Love/Hate list

[non vintage]

i don’t eat a ton of meat generally, but oxtail spends its life next to a large and particularly busy crapping/farting orifice.

chicken is fine if i am a bit unwell, with or without mushroom, and all seafood soup (so far) is pretty good.

lamb, pork and game seems wrong in soup, and yes, cheese, well its a bit smelly isn’t it!?!.

mushroom, asparagus, and thick-country vegetable are all good for me.

[dave jay]

Kotki – couldn’t vote for you as forumite of the year because I had to vote for Razeen this year, you know, to be fair !!

[Lovely Lady]

Grasshopper

reading that I nearly fell off me chair !   don’t let me down now for gawd sake sweetheart.

cheeky *****r :blowkiss:

[stevedvg]

What’s my list?

Let’s see….

Pseudo-socialists who constantly gripe about the society that provides for them with little or no return and resent those who enjoy a better standard of living because they turned off the TV, sobered up and went out in the world and found a way to offer a product or service that people wanted.

And …..<br> <br>People who talk about "love" and then go on and on about all the things they hate, compiling lists that, if they were true, would be irrefutable proof of mental illness.    

Actually I don’t hate either of those two groups, just bored/contemptuous of them.

My real hate list is:

Tony and his lying cronies…. (many of whom are pseudo-socialists).

And that’s it.

Steve

[davidbrady]

British people – that should ruffle a few feathers:biggrin:

[dave jay]

Things I like ..

people who are overly sincere<br>people who waves their arms around when talking<br>people who don’t know the difference between a disciple and a minion

laughing<br>being sarcastic<br>extracting the urine<br>dancing<br>getting wasted<br>getting drunk

.. and generally being right

[insomniac]

The EU<br>Tony Blair<br>Peter Mandelson<br>John Prescott<br>Gordon Brown<br>New Labour<br>The EU<br>Rap music and those who try to attribute any kind of merit to it.<br>Soaps (on TV that is).<br>Politically Correct types<br>The EU<br>The Guardian and Daily Mirror<br>The EU<br>Very nearly all politicians – especially MEPs.

[Matron]

Tony Blair<br>Gordon Brown<br>Jack Straw<br>David Blunkett – I like his labrador though.<br>Ruth Kelly<br>New Labour – just carried on exactly as the Tories, but are nicely cocking-up the economy.<br>Big Brother<br>Jonathon Ross<br>Paul O’Grady<br>Bully Boys<br>Cyclists that refuse to use lights when it is dark.<br>Cycling on the pavement – take their bikes away.<br>Friends – what an unfunny programme.<br>Trinny and Susannah<br>Lord Archer<br>Ben Elton<br>Christian O’Connell<br>The X Factor<br>Coldplay<br>The Doves – everytime I hear this band I go into a deep depression.<br>Thongs<br>Racisim<br>The Times – totally gone downhill.

[cormack15]

I fall into at least eight of Mesh’s categories. :o

[Kotkijet]

Like dj, I also enjoy being right about everything.

Humility is cool too

I enjoy calling one of my cats a ‘******* ponce’ without a hint of irony

Crass rock

I’m amused by the fact that the like list is bulging to the point of explosion, contrary to the deflated hate list. Just goes to show just how happy everybody in the world really is under capitalism.

I’m sure there are a few more things I like……

[rory]

So far, from other people’s lists I most heartily agree with:

Barney (Purple dinosaur).

NV ~ I guess you haven’t seen Psalty then. Pretty sure this self righteous git dressed up as a big blue hymnbook would give you some kind of fit.

[rory]

I only like pineapple juice in little cartons. That’s it.

[Kotkijet]

Good shouts from Matron

Pete Doherty – What a w**k
er, waste of skin upper class tosspot.<br>Ian Blair – The fact he’s still in a job shows just how much the police should be trusted.<br>Trinny and Susannah – you couldn’t bitch slap them hard enough<br>Mariah Carey<br>Loose Women – the programme<br>Pussycat Dolls<br>Bratz – those dolls which encourage 5 year old girls to be money grabbing status chasing Paris Hiltons <br>Paolo Di Canio – fascist arsehole<br>The Queen<br>The entire royal family – any country<br>Vivisection<br>Scaremongering on national news<br>Sony

[Kotkijet]

The conversation I just had in the kitchen.

‘Our Jonny’s been caught by the police'<br>’bummer'<br>’Yeah, but he managed to get that tenner off James'<br>’He must be devastated'<br>’I know, he managed to go a week without having to pay him back’

There’s a funny side to criminal scallys after all!

[Purwell]

"innit"

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways

[Kotkijet]

Little Britain<br>Hiccups<br>

[Happy Jack]

Supermarkets that aren’t open at 7pm on December 27th<br>Slow lorry drivers trying to overtake slower lorry drivers<br>TV programmes with the word "celebrity" in the title<br>"Celebrities"<br>Cars that break down at 4pm on December 24th<br>"Horse racing fans" that cheer fallers<br>McCartney<br>Apostrophe abuser’s <br>Robbie Williams<br>Chavs<br>Kids who hang around the local shop hurling abuse at you for no apparant reason (see above)<br>People who stand in shop queues for ages and then have to rummage around in bags/pockets for money<br>Bognor Regis Town FC<br>Cats that use my garden as a public lav<br>The Bobinogs<br>Barnaby Bear<br>The Police (the band)<br>Rishi Persad<br>Daily Mail<br>Local news reporters<br>Rugby bores<br>Jim Davidson<br>Crap coffee

more to come

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