve often wondered whether he has it all, or if he is susceptible to temptation.

    #199750
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    I suppose Hopper
    the only way to tempt
    the biggest ************ of time immemorial
    would be to convince him
    you were a bigger ************ :lol:

    If you could do that
    I’d ride pillion
    on your ship

    #199934
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    As it is still Christmas time
    I have cleaned up
    the post above accordingly.

    Actually Nick I am quite
    capable of voltafaccia.
    I arose this morning at 0530
    with pain in my teeth,
    a piece of turkey or ham was lodged
    between two molars and fiddling
    around with with a one of those small
    interdent brushes in a half light
    I managed to squeeze the thing out.
    Still in a lot of pain and blood oozing
    I returned to my tin can
    and dozed – as I mentioned earlier
    I am not where I want to be.
    I then felt something creep across
    my neck but so deep was my
    half slumber I was strangely incapable
    of raising my hand to rub my flesh,
    until disgust took hold, and then I
    rubbed so vigorously across my neck
    and upper chest
    as if I were removing the very devil itself
    I imagined the crawlie was most likely
    a small moth and wished I had kept
    the small piece of ham or turkey
    to ensnare it.
    I later thought if I was travelling
    through space with you at my side
    such a creature might be more
    attracted to you, if by nothing else
    certainly by virtue of your long hair.
    your long hair, your long hair.

    If ever I consider such a journey
    and find a suitable can
    I will pm you.
    You see voltafaccia is possibble
    despite a troublesome id.

    Apart from Hopper, Matron, Kotijket
    and wit I would like to extend
    happy new year greetings to everyone
    who might read this.

    #199948
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    Betlarge, Gamble and Wit

    An early manifestation, twelve-tide is but four days old

    Welcome back gentlemen and may you linger a while

    :)

    #200012
    dave jay
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    Same to you g.

    #200078
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    Thanks Dave
    keep ’em coming
    you are as vintage
    and sublimely tastey
    as the port I have just finished. :lol:

    Hopper I reckon you might have got
    stuffed in Ireland today
    even more reason
    to share a can with me :wink:

    Drone you have cleverly alerted me
    to betlarge hmmm quite a wordy individual
    and lays it down large.
    I share Hopper’s appreciation of your words
    twelve tide twelve tide
    the ides of march.

    As for wit
    had it not been
    for Sampson
    I would have had a scoop.
    Main thing
    like most hong kongers
    he loves the rawness of life.

    I head for bed now
    Xmas is stuffed
    for the monent
    just hoping
    the moth is

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