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  • #1689640
    Avatar photoHe Didnt Like Ground
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    Tinka tailor….. Has Davies gone behind enemy lines

    #1689858
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    Gone to ground,
    No more no less.
    No moles in a hundred miles
    no Smiley in sight –
    the Circus won’t touch internecine warfare
    with little or no trace of hard or soft power
    with no chance of real war
    This is merely a fight !

    An untouchable is involved
    – the finger points at a landlord.

    Glob was apparently not God, but a conceptual artist who bypassed the hogwash to defy the Scrabble board and rise up an unlikely, but nonetheless supreme celestial being that we, in our ordinary, miserable, brutish, pop art, shackled, hum drum, horsehead existence are never likey to experience or happenchance upon again.

    A small tunnel buried below this massive structure we all know as the Ministry of Love is now closed and Mr Jones is firmly back in the farm. Tin trays with a pound of flesh on them for everyone.

    The animosity and stench surrounding this case will hang in the air for some considerable time.

    The vacuum !

    Anyone fancy a breath of fly free fresh air ?

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    Thanks to a half bottle
    of Brandy I am not in any
    way angry…

    SLAP SLAP SLAP.

    Now for a conundrum…

    A short happy life
    Or a long miserable one ?

    Three guesses what the BLOB
    went for ?

    #1689864
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    And now a tunnel , is he in the cell next to Hiltz , he’ll be demanding coffee and hobknobs on the hour every hour …. He’ll be shot before morning …..

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    Is this pure coincidence that he was banned after posting exactly 13,000 times or was it somehow planned? I mean it’s a huuuuuge coincidence to be banned after such a number…..

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    A lot of the forum have been put under enforced suicide watch.

    Last time I encountered Richard a thick member (not IQ) of the Blob click, well it was all of 19 days ago, and he was not drinking tea, but seemingly suffering withdrawal symptoms and in a downward spiralling state of Blob depression.

    I found him sitting under Blackfriars Bridge drinking more bottles of cheap plonk than Dr Mostert would dream of prescribing to cure the good Doctor’s insomnia. To top that Richard was threatening to give away all of his internal organs.

    Well Ruby, that’s highly interesting about your curious numerical find but you could easily add 5 to 10 thousand to the unlucky 13, for as as you well know a huge number of posts were lost with the interface change to the new easy peasy site.

    Incidentally When you reach five figures something glorious happens – you get accredited recognition. All and sundry including eminent members of the senior management team will start calling you lad. It’s the ultimate mark of respect in forum speak.
    Long live the Ministry of Love. :good:

    #1690430
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    You also get ….the key

    #1690431
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    I’m still pissing against an old volvo out the back

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    “Duck L’Orange is all that’s left on the menu.”

    ” I’m a Nicene Christian I only eat eat meat of a herbivore with split hooves and birds without a crop and without webbed feet.”

    “Duck’s all we got left.”

    ” Can you remove the feet and give me two large duck and chips. ”

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    “Has Davies gone behind enemy lines”

    Currently talking horses in the same accommodation as Grasshopper and Fist

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1691622
    zilzal
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    Ian Davies – “Amateur Jockey” – I think that has the makings of a meme!

    #1692100
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    He’s back
    in a slightly altered form.
    Spring turns to Summer

    #1692102
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    He’s just regenerated …. Davies would def be the Baker Dr …. Huge ego with a flaired dress sense

    #1692119
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    Can’t See Ian handing out the jelly baby’s though

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1692120
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1692123
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    Davies wouldn’t give you the carbon monoxide he’s just breathed out …

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    “I haven’t replied to Gnats yet.’

    ‘What would your advice be Blob on this rather delicate matter ?’

    Blob… ” My advice would be to stay put and rot in this thread ”

    “If I might candidly say – that’s fine advice from a dead’n.”

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