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"listen, hes a bit of a boat and would have no chance in the July cup"
AOB"let me expand upon that…"
M Stoute"dont go, heres a joke for you…"
Ryan moore"knight to king four…"
Thommo"he’ll have a long rest now before his ultimate target the wonderful english derby at lovely epsom"
Jim Bolger"we just keep firing in winners!"
Alan Berry"take that camera away"
Dettori"its Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Ted Durcan"We’re in the entertainement business and we need to look after our customers. Our customers are punters, and it’s upto us to provide the punters with as much information as possible. We need to be radical, and that’s why I’m suggesting final declarations at the 72 hour stage."
Mark Johnston
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"Aidan, fancy coming out for a quick pint?"
Sheikh Mohammed
_____________________________"Racing is a global sport and it’s magnificent that so many horses from outside the UK are travelling to Ascot, York and Goodwood to contest the big races. I want to give a special mention to the Australians who really add something magical to the game."
Mark Johnston (again)
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– Did the jockey give that one too much to do?
– He certainly did. That was an absolute shocker of a ride and the punters who backed that one have every right to feel hard done by.Ian Bartlett and Ray Cochrane
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“He looked sh*te / minging in his coat”
– Ken Pitterson
“Simon T Lewis 9-12 75%”
– Racing Post‘s Hot Trainers list
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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
Things they never said?
Every single word my brother got quoted at Salisbury last weekend. He never even talked to the press!
Tommo
‘I dont know why anyone phones my tipping line as I’m just guessing’.Big Mac
‘Do you like my Armani suit?’Mark Johnston
‘None of mine are trying today we are getting them ready for handicaps at Goodwood’Mike Dillon
‘I know nothing about Coolmore runners!’Andrew Black
‘This credit crunch is hurting my family’C. Duval
‘My next selection is not going to be the favourite’David Johnson
‘David told all the owners this horse would win not just me!’Gary Wiltshire
‘My diet is working well’Matt Chapman
‘I look like that albino bloke on Big Brother’Alice Plunkett
‘I look better than Lydia Hislop’Mark Winstanley
‘Glad everyone made money following my selections’Sir Mark Prescott
‘How does this handicap thing work?’Glenn from the racing forum
‘I no longer worry about doing ew bets Its win only from now on’City of London Police
‘We messed up the Fallon trial’"I was just tasting some icing sugar for the cake I am making … honest!"
Kieran Fallon.
A. O’Brien after an unplaced maiden debutant.
"He was fully wound up for this and there is absolutely no chance for improvement"
Denman is a much better horse than Kauto Star and will positively hack up in the 2008 Cheltenham Gold Cup
– Fist of Fury.
Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning
Stoute and Swinburn
what a marriage
Jack spratt would eat no fat
his wife…Wally….
" I am so excited I don’t know what to say "after Zalaika at Longchamps,
and a later career in the finesses in broadcasting soon gave way to a more exciting and fattening platter of training fillies to wow.
kevin manning on lush lashes today
"everything went to plan, i gave her a great ride ‘.
"Im going to buy Yeats and Saeed will get him ready to take on Inglis Drever in the World Hurdle"
Sheikh Mohammed
"Were getting rid of Kauto,Denman,Master Minded,Gungadu,Turko,Oslot and Big Bucks and buying all of David Nolans horses instead"
Paul Nicholls
"Im becoming the new jockey at Jackdaws Castle"
Frankie Dettori
"We have listend to the public and day 6 of Royal Ascot will now have 5 0-65 handcaps and the feature race is the 0-45 Chavs are not welcome Stakes over 2m"
Charles Barnett
"York will open a brand new National Hunt course on the inside"
William Derby
trainer ‘x’ : don’t bet on your horse for it’s next three or four runs, he’ll just be losing a few to get his handicap mark down, i’ll let you know when we’re trying again
"I’m not about to just sit there and hope all the gaps come…."
Richard Hughes and Jamie Spencer in perfect synchronicity.
_______________________________________"Oh ma gawd…ee’s fit!…"
Claire Balding secretly yearns for Willie.
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