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  • #445288
    Avatar photoGladiateur
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    I’m surprised that almost a quarter-of-a-century after the first All-Weather meeting in this country, some still regard it as not ‘real’ racing and that it should not occur during the summer.

    Times have changed. It’s here to stay at all times of year.

    Mike

    I’ll freely admit that I look down upon "all weather" racing and that’s because that, even after a quarter of a century, it is all low-grade dross. If there were more than a handful of Pattern events on the artificial surfaces, it would be more interesting to those of us who follow horse racing as a sport rather than as a betting medium.

    I still see no need whatsoever for AW racing during the flat turf season; surely these crappy meetings can’t be contributing much to the levy and just drain from already overstretched racing funds?

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    I don’t care for summer AW either and think it sits uneasily amongst the turf meetings but it’s as well to point out that if the BHA in their wisdom wanted to maintain the current bloated fixture list it’s likely the turf courses couldn’t cope with the wear and tear if all the summer AW were to be transferred to them

    Some like it, I ignore it: simple really

    #445299
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    Alternatively, Drone, these fixtures could be scrapped completely and the money saved redistributed to other meetings instead, increasing the abysmal prize money at some other courses.

    #445300
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    To be honest, the riff-raff have never quite got over this:

    http://www.stratfordtownfc.co.uk/Default.aspx?id=544919

    Nice report by E I Addio, our man in the Morris Ital with girly mag and yorkie bar

    Neasden FC in the next round then. Ron Knee, Baldy Pevsner, Sid & Doris beware

    Wish I was called Morton Titterton

    :)

    #445301
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    Alternatively, Drone, these fixtures could be scrapped completely and the money saved redistributed to other meetings instead, increasing the abysmal prize money at some other courses.

    Far too sensible, this is British Racing plc we’re discussing

    #445331
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    Drone

    Morton Titterton (aka

    The Tit

    ) fell out of the assistant manager position at highflying Leamington FC and was forced to make the move southwards (in every sense) to Stratford’s new million-squid Tiddington base. Fortunately Sniffer was around to assist Cadsey, until Cadsey himself got the boot shortly afterwards. Hollers is now in charge. Obviously.

    Some say The Tit never recovered from the Racing Club Warwick debacle and there was clear evidence of this when he threw in the Stratford towel at the end of last year citing a bad back. And a bad back four.

    Meanwhile Racing Club have plummeted through the leagues although their attendance – Derek – is holding up. Ashen-faced sumpremo Clarkey, who took over from Curly O’Callaghan last year, is promising a Midland Combination blitz in 13/14.

    Hope that clears things up.

    Sadly, all of the above is completely true.

    Ron Manager

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    he threw in the Stratford towel at the end of last year citing a bad back.

    I understood that it was in fact a tumour in his back that forced his resignation from Stratford Town.

    Rob

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    Morton Titterton (aka

    The Tit

    ) fell out of the assistant manager position at highflying Leamington FC and was forced to make the move southwards (in every sense) to Stratford’s new million-squid Tiddington base. Fortunately Sniffer was around to assist Cadsey, until Cadsey himself got the boot shortly afterwards. Hollers is now in charge. Obviously.

    Some say The Tit never recovered from the Racing Club Warwick debacle and there was clear evidence of this when he threw in the Stratford towel at the end of last year citing a bad back. And a bad back four.

    Meanwhile Racing Club have plummeted through the leagues although their attendance – Derek – is holding up. Ashen-faced sumpremo Clarkey, who took over from Curly O’Callaghan last year, is promising a Midland Combination blitz in 13/14.

    :) Lovely stuff Largey. Like those 0-100 27f handicap chases at Warwick the Midland Combination is the life-blood and heart-and-soul of soccer: live it, breathe it, dream it

    yours
    Droney – Harrogate Town’s former crowd, walking down the Wetherby Road to see old Weaver’s aces

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