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  • #15943
    Glenn
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    I’m standing on eight foot stilts, so I’ve got a good vantage point. I can see the names of the bookies and the names, numbers and odds of the horses, a gold flag and even the stakes and payment methods accepted.

    Can anyone tell me what’s missing? Is anything that should be prominently displayed not there?

    Answers on a postcard to the RFC gold flag scheme.

    #312603
    Avatar photocormack15
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    An ambulance, three men in white coats and a straightjacket to put you in!

    #312605
    Avatar photoGerald
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    Presumably, if they’re members of the Gold Flag scheme, they don’t NEED to publicise their Place terms. :wink:

    #312612
    Glenn
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    And therein lies the problem :wink:

    #312691
    Avatar photogamble
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    I certainly don’t want to add
    any page three or sully the intelligent
    debate in here, but bang opposite
    Charing Cross station stood one of the very last
    Lyons tea houses. Very possibly
    the very last breath.

    You got a porper linen table cloth
    freshly spread out for every sitting
    and free of wrinkles
    by a waitress in a black skirt.
    Yes there was a false smile but
    the transaction was genuine.

    Of course they vastly underestimated the
    pulling power of coffee.

    Similarly the big bookmakers
    failed to see that the coffe bean was a
    far stronger drug than any yankee spritzer
    and had they rather than stuffing some bookies wallet
    to create a false favourite at some windswept
    boondock track been formulating the magic brew,
    not only woiuld they have whiffed far better
    today, but could have stood soulder
    to shoulder with the Forbes rated
    Rausing brothers – and taken the aside
    "would you like a dash of plastic milk
    with your black gold"
    returning it with a strong clean belgravia handshake.

    Drug coffee is sold on every corner of
    bankrokeciti. Betfair made the mistake
    of betting blind on poker in the early days seeing
    it as a king with no clothes
    and the bookmakers moved into casinos.

    Give me have a double shot !
    £3.50 is legalised theft
    but you got me frapped

    #312714
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    Are you ready for our journey into the Heart of Darkness Gamble? I will be taking notes

    http://www.moippai.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/asahitasting_before-209×300.jpg

    #312723
    conundrum
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    Glenn, will we be treated to any Journey into the Unknown holiday snaps please? The Gamble Fan Club is dying to see what lurks beneath that enigmatic brain?
    There are those that believe that Gamble is just a figment of his own imagination and yet others strive for that one unanswered question in life….why are we here? ….and they are convinced that Gamble holds all the aces.
    Have a safe trip, the light fantastic.

    #312811
    Avatar photogamble
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    I drank a marston’s old empire
    India pale washed down by chipolatas
    peas onions gravy
    hmmm. Now on krone
    after a week of abstention.

    I would have been on Tajneed today
    but had an unusually light betting day.
    I was able but unfit and
    consulted with the fox
    who advised
    a backseat.

    I have been in this house
    a little longer than you Glenn
    so its probably high time I took
    some air.

    I will drum up some Ian Paisely
    lookalikes around the ambankment area
    and stormont them into the
    belly of the beast with
    a black banner declaring
    the death of racing.
    Might leave them to
    have a drug on the way :mrgreen:

    Conundrum you were indeed mentioned
    on betfair radio yesterday,
    and also on channel four recently,
    so your star is rising faster
    and more approriately tnan mine.

    As for

    gamble

    I have to
    admire his indomitable spoilit.
    He came back after death
    re-inventing himself as flatcap
    a more modern streetwise detective.
    There is a bit of me in him
    but he is largely unique.

    He has been an interesting journey
    through space and time.

    As for forthconing meeting with Glenn,
    if a heavily breasted middle aged woman
    with a french accent turns up
    in my stead, he will not only know my security
    has been breached, but will be craving
    the services of a good detective
    after being stilted.

    p.s. I booked Westlife

    #312825
    conundrum
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    Gamble wrote…were indeed mentioned on betfair radio yesterday, and also on channel four recently

    The game is up, dear Gamble. Miss Marple here arranged things so that you and you alone received those particular studio feeds. I prised the shell open and did I find an oyster or a pearl of wisdom? No, my cunning plan revealed your true identity. You are……..(bullet hits forehead)

    Worry not, your secret is safe with me and I shall not feed you to the lions. But are these the double, double, toil and bubble gum-shoe meanderings of a lone distant runner?

    My hero, Alberto Finney, play it again Sam and yet Eddie lingers on in me. Is it a search for the inevitable lies or just a a rock-pool adventure on a Summer’s Sunday mourn.

    Ken Hu?

    p.s.Are you joking about being mentioned in dispatches?
    In relation to I know not? All the same, I deserve my appearance fee.

    #312830
    Avatar photoHimself
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    After reading some of the above, I sometimes think I’m living in a parallel universe. :roll:

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

    #312834
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    After reading some of the above, I sometimes think I’m living in a parallel universe. :roll:

    No one can paint a picture with words like Gamble,the more you read his posts the more information you glean from them,he says little with his brush but the end result is more often than not a masterpiece,he defineately writes better when he"s p*ssed though! I know what you mean though Himself! :lol:

    #312835
    Avatar photoCav
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    Word has reached eastern shores of a meeting…

    …a meeting to discuss

    the list

    sssssshhhhhhh

    #312837
    conundrum
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    In that case, Himself only has Himself to blame should he deny that other facet of Himself.

    Sometimes, we find solace in retreating to the darker regions of our imagined Universes.

    Step outside yourself and gently saunter through those leafy glades of fond memories and distant longings.

    Second chances and second chancers litter the pavements with regret.

    Who knows what you might discover if you look inside Himself. Inside out, of course.

    K

    #312842
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    In that case, Himself only has Himself to blame should he deny that other facet of Himself.

    Sometimes, we find solace in retreating to the darker regions of our imagined Universes.

    Step outside yourself and gently saunter through those leafy glades of fond memories and distant longings.

    Second chances and second chancers litter the pavements with regret.

    Who knows what you might discover if you look inside Himself. Inside out, of course.

    K

    I"m afraid the Scots live in the real world Ken,they aren"t interested in "Imagined Universes",Christ have you ever seen the fuss they make when they try to "pass over" a Scottish £10 note and the cashier holds it up in the air and gives it the look of "Thats not legal tender"! :evil:

    #312845
    conundrum
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    TAPK wrote….have you ever seen the fuss they make when they try to "pass over" a Scottish £10 note

    A fuss not unlike the outcries I have made to betting clerks when they have similarily tried to slip one under the radar. Not for me that Mickey Mouse money. There’s just a certain unease about having the unfamiliar in my trouser pocket.
    Having said that, I wouldn’t say no to having a few at present.
    If anyone else wants rid of their Scottish currency I’m willing to buy them off you for ninety English pence in the pound.

    #312875
    Avatar photoHimself
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    O wad some Power the giftie gie us
    To see oursels as ithers see us!
    It wad frae monie a blunder free us,
    An’ foolish notion:
    What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
    An’ ev’n devotion!

    and for those hard of thinking, soft southerners who seem unaccustomed to the harsher realities of life… and real money :P )…

    O would some Power the gift to give us
    To see ourselves as others see us!
    It would from many a blunder free us,
    And foolish notion:
    What airs in dress and gait would leave us,
    And even devotion! :wink:

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

    #312885
    conundrum
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    Brilliant. Love it. You’ve captured the full essence of Robert B. there, Himself.
    Clearly, the forum is returning to its former glory. The National Hunt season must be on the horizon. A time when giants of the written word awake from their slumbers to weave their magic on golden threads.

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