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Quote: from lollys mates girl on 7:48 pm on Sep. 28, 2005[br]bumhole!
Just trying to make you laugh.
Dads gone for a shower, and I feel sorry for you.
Laugh MAN!
<br>Post something even remotely on nodding terms with "funny" and I’ll consider it. Said joke is so poor it wouldn’t even have passed the quality control for the last series of Bo! Selecta.
I don’t dislike all toilet gags, but I do dislike crap toilet gags.
Jeremy<br>(graysonscolumn)
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(Edited by graysonscolumn at 2:07 am on Sep. 30, 2005)
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Hi Lolly<br>Perhaps a little thought into your posts woulnt go amiss , whereas you were 2rds up you were KOed by your own words <br>Razzie ended up the winner…and he had to do f..k all to do so<br>Treat it as a learning curve , sometimes less is more<br> Regards Sky
4 Year old boy getting bathed. Points to his testicles and asks, "Mum are those my brains?".<br> Mum," Not yet son, not yet.
The old horseracing section died a death :laugh:. I haven’t seen an explanation as to why it was removed, but maybe it was because the jokes were mostly of the two legged variety. I remember a joke about a donkey and of course Valueseeker’s (an ex-name) pig racing joke. Well I only intend to contribute one joke because of the nafness element.
…This horse walked completely naked into a chemist shop. When it started talking one of the lady counter assistamts fainted. A supervisor hurried the horse out.
" Nay, don’t be like that, I only asked her if this boot shop sold shoes. "
You know for a cyber detective your standards are slipping somewhat! Your joke confirms it was the right call :biggrin:
White Fright researching the reasons for the lost joke section<br> is not that high on my agenda, however I had read your <br>’ changes ‘ staterment before, and have just read it again cursorily. Now curiously there seems no mention of the poor joke section – which was blasted into thin air together with Merlin’s robes – no mention at all. I think it is possibly the only section you never contributed to.
sorry jokesters you haven’talight to stand on, banished without a mention  :angry:
As for my horse joke, yes it stands on very weak legs :cool:
(Edited by gamble at 10:29 am on Feb. 14, 2006)
Quote: from gamble on 10:26 am on Feb. 14, 2006[br] White Fright researching the reasons for the lost joke section<br> is not that high on my agenda, <br>
Slipping!!
Curiously nobody protested in the topic either or raised my awareness of me overlooking the jokes area for scrapping. I put the very first jokes in there after I created it but got lost in a prune in the days of old when it was a popular place, instead of the lonely tumbleweed rolling through which it became.
There are only so many horse racing jokes around and like yours very lame. :cool:
A young jockey and his stable lass girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in Italy for a week. The marriage goes without a hitch and the couple set off on their honeymoon. While checking in the lady behind the desk asks ‘We have two suites available for you, would you like the bridal?’ ‘No thanks says the jockey I’ll just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it!’
(don’t blame me I found this one while browsing) :biggrin:
:old:<br> Jim milarkey, your joke beats mine in a canter.<br> It has that carry on quality like your writing :laugh:
Quite a Fright – I am not slipping,<br> or remoresful for the loss of jokey horses.<br> In your own admission you overlooked<br> the mention of the scrapping of this section<br> which attracted a small band of die hards<br> with Merlin at the helm, I was just poinitng out<br> your omission. <br> Its only a small slip and only gets me half a point :biggrin:
The art of copy & paste Gamble ;)
<br>This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I’m sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse’s mouth.
"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting p**s
ed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears."OK, finally, I’d like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse’s twat, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I’d like to see her run!"  :biggrin:
I’m new and never saw these jokes, so here’s one of mine.
There was a zebra that had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. <br>The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals.<br>She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "hi, I’m a zebra!â€ÂÂ
A report just out says that one in five of the worlds population are Chinese.
Well that got me thinking.
Theres five people in my family, so it must be one of them.
Its either my Mum or my Dad, my older brother George, or my younger brother Ho Mao Chu.
I think its George!
DOH!
I allways knew there was something not quite right about my younger brother.
His nickname as a kid was Sum Ting Wong.
;)
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