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  • #20804
    gamble
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    I think I saw it
    a small hooded
    figure in a white
    beard.
    Trembling
    and one foot
    after the other
    it went down
    that corridor
    over there.
    Looked to be
    carrying
    a woman.
    Could be
    the over the hill
    Katie Bush.

    Don’t look at
    them Martha
    he is a dark
    skinned gypsy
    in aspect
    and she should know
    better
    I can’t compete
    with the unnatural
    light and the nature
    of it all
    especially
    the awkward
    nature of it
    and oh God..
    don’t look at it.

    they call it
    the wuthering :|

    #387334
    gamble
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    MARTHA !

    come back here
    immediately

    YOU was always
    tellin me
    how afraid you
    was of the
    supernatural
    You aint that fit
    remember yer varicose
    and yer handlebar hips
    yer harley street nose
    and those over
    the waist bits
    of yours that stop
    just short of Dover
    and stretch
    to the straights
    even on a bum day
    they ruin your gait
    and weigh over.
    This spooks
    an all nighter
    he looks likes death
    you’ll never get up
    that hill
    even with a push
    you’ll spill
    yer life earnings
    never get filled
    what with his
    white dog beard
    that’ll close
    the till
    until his screamin
    cat bush gets
    her greatest hit.

    by

    A bottle of Merlot

    #387458
    gamble
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    This was written in Andrew Black’ s blog on the 19/01/12.
    (*not betfair bert but a guy living in the great american continent)

    I do this test about once a day…not because I care that much, but because it passes the time and kind of shakes the cobwebs out. It’s a 10 minute timed test to name all of Stephen King’s novels. It includes collections, but some don’t count toward the 51 works on the list.
    I can currently do the whole thing in about four and a half minutes. Anyone want to try to beat that?

    Erm Andrew, it was horrifyingly easy, I have beaten you by a whole two minutes and I wasn’t even trying too hard

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    #388418
    Nathan Hughes
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    http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/halloween/ghost.gif

    Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
    A: Because you can see right through them !

    Member since March 2008
    #388445
    gamble
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    Mr P wrote…

    " I’ve spent far too much time myself
    on forums these last ten years.
    Maybe in 2011 I will get around
    to doing all those things that I put off."

    …Mr Pilsen with
    no sense of dread
    declared his sins
    before going to bed
    it was the fearful
    winter of 2010
    a year this house calls
    the year of ken
    not twelve month on
    P smothered his head
    a year this house calls
    the year of the dead

    The ghost lied
    it was Xmas 2011
    he found his heaven
    and finally died

    #388590
    Nathan Hughes
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    Sounds like Mr. P made a late/early resolution to boycott the house. ‘If you cant beat um join um’, would of been his thoughts as he turned out the light and hit the sack.

    Ken like Mr P would of probably found himself up on the podium in the villain poll, he was a champion wind up merchant who luvvvvvved to give it out in spades, my kind of poster……. :mrgreen: :twisted:

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    #388893
    gamble
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    Ken is still alive and well
    getting a mensch
    in big O’s post of the month

    I remember it well – it was a sunny Saturday afternoon when he rose Lazarus (or should it be Ken) like from his clone chair and began cleaning his down stair moustaches.

    #389060
    Nathan Hughes
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    No, you’ve lost me again……. :?

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    #389146
    gamble
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    In fairness to Ken he came
    back as conundrum and later
    as Lazarus but only after
    he had lost access to his previous
    names. Not then the classic
    multi personality clone.

    I enjoyed Ken’s contributions
    but cannot make to much comment
    about his miscreant or deviant
    behaviour as most passed below my radar.
    Whatever he did to deserve
    ( or not deserve ) his
    permanent ghost status is more
    known by others than myself.
    What I can confirm is a very
    dejected looking Lazarus
    in the pop in thread – as if
    his loss of voice had taken
    a mental toll, and consequently
    he will most likely remain a ghost
    constantly shaking his mortal chains.

    Nathan previous reference was to
    Paul Ostermeyer’s (Big O’s)
    excellent post in the spartacus
    thread. He made reference to
    Lazarus aka Ken.

    #389714
    gamble
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    Did you see it Martha
    please put on your clothes

    …Mr P and daft
    pulling a stroke ?

    Me girdles faking me
    to foxy sexy
    and alluringly flat
    but at the same time
    its killing me
    and I may feel eighteen again
    but Mother Theresa
    and all the saints
    that have never crapped
    the tears of pain
    are making me blind
    as a ******* bat

    #389917
    % MAN
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    Nathan previous reference was to
    Paul Ostermeyer’s (Big O’s)
    excellent post in the spartacus
    thread. He made reference to
    Lazarus aka Ken.

    And adding to the spookiness – the hitherto unnamed chap who I referred to as Lazarus in the Spartacus thread was actually called Ken :evil:

    #389932
    gamble
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    I did know you sported
    a pair of racing antlers
    on that big O head of
    yours Paul, but the
    evident possibility
    of the grey beneath
    having the capability
    of visionary experiences
    together with heightened
    collateral form assimilation
    does dramatically lower
    the odds of our lost Ken
    being your DSS couch neighbour
    from a ghostly 30 million to one
    to a much more physical 300.

    a conundrum indeed :roll:

    #389967
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    Nathan I enjoyed the ectoplasm
    but the joke attached
    was rather grey
    but certainly worthy
    of a light spirited laugh.

    O as you are a reallO
    unlike many of the anonymous
    figures that sweep through
    these pages I will afford you
    some explanation.

    gamble considers you have
    a large O head possibly the
    word big was misleading.
    He too sports a large one.
    Your uniquely removable
    antlers though positively help
    to define you in a crowd

    #390273
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    One ghost said to another
    Have you seen Ecto about ?
    The other said..
    – did you say Hector ?
    No, the other replied – Ecto.
    He’s similar to Hector
    but has a lot more grey

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