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- December 25, 2008 at 06:46 #199131
Spare a though this Christmas for
the dead the dying and the artificially removed.
Oh and the morally bankrupt…[b:1rqikgg5] Good King whenceiswit last came out
on the feast of reason
when the Rock turned all about
deep in debt and treason.[/b:1rqikgg5]I have already seen my Xmas pudding
it measures two inches by an inch and a quarter.
I am holed up in a place I didn’t expect to be
but the mind is still free
you see, you see.December 27, 2008 at 06:20 #199446The turkey bird didn’t slide down that easy
this year
five men got in the way
The twins Bush and Blar
Alan Greenspan
gulp…
Bernard Madoff
I’ve forgotten the sproutsDecember 27, 2008 at 14:45 #199474Seasons greetings, gamble.
December 27, 2008 at 19:54 #199557Are you back on "the ward" Gamble?
Seasons greetings.
Regards – Matron
December 28, 2008 at 00:16 #199651Hopper and Matron
I trust you are enjoying a good
festive break,
and whether you took in the house of God
or not,
I thank you
and
extend my personal greetings to you both
at this merry time of year.As for being back on the ward
in a very real sense I am,
but rather reluctantly,
as both the previous postings were
made in a state of some inebriation
and in that state, hospitals spring naturally
but unwillingly to mind.I wanted to do about twelve postings
to indulge my whims and settle some points
but rather find the spotlight on me,
I feel exposed like the rabbit.Kotijket glad tidings indeed to you
in escaping the reaper
and I extend my merriment to you,
but below a troubled chin
having often scratched it
in wondering how the horned one
could cope with or contain
your Paddy the Paddy,
who has a false room booking in
the lower domain
when in need of a whole wing.December 28, 2008 at 03:31 #199692happy new year, my sheepy friend.
best regards
wit
December 28, 2008 at 03:51 #199706Holy moly – they’re all coming out of the woodwork!
How have you been, wit? It’s been a while.
December 28, 2008 at 04:37 #199724fine thanks, grassy, as i hope with you also.
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best regards
wit
December 28, 2008 at 04:39 #199727wit it is good to see evidence
of your physical form after an absence
of exactly 15 months and two weeks.
Quite appropriately I am supping a well aged
vintage port – even the Shamans who lived a
life of rigour and vigour in a mental sense
allowed themselves a few drops of
Churchill spirit to blast away the awful reality
of this mortal coil and the utter feebleness
of life de riguer – even with the calming effect
of leafing through the Grimes bible
to try to understand the arsehole effect
of where we all end up – if your lucky
in a tin can way out in space
destination black hole
with some other bloke in a tin can
not fifty yards away
telling you you’ve taken his space.A happy New Year to you.
p.s.
Hopper the world is entering a critical phase
there’s a huddling effectDecember 28, 2008 at 04:45 #199730Good to hear from you, wit. I hope you find the time to contribute regularly again.
p.s.
Hopper the world is entering a critical phase
there’s a huddling effectRoom in your spaceship for me when it all goes pear-shaped, gamble?
December 28, 2008 at 05:05 #199739Id rather spend eternity
in the company of your mind
than a lot of others Hopper.
Fact is my id wouldn’t allow it
and…..
there’s another thing
after a few million years
the fact that you had
a lot more hair than me
would start to really bother me
and I can only take so much politics
I suppose looking at it from a shaman perspective
it could represent the challenge of countless lifetimes
and you’d fnaly step out of the ship
exhausted
with no hair
clutching a picture of dennis thatcher
and begging for the devilDecember 28, 2008 at 05:12 #199742……….. and begging for the devil
I’ve often wondered whether he has it all, or if he is susceptible to temptation.
December 28, 2008 at 05:41 #199750I suppose Hopper
the only way to tempt
the biggest ************ of time immemorial
would be to convince him
you were a bigger ************
If you could do that
I’d ride pillion
on your shipDecember 29, 2008 at 00:01 #199934As it is still Christmas time
I have cleaned up
the post above accordingly.Actually Nick I am quite
capable of voltafaccia.
I arose this morning at 0530
with pain in my teeth,
a piece of turkey or ham was lodged
between two molars and fiddling
around with with a one of those small
interdent brushes in a half light
I managed to squeeze the thing out.
Still in a lot of pain and blood oozing
I returned to my tin can
and dozed – as I mentioned earlier
I am not where I want to be.
I then felt something creep across
my neck but so deep was my
half slumber I was strangely incapable
of raising my hand to rub my flesh,
until disgust took hold, and then I
rubbed so vigorously across my neck
and upper chest
as if I were removing the very devil itself
I imagined the crawlie was most likely
a small moth and wished I had kept
the small piece of ham or turkey
to ensnare it.
I later thought if I was travelling
through space with you at my side
such a creature might be more
attracted to you, if by nothing else
certainly by virtue of your long hair.
your long hair, your long hair.If ever I consider such a journey
and find a suitable can
I will pm you.
You see voltafaccia is possibble
despite a troublesome id.Apart from Hopper, Matron, Kotijket
and wit I would like to extend
happy new year greetings to everyone
who might read this.December 29, 2008 at 00:50 #199948Betlarge, Gamble and Wit
An early manifestation, twelve-tide is but four days old
Welcome back gentlemen and may you linger a while
December 29, 2008 at 03:23 #200012Same to you g.
December 29, 2008 at 06:41 #200078Thanks Dave
keep ’em coming
you are as vintage
and sublimely tastey
as the port I have just finished.
Hopper I reckon you might have got
stuffed in Ireland today
even more reason
to share a can with me
Drone you have cleverly alerted me
to betlarge hmmm quite a wordy individual
and lays it down large.
I share Hopper’s appreciation of your words
twelve tide twelve tide
the ides of march.As for wit
had it not been
for Sampson
I would have had a scoop.
Main thing
like most hong kongers
he loves the rawness of life.I head for bed now
Xmas is stuffed
for the monent
just hoping
the moth is - AuthorPosts
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