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  • #4358
    insomniac
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    1) "Lady in Red" – Chris de Burgh. Cheesy, vomit-inducing schmaltz.<br>2) "Come on Eileen" – Dexy’s Midnight Runners. About 4 minutes too long.<br>3) "We gonna make you a star"- David Essex. Grossly moronic lyrics. This song would never have got aired at all if Essex had been a fat, ugly, bast**rd. <br>4) "Hold me Close"- David Essex. See 3<br>and last but not least<br>5) "Goodbye England’s Rose" – Elton John. Vomitatious, gut-wrenching, slime that I fear we might be hearing again in 2007.  Enough to make Diana turn in her grave.<br>Can anybody else come up with five hits as bad as that?

    #103980
    lollys mate
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    Save your love my darling, save your love.<br> You know who it was.

    Shad uppa your face!<br> You know him aswell.

     We are the cheeky girls.<br> Some passport hunting tarts.

    Blobby!<br> Say no more.

    DOO WHAA DIDI, DIDI DUM DIDI DOO?<br> What the ****S that all about?

    #103981
    Zoz
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    That bloody Crazy Frog.

    And anything by The Feeling or Razorlight.

    Grr. Grr I say!

    #103982
    Gizmogirl
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    Whigfield – Saturday Night

    #103983
    Andrew Hughes
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    No! I remember Whigfield! The horror!

    The continuing career of Razorlight is a constant source of astonishment. So, little twig-limbed man, you have discerned, with your ‘razorlight’ intelligence, that there is indeed, ‘trouble in America’. And what do you have to say about said trouble? Oh oh oh ohh….. Fascinating. And such tediously twingly twangly music, a masterpiece of mediocrity, so soon after your last snoozathon.

    Anything by Westlife (I don’t remember the actual songs)

    That abomination produced by the cast of Emmerdale some years ago

    Champagne Supernova by the Status Quo brothers. Utter gibberish from start to finish. Throughout the making of the first three albums, no-one had the heart to tell Noel that he was holding his dictionary upside down.

    The English National Anthem

    The Wall. A dirge

    Mistletoe and Wine

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    #103984
    graysonscolumn
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    Quote: from insomniac on 7:27 pm on Dec. 13, 2006[br]

    3) "We gonna make you a star"- David Essex. Grossly moronic lyrics. This song would never have got aired at all if Essex had been a fat, ugly, bast**rd. <br>

    <br>Number one when I was born, that was. Poor me.

    The title of the song remains inaccurate in my case to this day, I note.

    gc<br>

    The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #103985
    Meshaheer
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    Anything by Hear’Say, Westlife and S Club Juniors.

    Can’t be having Come On Eileen knocked…brings back a few memories from a ball I went to last year (the DJ only had two CDs!)

    Don’t worry GC, number one when I was born (mid eighties mind you) was "Frankie" by Sister Sledge! :noway:

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    graysonscolumn
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    Quote: from Meshaheer on 1:54 pm on Dec. 14, 2006[br]

    Can’t be having Come On Eileen knocked

    <br>Oh I bloody can! Any number of Dexy’s songs were better than that dungarees-wearing, banjo-picking heap of droppings – anything off of Searching for the Young Soul Rebels, for starters.

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    Don’t worry GC, number one when I was born (mid eighties mind you) was "Frankie" by Sister Sledge! :noway:

    Buwahahahahah!

    gc<br>

    The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #103987
    non vintage
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    i’m very tired and still just a little hungover from last night, but…

    Saturday Night by Whigfield – this is not that bad. I genuinely like it. It has a certain minimalist charm which was probably unintentional, but works for me. No comment in regards to her ‘Last Christmas’ cover though…

    S-Club Juniors – sorry to disagree, but whilst their material mostly sucked in an all-too-predictable fashion, ‘New Direction’ is a very good song and well worth checking out. I’m not entirely sure it was written with a group of 13 year olds in mind though, so god knows how they came to be singing it!

    #103988
    Gizmogirl
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    Saturday Night by Whigfield – this is not that bad.

    You are very tired and more than a little hungover, aren’tcha?

    #103989
    rory
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    Boys, Boys, Boys, anyone?

    #103990
    Gizmogirl
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    Strangely, Dad never objected to this being performed on Top of the Pops…

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    graysonscolumn
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    Quote: from rory on 12:51 pm on Dec. 17, 2006[br]Boys, Boys, Boys, anyone?<br>

    <br>No thanks, I’m trying to give them up.<br>

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    #103992
    Drone
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    Long Haired Lover from Liverpool – Little Jimmy Osmond

    My Ding-a-ling – Chuck Berry

    There’s no one quite like Grandma – St Winifred’s School Choir

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    Tete Rouge
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    Aga-bloody-doo …………………

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