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  • #1755292
    greenasgrass
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    Patrick Mullins’ thoughts on tonight’s race:

    “Look, I think if Constitution Hill turns up he’ll come home alone”
    Ah c’mon now Patrick don’t be mean. Surely CH isn’t going to pass the post with an empty saddle again tonight.

    #1755301
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Just switched on to watch the 4.26 and SSR are talking to the hills groom ….. It’s 2 mins before the start of a race … **** off , it’s a shitshow

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    #1755303
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    #1755304
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Considering they’ve spoken to the groom 3 hours before the off I imagine it’ll be the fella who fitted a tyre to the hills horsebox last Sept who’ll be giving his view at 6.30…

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    #1755305
    greenasgrass
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    Maddy Playle has been given the job of hosting the RP live blog this evening while everyone else in the office has knocked off to go to the pub, or drink kale smoothies on a hot gym treadmill or whatever it is that people do on Friday nights now, if they’re not speed dating in a sandpit. The blog has a picture on it of our hero getting his microchip scanned in the rain. If you’re interested. It’s edge of seat stuff but I haven’t been round my sheep today to check if any of them have got their heads stuck in the fence again so I’d better go and do that. Be right back.

    #1755307
    Avatar photoSteeplechasing
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    A million words written on this and I still don’t know why the horse is running? A fittener for Cheltenham?(therefore decision on Champion Hurdle already made). To find out his level on the flat with a view to switching codes? A confidence booster- going racing without the threat of having to jump? Have connections answered these questions?

    #1755308
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Tonight’s odds

    Mike to have backed the Hill evens

    Ginge to say he’s still the greatest ever hurdler even if he runs into the stand 1/2

    Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5

    Fitzgerald to perform verbal fellatio on Henderson 1/10

    ITV to give any other horse running tonight
    Less 1 minute worth of comment 1/20

    Bend to get a semi when Meghan starts talking horses 1/25

    Hughsie to fantasize Meghan is Francesca and wish they were both at Southwell 1/30

    Anyone got any worth putting up

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    #1755309
    greenasgrass
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    Nice image HDLG, was that on the blog? Next, top equine nutritionist and gastrointestinal expert, Shy T. Shoveller BVetMed MA (Poo) FRCVS explains how much the average horse turd weighs and how much jettisoning that pre race will help the Hill’s chances.

    #1755311
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    At ahat point do they realise it’s Southwell in Feb not Cheltenham

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    #1755312
    Racingorchid
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    Soon be on page 200 !

    #1755315
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    ….Easily

    Next Odds

    What page will the Hill thread hit tonight

    155 1/3
    156 evens
    157 2/1

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    #1755316
    Avatar photoRefuse To Bend
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    HDLG I’m not tuning in for the Hill :whistle: :whistle:

    The more I know the less I understand.

    #1755317
    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    Quality, HDLG. :yahoo:

    Apart from: “Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5”.

    That has to be 1.01 on Betfair. :yes:

    #1755318
    Avatar photoEx RubyLight
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    Tonight’s odds

    Mike to have backed the Hill evens – CHECK

    Ginge to say he’s still the greatest ever hurdler even if he runs into the stand 1/2 -> now into 1/3

    Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5 -> n/o

    Fitzgerald to perform verbal fellatio on Henderson 1/10 -> 1/25

    Add this:

    Hendo to talk for five minutes and tell us nothing 1/5

    #1755319
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Henderson to have teary eyes if the hill loses 1/40

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    #1755320
    Avatar photoEx RubyLight
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    Gladders to remind us of the Hill’s OR of 175 -> 1/10

    #1755322
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Bend we all know your not tuning for the hill or the racing insight , do you listen to the unbridled podcast , Matt mentioned a photo Meghan sent him at Xmas …. it was an error , she was in Xmas wrapping paper …

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