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Dim George got two shoes chucked at him at a press conference in Iraq last night.
What would you have chucked ?
I would have thrown an atlas, George thinks Iraq is near Mexico.
The shoe carries a certain stigma to people of their religion.
The opening game of this football season I was staying at my aunt’s apartment in Altinkum, Turkey. We got pally with a local turk, who my aunt knew well and he took us to a Turkish hotel used mainly by, yep Turks.
It was nice and the pool was bigger than others in the area.
Anyhow, I left my 13 yr old son and 16 yr old daughter lounging around the pool with my mate (villa fan) while I went to watch the Birmingham – Sheff Utd game in a bar.
When I got back all hell had broken loose.
While all the Turks were in the pool my son thought it would be funny to throw my daughters flip flops at her while she was swimming.
As one of the Turks put it; It would not have been as bad if he had took a **** in the pool
Unsurprisingly, we weren’t welcomed back.
They don’t even take their shoes into their house, you see them all piled up outside.
Lee
and what is going on with the obscenity police on here ????
It blocks out "s h i t" and yet lets me type in "villa"
Funniest piece of television this year. Even the guy on Fox News couldn’t keep his face straight.
I’d have thrown a shotgun with a bow tied to it with the following message:
"Do us all a favour George"
I it liked when Bush said, ‘I don’t know what his beef is .. ‘ after it happened. Sort of sums him up nicely somehow.
Try this!
Very, very fine!
My best score so far is… not nearly enough, given the target.
gc
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
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