[OneEye]

I’m gutted for Mr Findlay
He didn’t know the rules you see

So what he now needs to learn
Is what he should have learned as a bairn

The difference between a back and a lay
Is clear as night and day

As an owner you can only back
And laying should be done in the sack

So next time Harry wants a lay
Take a girl for a roll in the hay

The big man himself will soon be back
But it won’t be at a race track

No more stable fees for him to carry
It’s football and dogs, you know what I mean Harry

[OneEye]

Hello everyone. My name is Steven and I’ve just become the latest addition to TRF. I’ve read through a lot of posts in the last few hours and I’m very impressed with the people on here, their comments and general politeness.

So I thought, why not? And here I am.

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