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I think I saw it
a small hooded
figure in a white
beard.
Trembling
and one foot
after the other
it went down
that corridor
over there.
Looked to be
carrying
a woman.
Could be
the over the hill
Katie Bush.Don’t look at
them Martha
he is a dark
skinned gypsy
in aspect
and she should know
better
I can’t compete
with the unnatural
light and the nature
of it all
especially
the awkward
nature of it
and oh God..
don’t look at it.they call it
the wuthering
MARTHA !
come back here
immediatelyYOU was always
tellin me
how afraid you
was of the
supernatural
You aint that fit
remember yer varicose
and yer handlebar hips
yer harley street nose
and those over
the waist bits
of yours that stop
just short of Dover
and stretch
to the straights
even on a bum day
they ruin your gait
and weigh over.
This spooks
an all nighter
he looks likes death
you’ll never get up
that hill
even with a push
you’ll spill
yer life earnings
never get filled
what with his
white dog beard
that’ll close
the till
until his screamin
cat bush gets
her greatest hit.by
A bottle of Merlot
This was written in Andrew Black’ s blog on the 19/01/12.
(*not betfair bert but a guy living in the great american continent)I do this test about once a day…not because I care that much, but because it passes the time and kind of shakes the cobwebs out. It’s a 10 minute timed test to name all of Stephen King’s novels. It includes collections, but some don’t count toward the 51 works on the list.
I can currently do the whole thing in about four and a half minutes. Anyone want to try to beat that?Erm Andrew, it was horrifyingly easy, I have beaten you by a whole two minutes and I wasn’t even trying too hard
too much time makes Andrew a dull boy
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too much time makes Andrew a dull boyhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/halloween/ghost.gif
Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !Blackbeard to conquer the World
Mr P wrote…
" I’ve spent far too much time myself
on forums these last ten years.
Maybe in 2011 I will get around
to doing all those things that I put off."…Mr Pilsen with
no sense of dread
declared his sins
before going to bed
it was the fearful
winter of 2010
a year this house calls
the year of ken
not twelve month on
P smothered his head
a year this house calls
the year of the deadThe ghost lied
it was Xmas 2011
he found his heaven
and finally diedSounds like Mr. P made a late/early resolution to boycott the house. ‘If you cant beat um join um’, would of been his thoughts as he turned out the light and hit the sack.
Ken like Mr P would of probably found himself up on the podium in the villain poll, he was a champion wind up merchant who luvvvvvved to give it out in spades, my kind of poster…….
Blackbeard to conquer the World
Ken is still alive and well
getting a mensch
in big O’s post of the monthI remember it well – it was a sunny Saturday afternoon when he rose Lazarus (or should it be Ken) like from his clone chair and began cleaning his down stair moustaches.
In fairness to Ken he came
back as conundrum and later
as Lazarus but only after
he had lost access to his previous
names. Not then the classic
multi personality clone.I enjoyed Ken’s contributions
but cannot make to much comment
about his miscreant or deviant
behaviour as most passed below my radar.
Whatever he did to deserve
( or not deserve ) his
permanent ghost status is more
known by others than myself.
What I can confirm is a very
dejected looking Lazarus
in the pop in thread – as if
his loss of voice had taken
a mental toll, and consequently
he will most likely remain a ghost
constantly shaking his mortal chains.Nathan previous reference was to
Paul Ostermeyer’s (Big O’s)
excellent post in the spartacus
thread. He made reference to
Lazarus aka Ken.Did you see it Martha
please put on your clothes…Mr P and daft
pulling a stroke ?Me girdles faking me
to foxy sexy
and alluringly flat
but at the same time
its killing me
and I may feel eighteen again
but Mother Theresa
and all the saints
that have never crapped
the tears of pain
are making me blind
as a ******* batNathan previous reference was to
Paul Ostermeyer’s (Big O’s)
excellent post in the spartacus
thread. He made reference to
Lazarus aka Ken.And adding to the spookiness – the hitherto unnamed chap who I referred to as Lazarus in the Spartacus thread was actually called Ken
I did know you sported
a pair of racing antlers
on that big O head of
yours Paul, but the
evident possibility
of the grey beneath
having the capability
of visionary experiences
together with heightened
collateral form assimilation
does dramatically lower
the odds of our lost Ken
being your DSS couch neighbour
from a ghostly 30 million to one
to a much more physical 300.a conundrum indeed
Nathan I enjoyed the ectoplasm
but the joke attached
was rather grey
but certainly worthy
of a light spirited laugh.O as you are a reallO
unlike many of the anonymous
figures that sweep through
these pages I will afford you
some explanation.gamble considers you have
a large O head possibly the
word big was misleading.
He too sports a large one.
Your uniquely removable
antlers though positively help
to define you in a crowd
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