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    zilzal
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    “The Euphrates”

    Coolmore are usually reliable enough in coming up with decent names but I think they scoured the globe a little too closely to come up with this one. Whatever about considering the general public they should show some consideration for Mssrs Hoiles, Bartlett, Holt etc

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Ian Davies horse “No Degrees of Uniqueness” is a poor name
    I find it an attack on my horse name of “Quite Unique”
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    Ian has finally won something… :whistle:

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1693876
    Avatar photoyeats
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    Am I missing something here? What is the problem with The Euphrates? Funnily enough Chris Dixon on Racing TV earlier was incapable of pronouncing it :scratch:

    Surely everyone’s heard of the longest river in Western Asia?

    #1693881
    zilzal
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    Poet Yeats, it’s the hoi polloi they must consider😉

    (I would advise against “Yosemite” too)

    #1694050
    Avatar photoEx RubyLight
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    Silviniaco Conti….
    Ask Ian Bartlett about his own creation of that name.

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    Avatar photoRefuse To Bend
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    Peter O’Sullevan could never pronounce Ventiquattrofogli.

    The things I want most in life are the things that I can't win.

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    Avatar photoTonge
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    Mike Cattermole repeatedly called the winner of the 4th race at Plumpton “Ez Tiger” today. The hoi poloi all realised it was pronounced “Easy Tiger” and mostly seemed to have backed him for that reason.

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    Avatar photoTonge
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    As for worst names, I nominate “Tackletommywoowoo” (also at Plumpton), though it isn’t hard to pronounce.

    #1694165
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Wayne Rooney owned a horse once
    Called it pippy…. It’s a racehorse pal not a pet puppy

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1694181
    Mighty Marine
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    Names were ‘better’ back in the day, before Weatherby’s dragged themselves into the 20th Century. DIY Motor Store, Hellcatmudwrestler and Muff Diver being particularly egregious examples.

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    Marlingford
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    I recall a Richard Hannon-trained horse called Hankypankymanki having an unfortunate mispronunciation by a member of the Channel Four team back in the 1990s.

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    Avatar photobefair
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    Don’t know how ‘The Kew Tour’ and ‘Hungry Hur’ slipped through the net

    #1694184
    Marlingford
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    My least favourite names are those where the name of a well-known racehorse of the past is reused.

    The set of protected names is far too small in my opinion.

    #1694185
    Avatar photoRefuse To Bend
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    Beef Or Salmon that was a cack name.

    The things I want most in life are the things that I can't win.

    #1694204
    Helcatmudwrestler
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    Of course as Marine pointed out Hellcatmudwrestler was a cracking name , thought about naming my first born it but er indoors would have banned it .
    I also loved Wiki Wiki Wheels ( taxi firm in West Indies I think it was ) , Miki Miki Motor , and Marx Brothers characters J Cheever Loophole , Hiram B Birdbath and there was one other on that theme , I think J Cheever was the best of them , all trained up north and early 2 year olds .

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    Helcatmudwrestler
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    Rufus T Firefly the other of the Marx Brothers horse names .

    #1694206
    Helcatmudwrestler
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    Duplicated names Marlingford . This skipped through but different jurisdictions .
    Tower of London raced by Godolphin in Japan , born 2015 , won multiple group races including top Sprint in Japan the Sprinters Stakes , now at stud Darley Japan.

    Tower of London , Group winner and top staying prospect Coolmore and likely stallion

    Seems odd to get through so close ,both will appear in pedigrees .

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