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Patrick Mullins’ thoughts on tonight’s race:
“Look, I think if Constitution Hill turns up he’ll come home alone”
Ah c’mon now Patrick don’t be mean. Surely CH isn’t going to pass the post with an empty saddle again tonight.Just switched on to watch the 4.26 and SSR are talking to the hills groom ….. It’s 2 mins before the start of a race … **** off , it’s a shitshow
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Considering they’ve spoken to the groom 3 hours before the off I imagine it’ll be the fella who fitted a tyre to the hills horsebox last Sept who’ll be giving his view at 6.30…
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Maddy Playle has been given the job of hosting the RP live blog this evening while everyone else in the office has knocked off to go to the pub, or drink kale smoothies on a hot gym treadmill or whatever it is that people do on Friday nights now, if they’re not speed dating in a sandpit. The blog has a picture on it of our hero getting his microchip scanned in the rain. If you’re interested. It’s edge of seat stuff but I haven’t been round my sheep today to check if any of them have got their heads stuck in the fence again so I’d better go and do that. Be right back.
A million words written on this and I still don’t know why the horse is running? A fittener for Cheltenham?(therefore decision on Champion Hurdle already made). To find out his level on the flat with a view to switching codes? A confidence booster- going racing without the threat of having to jump? Have connections answered these questions?
Tonight’s odds
Mike to have backed the Hill evens
Ginge to say he’s still the greatest ever hurdler even if he runs into the stand 1/2
Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5
Fitzgerald to perform verbal fellatio on Henderson 1/10
ITV to give any other horse running tonight
Less 1 minute worth of comment 1/20Bend to get a semi when Meghan starts talking horses 1/25
Hughsie to fantasize Meghan is Francesca and wish they were both at Southwell 1/30
Anyone got any worth putting up
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Nice image HDLG, was that on the blog? Next, top equine nutritionist and gastrointestinal expert, Shy T. Shoveller BVetMed MA (Poo) FRCVS explains how much the average horse turd weighs and how much jettisoning that pre race will help the Hill’s chances.
At ahat point do they realise it’s Southwell in Feb not Cheltenham
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….Easily
Next Odds
What page will the Hill thread hit tonight
155 1/3
156 evens
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Quality, HDLG.
Apart from: “Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5”.
That has to be 1.01 on Betfair.
Tonight’s odds
Mike to have backed the Hill evens – CHECK
Ginge to say he’s still the greatest ever hurdler even if he runs into the stand 1/2 -> now into 1/3
Fitzgerald to tip the Hill 1/5 -> n/o
Fitzgerald to perform verbal fellatio on Henderson 1/10 -> 1/25
Add this:
Hendo to talk for five minutes and tell us nothing 1/5
Henderson to have teary eyes if the hill loses 1/40
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