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Thanks to a half bottle
of Brandy I am not in any
way angry…SLAP SLAP SLAP.
Now for a conundrum…
A short happy life
Or a long miserable one ?Three guesses what the BLOB
went for ?Gone to ground,
No more no less.
No moles in a hundred miles
no Smiley in sight –
the Circus won’t touch internecine warfare
with little or no trace of hard or soft power
with no chance of real war
This is merely a fight !An untouchable is involved
– the finger points at a landlord.Glob was apparently not God, but a conceptual artist who bypassed the hogwash to defy the Scrabble board and rise up an unlikely, but nonetheless supreme celestial being that we, in our ordinary, miserable, brutish, pop art, shackled, hum drum, horsehead existence are never likey to experience or happenchance upon again.
A small tunnel buried below this massive structure we all know as the Ministry of Love is now closed and Mr Jones is firmly back in the farm. Tin trays with a pound of flesh on them for everyone.
The animosity and stench surrounding this case will hang in the air for some considerable time.
The vacuum !
Anyone fancy a breath of fly free fresh air ?
1963 FILUM ..
I fought in ‘NAM
for my home town
All I wanted was to come home
have a family and kids.The cinema tannoy …
“Could the man in the back row sit down.”
” I loved my mother too much ”
Perkins was double twisted
and confused in his own life
which was a pain in the @rse for him, but that pain in the @rse magnified tenfold when
he took on the Bates persona.” Who are you buddy?”
“I don’t know who I am
but Bates is weird to an extreme.
He is not me, but
he fits into me cosily, and I feel kinda comfortable in his uncomfortable skin.”“Does that mean you are Bates?”
“Yeah I’m Bates alright
and I don’t think I will
ever lose him. He is me. ”Hitchcock hits the jackpot
and the viewing public will
never be more horrified.Alan Bates and the P.O. scandal are momentarily horrifying, and bring on more misery and deaths than PSYCHO’s unforgiving filthy swamp.
PSYCHO though, will survive 500 years, if the planet allows it – it’s ART and nothing spoken in the confessional box, can or will surpass it.
BLACK BEAUTY!
737 Maxine was going through the motions doing what she thought was latest version of the mashed potato at the annual whistleblower convention after dinner dance party in Charleston.
She’d bravely tried the Harlem shake but there were no takers as she’d lost numerous nuts and bolts as her landing gear embarrassingly seized up.
Perkins saw the lady was in some trouble and cooly walked up to her and said..
” Do you want to meet me old woman ?”These are private matters and probably best kept out of the public domain – but here goes..
Alan has been working
for twenty odd years and has had a lot of screen time in those two, switch on switch off, get me to the end of these, difficult decades. His mother Paula prays a lot for his reversal, and complains privately about his big obsession.Norman on the other hand wears Obsession and has been working
like a beaver for 64 years. His mother appears infrequently due to her advanced age but in spirit she’s all a go go.BIG QUESTION FOR FILUM BUFFS.
Who wins the hippy hippy hip shake Oscar ?
The ghost of Xmas Post Office past from a time when people could afford to buy a stamp now speaks.
Ghost…
” Alan Bates is not Norman Bates, period ” !
“That is highly interesting Ghost, but what about the casting of his moody mother Paula Vennels ?”
‘I have a dream’
I thought it was today
but looking at the time
I think it’s tomorrow.I’m fairly content chewing my chewed out nails down to a nothingness in the relative comfort of Cabin 12. Not a yard of TV but who wants mellifluous soma. Put that in yer pipe and smoke it Drone.
12 is geographically as far away from ‘there is only one Anthony Perkins’ and his tray of yesterdays fresh crust removed sandwiches as possible. Anyone that removes crusts from sandwiches or refers repeatedly to the Queen Mum, is ODD to the n’th degree and quite capable of possessing the men’s rea to brutally commit murder.PSYCHO WAS THE BEST FILM THAT WAS, OR WILL, EVER BE MADE -PERIOD. THE NOT SO LITTLE BIRDS TOLD ME.
