December 22, 2005 at 01:30 #4114
After the wonderfully revealing dislikes thread, I thought I would balance it out during the season of goodwill with a thread devoted to all the things we like (or love) in life!
Horse racing<br>Summer<br>Cornwall<br>Newmarket<br>Goodwood<br>Epsom Downs<br>Beaches<br>The sea<br>Exeter<br>Dance/trance music – anything upbeat<br>Thoroughbreds and Arabs (the horses)<br>My black cat<br>Moonlight<br>Warm summer rain<br>Forests, esp in the autumn sunlight<br>Dinner parties<br>Lying in bed till late<br>Good food and eating in general<br>Novelty lamps<br>Fridays<br>Wednesdays at the moment<br>The months May, June and July<br>Romantic comedies<br>Reading <br>Austen and Shakespeare<br>My friends<br>Badminton<br>Hot volleyball captains<br>Clubbing, in moderation<br>Ball gowns<br>Documentaries<br>The Daily Telegraph<br>The Daily Mail :biggrin: <br>Ben and Jerry’s<br>My car<br>Yellow cars (yet to get one)<br>Writing anything from poems to short films<br>the Far East Delight takeaway<br>Exmouth in June<br>Hot coacoa<br>Chocolate in all forms<br>Palm readings and horoscopes<br>Stupid internet quizzes<br>MSN messenger<br>Gap (the store) :biggrin: <br>O2 (the Orange network isn’t as good)<br>Maggie Thatcher<br>Stratford-Upon-Avon<br>Dorset<br>Flying<br>M&S food<br>Diamonds<br>The game "Who’s In the Bag?"<br>Soup (most flavours)
OK so no one can say I don’t like anything!<br>December 22, 2005 at 01:30 #4112
It was my birthday on Saturday and I was awful angry at being another year older (I’m 22 now:( ) I went to the COMS to watch us stuff Birmingham and the fact that capitalism has totally b*****d
ized my team hurt me further. To help numb the pain, I went on a binge and spent Sunday and Monday fu<ked up on acid. As a result, my body reacted very badly to it and I’ve had to spend the last couple of days (feels like a lifetime) as a sober and poorly old man.
As if that wasn’t enough, it’s Christmas in a few days.
Right now, I’m full of hate and I figured that the best way to vent it is to create a hate list on TRF where I list things that I hate. So here goes.
I hate ….<br>Racists<br>Racist Australians<br>Adverts<br>Christmas<br>Football (off the pitch)<br>War<br>Maggie Thatcher<br>Rupert Murdoch<br>Disney<br>McDonalds<br>Fascists<br>BNP<br>UKIP<br>Robert Kilroy Silk<br>David Cameron (Smoking Marlboro lights and listening to the smiths does not mean you’re in touch with the everyday man you w@nker)<br>George Bush<br>George W Bush<br>Rio Ferdinand<br>Alex Ferguson<br>Girls Aloud<br>Jennifer Lopez<br>The Star (Newspaper – except Mark Winstanley & Mick Fitz)<br>Men who wear both suits and ponytails (never met a goodun’)<br>Coca Cola<br>50 Cent<br>Reebok<br>Nike<br>Marks & Spencers (Israel, sweatshops, ripping off UK taxpayers, promoting middle class pretention etc…)<br>Jeremy Clarkson<br>Gordon Ramsey
That’s it for now but I’m sure I’ll return to the list. If anybody else wants to contribute then feel free to do so. After all, we are meant to share during this time of year. You can duplicate if you want.
Much love:)December 22, 2005 at 09:20 #96273dave jayMember
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I don’t really hate that many things Kotki .. but there are a somethings things that annoy me a little bit too much to be funny, here’s a few:
About <br>People who want their views respected and don’t respect the views of others<br>People with causes<br>People with issues<br>People who moralise others<br>Anti-smokers<br>Anti-hunters<br>Anti-rascists<br>Anti-capitalist protestors who work for multi-nation companies<br>Politically correct nazis<br>The selective application of religious laws<br>Intolerance of others<br>Bullies<br>December 22, 2005 at 09:41 #96275Sailing ShoesMember
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People, who in their own words get "Fu<ked on acid".December 22, 2005 at 11:57 #96277
Good thread. I’ll start with:
Tony Blair<br>John Prescott<br>The Labour Party<br>Marxists<br>Political Correctness<br>The Socialist Worker’s Party<br>The thought police<br>People who use the words "homophobia", "Islamophobia", "Xenophobia", "X-ophibia", "Y-ophobia" at the drop of a hat<br>Commericalised Christmas<br>TV ads<br>The Star/Sun/Mirror newspapers<br>Big Brother<br>I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here<br>Trashy celebrity magazines like Heat, Star, etc<br>Lidl and Aldi<br>Poundland<br>Any other cheap shops<br>Chavs<br>Mindless violence<br>Studying postcolonialist literature<br>May Day riots<br>Selling easter eggs in January<br>The BBC<br>Channel 4<br>The EU<br>Cricket<br>Coldplay<br>Travis<br>James Blunt and anyone else who does depressing music<br>Scientology (and Tom Cruise goes in with it)<br>The Christian Union at Uni<br>Tesco Value foods<br>Volvo drivers<br>People who can’t drive at more than 30mph<br>Getting up early<br>People who sleep in the daytime<br>Left-wing Liberal namby-pamby wishy-washy hippie-wippie rainbow flagged vegans<br>Drugs<br>Sluts<br>Friends who turn out to be betrayers not friends<br>Unrequited love<br>Parents who can’t bring up their children properly<br>Children in general<br>People being sick/being sick in general<br>Saturday night TV<br>Essay deadlines
I think I’ll stop there for now ;)December 22, 2005 at 12:47 #96278stevedvgMember
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What’s that? A fear of y-fronts?December 22, 2005 at 12:53 #96279jairducochetfanMember
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Have Nestle gone up in your rankings Kotki? ;)December 22, 2005 at 14:55 #96282roryParticipant
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you appear to have forgotten "the lower classes", unless that’s covered by "chavs" and "sluts".
