Another high brow effort from Channel4. "Melanie has emailed in, her boyfriend’s name is Simon so that’s her tip for the Grand National"…and there’s me spending hours studying the race, wish I hadn’t bothered now.
Breaking news…Melanie has just emailed Channel4 again. Apparently Simon has packed his suitcase and gone back to his parent’s house in the north west – he felt their relationship was going KNOWHERE – he’s sick of her inane ways and IDLE TALK – "What’s the POINT?". BARROW-in-furness next stop. There’s yer tricast.
(Edited by Mounty at 8:35 am on April 14, 2007)<br>