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    Avatar photoyeats
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    Although some may be okay on their own similar looking tracks with small fields I wouldn’t have thought American commentators would be very adaptable and suitable to commentating elsewhere and would be a poor choice.
    Think they would all need plenty of training up before being let loose on a Wokingham or Stewards Cup.

    #1641615
    FinalFurlong91
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    Larry collmus is an excellent commentator

    Given some memorable calls over the years

    His call of arrogate vs california chrome one that immediately comes to mind, one of the better dirt races in recent memory

    “Arrogate steals the showww in the breeders cup classic”

    His zabeel mile line

    “At the 16th pole it is Isolate and he is all by himself”

    I did enjoy

    #1641639
    Red Rum 77
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    They should have sent for Simon Holt.

    My thinking was it’s more a late Ronnie Barker type of things to say. :heart:

    You've got to accentuate the positive.
    Eliminate the negative.
    Latch on to the affirmative.
    Don't mess with mister in between.

    #1641693
    Avatar photoAndyRAC
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    I was expecting this to be Jerry Hannon…..

    #1641694
    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    Hannon would not have liked it. On a straight track he would not be able to say “They have gone past their place of departure”.

    #1641697
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    ^ brilliant

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    #1641716
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Quality, CAS.

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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1641723
    mike2084
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    To be fair, Des Scahill used to use the ‘as they pass their point of departure’ line in nearly every commentary as well, as well as ‘as they jump the one that’ll be the last next time”.

    #1641745
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    Bartlett has some quite interesting skills too. In staying chases he likes to inform us about the total number of open ditches to be jumped and which particular obstacle each of them is.

    #1641758
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    I’ve heard it said that the aforementioned commentator performs miracles every time he calls a race by doing so despite the apparent presence of a gigantic plum in his mouth.

    But I think that’s unfair – it might be another form of fruit.

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    #1641763
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    I’d say lots of plums

    #1641859
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Gary O’Brien doing the comms at Limerick today???
    much better than the “pros” I thought

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