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- January 24, 2023 at 02:53 #1632004
Doc… “First of all, I’d like to say hallo, and that I am first and foremost here to help, and for the initial exercise, I would like you to say out loud the first few words that come into your head – Ok patient ? ”
Patient…. ” sh*t **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ”
Doc …” STOP ” I think we’ll break for coffee
Patient…” It’s one minute the big hand past nine and that’s am Doc – I’ve paid a good few spondoolies for this and wifey has helped, and
that word spondoolies comes from the Greek – but aside from that – I demand my money’s worth you tight lipped *rse.“Shi*t **** **** **** **** and double double sh*t”
January 24, 2023 at 06:16 #1632006Chezza’s not gonna lie – Chezza shed a tear at Ben’s latest offering.
Peace on Earth and goodwill to Constitution Hill.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"January 25, 2023 at 01:32 #1632086Don’t you just love
a good bit of rendering?January 25, 2023 at 16:38 #1632146Jermaine Jenas
so called social media king
at Cheltenham racecourse
promoting racing in springthe food is very crap
queued back to a one hundred metre
no worries, line up at the bar
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January 25, 2023 at 18:45 #1632161The Wonderful Thing About Chezza
The Wonderful thing about Chezza
is Chezza’s a wonderful thing.
He’s mostly made out of Hob Nobs.
The rest is various carbonated drinks.
Chezza’s bouncey, trouncey, ouncey, pouncey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Chezza
is….
….Chezza’s the only one!Chezza’s an increasingly-cuddly fellow.
Chezza is awfully sweet.
Hughesey is just jealous.
That’s why Chezza repeats:
The wonderful thing about Chezza
is Chezza’s a marvellous chap.
He’s loaded with Dandelion & Burdock.
Philomena would love to leap on his lap.
Chezza’s jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Chezza
is….
….Chezza’s the only one!
Chezza’s….the only one!I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"January 25, 2023 at 19:30 #1632168*Ctrl+F*
‘Chezza’
*Computer explodes*
January 25, 2023 at 19:56 #1632174I nominated Chezza for Poster of the Year.
Did I do a bad thing?
January 25, 2023 at 22:35 #1632190Gladders already regrets coining the nickname, CAS is now questioning his nomination, it’s a bit like experimenting with the occult – one can never be entirely sure what malign supernatural forces might be unleashed.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"January 26, 2023 at 01:48 #1632204Don’t you just love
a good bit of rendering?Only when I’m plastered.
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysJanuary 26, 2023 at 02:02 #1632206HA HA HA
Purwell is in the zone
all right only one problem
he can’t leave it 🥵January 26, 2023 at 02:31 #1632208Thanks for that Purwell
actually that’s the first laugh I’ve had today.Going back to badgers and beavers and if you are unlucky enough to be sharing the night with such an evil critter you might enjoy this …
January 26, 2023 at 02:47 #1632210It’s s dad thing to say
but…
WHO THE HELL NEEDS THAT SORT OF ENERGY and Quodrophenia had been better filmed lying down.Four important things in life
Young man wake up
have yer porridge
then try to work out
why the porridge is so low and little
Go back to bedJanuary 26, 2023 at 03:20 #1632212I believe the invisible man may be making a comeback
Where are you !
January 30, 2023 at 11:00 #1632966a day or so left
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January 30, 2023 at 16:18 #1632983Purwell is in the zone
all right only one problem
he can’t leave it 🥵It’s so true Gamble, he can check out
any time he likes, but he can never leaveJanuary 30, 2023 at 16:41 #1632985I’m following the beavers.
I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysJanuary 31, 2023 at 18:35 #1633146Time is running out
get your poems in
don’t be shy
you might winGaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026
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