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  • #1632004
    Avatar photogamble
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    Doc… “First of all, I’d like to say hallo, and that I am first and foremost here to help, and for the initial exercise, I would like you to say out loud the first few words that come into your head – Ok patient ? ”

    Patient…. ” sh*t **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ”

    Doc …” STOP ” I think we’ll break for coffee

    Patient…” It’s one minute the big hand past nine and that’s am Doc – I’ve paid a good few spondoolies for this and wifey has helped, and
    that word spondoolies comes from the Greek – but aside from that – I demand my money’s worth you tight lipped *rse.

    “Shi*t **** **** **** **** and double double sh*t”

    #1632006
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Chezza’s not gonna lie – Chezza shed a tear at Ben’s latest offering.

    Peace on Earth and goodwill to Constitution Hill.

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1632086
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    Don’t you just love
    a good bit of rendering?

    #1632146
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Jermaine Jenas
    so called social media king
    at Cheltenham racecourse
    promoting racing in spring

    the food is very crap
    queued back to a one hundred metre
    no worries, line up at the bar
    and pay pints at one hundred pound a litre

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

    #1632161
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    The Wonderful Thing About Chezza

    The Wonderful thing about Chezza
    is Chezza’s a wonderful thing.
    He’s mostly made out of Hob Nobs.
    The rest is various carbonated drinks.
    Chezza’s bouncey, trouncey, ouncey, pouncey
    fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
    But the most wonderful thing about Chezza
    is….
    ….Chezza’s the only one!

    Chezza’s an increasingly-cuddly fellow.
    Chezza is awfully sweet.
    Hughesey is just jealous.
    That’s why Chezza repeats:
    The wonderful thing about Chezza
    is Chezza’s a marvellous chap.
    He’s loaded with Dandelion & Burdock.
    Philomena would love to leap on his lap.
    Chezza’s jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
    fun fun fun fun fun!
    But the most wonderful thing about Chezza
    is….
    ….Chezza’s the only one!
    Chezza’s….the only one!

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Ian_Davies_
    https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1632168
    Richard88
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    *Ctrl+F*

    ‘Chezza’

    *Computer explodes*

    #1632174
    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    I nominated Chezza for Poster of the Year.

    Did I do a bad thing? :unsure:

    #1632190
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Gladders already regrets coining the nickname, CAS is now questioning his nomination, it’s a bit like experimenting with the occult – one can never be entirely sure what malign supernatural forces might be unleashed.

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1632204
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    Don’t you just love
    a good bit of rendering?

    Only when I’m plastered.

    I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
    I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways
    #1632206
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    HA HA HA

    Purwell is in the zone
    all right only one problem
    he can’t leave it 🥵

    #1632208
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    Thanks for that Purwell
    actually that’s the first laugh I’ve had today.

    Going back to badgers and beavers and if you are unlucky enough to be sharing the night with such an evil critter you might enjoy this …

    #1632210
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    It’s s dad thing to say
    but…
    WHO THE HELL NEEDS THAT SORT OF ENERGY and Quodrophenia had been better filmed lying down.

    Four important things in life

    Young man wake up
    have yer porridge
    then try to work out
    why the porridge is so low and little
    Go back to bed

    #1632212
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    I believe the invisible man may be making a comeback

    Where are you !

    #1632966
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    a day or so left

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

    #1632983
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    Purwell is in the zone
    all right only one problem
    he can’t leave it 🥵

    It’s so true Gamble, he can check out
    any time he likes, but he can never leave

    #1632985
    Avatar photoPurwell
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    I’m following the beavers.

    I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
    I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways
    #1633146
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Time is running out
    get your poems in
    don’t be shy
    you might win

    Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026

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