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    Ugly Mare
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    Botox & Fillers Maiden Fillies’ Stakes
    Fraxel Laser Treatment Handicap
    Thermage Maiden Fillies’ Stakes
    Liposculpture Selling Stakes
    Jade Goody Foundation Handicap
    Breast Augmentation Handicap

    …will the last race titillate anyone do you think?
    I really must get some thermage.

    #230544
    Neil Watson
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    I bet a few of the finishes will be Nip and Tuck……..boom boom!!!

    #230549
    Ugly Mare
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    lol…let’s hope so Neil, I could do with an uplift.

    #230560
    apracing
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    Presumably the winning owner will be presented with two large cups …….

    #230567
    Drone
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    Is liposculpture an "art installation" moulded from the product of liposuction?

    meaty beaty big and bouncy

    #230573
    davidbrady
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    Bikini Babe sadly runs in the first race and not the last!

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    Neil Watson
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    Would love to know what the winning owner of the Breast Augmentation and the Botox and Fillers race gets.

    Ive heard the winner of the Jade Goody race will get mentioned in all the papers and in OK for the next three months.

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    bimble
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    The Breast Augmentation Handicap will be won by a …. GG

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