That’s way too much hate for one girl!December 22, 2005 at 15:49 #96284
Hi everybody<br>Looks like I’m a lock for this years needleman award huh?
If this is about that time you voted for me as forumite of the year, then I bumped into you in the chat room, then you asked me what I thought about a post you made about america, then I told you I hadn’t read it, then you never spoke to me again then I’m sorry dude. That’s my bad. If you’re a person I know in real life then that wouldn’t have happened. I admit that Kotkijet is a self absorbed and arrogant little sh!t. But if it does make you feel better, I may have done something very naughty to McDonalds and to make you feel even more better, I’ll dedicate one of what I did to you. For an even betterer feel, I won’t tell you what I did because I wouldn’t want you to get into trouble for it. Now can we kiss & make up? (On the cheek if you’re not down)
OK, I feel like I’ve disappointed jdcfan so here’s a few more additions to the list
Nestle – with a fiery passion<br>gsk<br>Adidas<br>Students (Unless they have more than 2 years work exp or have had a child)<br>Manchester Evening News<br>People who hate cheap shops on the basis that they’re cheap<br>People who speed between 7am and 8:30pm<br>Esso<br>David Beckham<br>Michael Howard<br>Pepsi<br>Twiggy<br>The smell of matches<br>The smell of burning hairs<br>Homophobic christians<br>Religion<br>Middle class liberals<br>Chris Martin<br>Ricky Martin<br>Britney Spears<br>Paris Hilton and her sister<br>The Police (not the band)<br>Sting (used to front the band)<br>WTO<br>IMF<br>Bono<br>Bob Geldof<br>Temping agencies<br>Sheikh Mohammed<br>Roman Abramovic<br>Bill Clinton<br>Natwest<br>Shell Oil<br>Texaco<br>Ann Robinson<br>Saddam Hussein<br>HSBC<br>Unilever<br>William Hague<br>Monsato<br>Osama Bin Laden<br>Marlboro<br>Vodafone<br>Jim Davidson<br>P&G<br>Barclays<br>Coors (inc Carling and the other beers they own)<br>BA<br>Lufthansa<br>Anti immigration<br>Eminem (even more up his own arse than me)<br>The union jack <br>Orange<br>Kodak<br>Phil Collins<br>Gap (the store)<br>Puff Daddy<br>Maggie Thatcher’s left arm<br>Maggie Thatcher’s right arm<br>Maggie Thatcher’s heart<br>Maggie Thatcher’s eyebrows<br>Maggie Thatcher’s forehead<br>Maggie Thatcher’s nose<br>Maggie Thatcher’s toes<br>Maggie Thatcher’s ankles<br>Maggie Thatcher’s s**t
of a son
I think that’ll do for now. By the way, if anybody’s interested, on the first Saturday after Maggie Thatcher dies (and goes to hell), there will be a party on Trafalgar Square. I doubt I’ll make it to that one but I’m sure there will be plenty around the country to choose from.December 22, 2005 at 15:53 #96285GizmogirlMember
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Er..you’re a student…and you hate Lidl and Aldi? What’s going on?December 22, 2005 at 16:53 #96286dave jayMember
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Kotki .. I didn’t realise that we had fallen out and I vaguely remember the conversation that we had that you are referring to .. I don’t think I’ve ever fallen out with anyone on a forum anywhere.December 22, 2005 at 16:56 #96287
Then where was my nomination for forumite of the year?December 22, 2005 at 18:00 #96288
I hated Lidl and Aldi long before I was a student…I’ve always had expensive tastes. :)
However I will admit it’s not useful when you’re trying to budget.
Stevedg – I actually don’t like Y-fronts, so maybe we’ve made up a new word.
Don’t worry, I don’t hate everything. Kotkijet is giving me a good run for my money.
Kotki – what bank do you use, and do you have a mobile phone? Also, where do your food and clothes come from? Just curious. After all we appear to be polar opposites ;)December 22, 2005 at 18:26 #96289
Aye, and you know what they say about opposites. Shame about all that land in between us. After I’ve walked my beloved Bill to Broadbottom and back, I really can’t be arsed walking much further for the day.
I get fu<ked by Natwest because it’s mandatory to have a bank if you have money (A rarity because those bloody tories can’t keep their bloody hands off my stash). If it isn’t those b*****d
s then it will simply be another group of suit wearing arseholes cheating as many poor people out of as much money as possible. Let it be known that if god comes down and tells me that I only have a week to live, I will spend a good half of it hunting down and torturing as many shareholders as possible. Before anybody runs to the police, there is no evidence whatsoever that there is a god. Therefore there is no evidence that I will ever be running around Basingstoke with some electrodes a 40 inch iron bar and a chainsaw.
I don’t have a mobile phone and most of my clothes are either at least 5 years old or came from a charity shop. Always good for my morbid fascinations knowing that the shirt I’m wearing was probably worn by some old guy who died of a stroke whilst he was wearing it.December 22, 2005 at 18:58 #96420non vintageMember
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which flavours of soup don’t work for you Mesh?
i’m not a massive ham and pea fan, parsnip tends to lack flavour, and although tasty, some lentil soups can be a bit thick. finally, tomato is a bit boring and ‘tastes like wooden spoons’.
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