Ask Perkins about it – he lived the nightmare dream for the 30 odd years he lived BATES after his killing role. GOD BLESS THE MOTHER THAT BORE HIM.
I noticed the stairs in the old house are extra wide – STAIRS ARE KILLERS !!!
Estate agents keep that an in state secret.
Oh the purchaser passed away suddenly – but he paid a big deposit! Was he living in safety in a flat or bungalow ? No, a two up two down.
SO SAD.
Was he going up or down ?Good of you to try to salvage this thread Tippi. It’s a virtual floating wreck ever since Bates caught insomnia and destined himself to be a night bird and hurt the BIG BOYS for increasing the cost of the first class for OINKS like us to pay for this .
,
The biggest most corrupt scandal of the century, and oh such a frightener and of such magnitude to double down salivate the jowls of the joy boy, sell your mother for a farthing press hounds who sniff a good story a mile from their criticisms and yeah get yer hankies out – ever since lounge posts were
systematically destroyed in the back number area – well yeah dude — since all this hiatus died to a black hole, it’s been as dead as a creaking stair.
GOD SAVE THE QUEENSorry to interrupt
Byrony’s big bang back,
but the straightjacket
came after I awkwardly
fell at the first – GROUND
OF THE DIDN’T LIKE IT VARIETY.
They asked me if I bet,
and I could have been a
novitiate priest so honest was I in reply. No ten hail Marys to easily recite, Not a bit of it – I got the big JACKBOOT dressed up with humms and haws and was booted out of the building with a definite lack of grace and aplomb, the same way I came in.They initially sat me in a waiting room next to a George Stubbs, a three inch horse with a gold frame that looked like it had over breakfasted, while I had rushed empty tummied to Portland Place to try to become a horseman
and lose my five pound allowance.
What was a souf end boy
who’d moved to the east side
who had a jagger in his veins
and a Bowie back end
doing mixing it with the
WEST END TOFFEE BOYS ?The machine people
will be watching PSYCHO
in two hundred years time.
I won’t be in the audience
unless the scientists can give
me a knee up the *rse !Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you love me, it’s all right !I can’t do a quizz
Leave it to the litterati.
An enjoyable read nonetheless and helps me forget the limitations of a straightjacket !
When I went for my job interview with the Jockey Club I changed at home.
Maybe that was my mistake ?
‘The smaller stuffed (dead) birds could symbolize Norman’s conflict with not only his mother but all women – they are better dead and unresponsive. Norman says at one point in the conversation about his mother “But she’s harmless, she’s as harmless as one of those stuffed birds.’
The flies in the lounge have also created anomalies including two decades of anathema with little buzz.
Some of their number though through the shelf life factor are… hmmm deceased, or not possibly of this world, but these little flies create more questions than answers.Put that in a quiz and don’t expect any normal replies.
Perkins was Norman Bates – Norman Bates was Perkins.
The greatest horror film ever made !Hackman take visible note!
Turn the heating off before you turn in.
Hitchcock got lucky !
The big man created a cinematographic masterpiece that will never be usurped in several lifetimes.
BATES OF THE NORMAN KIND !!!
“What the hell’s going on ?
I’ve been hanging on this goddamned line for more than twenty godstoppin minutes.”“What’s the answer then ?” ….
“Just a minute fella there’s someone before you, on line two..”
Line two .
” Hey schmuck, I don’t have the answer just wanna to say that in 1930 Gene Hackman was born – it was winter time and times were motherfuckin tough ”
“Yeah so what, you’re wasting my time *rselicker !”
“My point is if that if that jerk of a psycho kid hadn’t popped out in ’32 Hackerbaggies would have been the ultimate screen idol, no dispute – no argument – seen the car chase in French Connection ?”
” Mary Poppins beats that by a country mile – she could goddamned fly – now hang up jerk face!”
“Back to you line one!”
“What’s the answer ?”
“It’s Watch with Mother “
