The Morning Line

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Another high brow effort from Channel4. "Melanie has emailed in, her boyfriend’s name is Simon so that’s her tip for the Grand National"…and there’s me spending hours studying the race, wish I hadn’t bothered now.

[Mounty]

Breaking news…Melanie has just emailed Channel4 again. Apparently Simon has packed his suitcase and gone back to his parent’s house in the north west – he felt their relationship was going KNOWHERE – he’s sick of her inane ways and IDLE TALK – "What’s the POINT?". BARROW-in-furness next stop. There’s yer tricast.

(Edited by Mounty at 8:35 am on April 14, 2007)<br>

(Edited by Mounty at 8:36 am on April 14, 2007)

[Anzum]

Am laughing mounty!  

Good post!

[davidjohnson]

I’m hoping that on his journey then his car spins off the road and flies into a ditch. Then she’ll feel guilty and go looking for him.

I guess you can then call her a hedge hunter. Maybe not.

[heffo]

heart broken she packs her backpack and goes on a eurotrek.

[davidbrady]

She’s always going on about THISTHATANDTOTHER

[Maxilon 5]

This thread isn’t taking a very Gallant Approach!:biggrin:

[non vintage]

She’s wondering to herself why sh*t always ZABENZ to her…

[Drone]

SIMON has done a bunk to SONEVAFUSHI hand in hand with a member of the CLAN ROYAL; he’s long enjoyed the louche life of a LIBERTHINE

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