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- November 29, 2011 at 11:41 #380155
Precautionary
Inspection.
What does that mean – "We’re going to have an inspection to see if we need an inspection"?
November 29, 2011 at 12:37 #380161Precautionary inspection means that the course is currently fit for racing but the weather forecsast indicates that it might not be at the time of racing.
November 29, 2011 at 13:11 #380165"heads are turned for home" – of course they bloody are

"round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse
November 29, 2011 at 13:48 #380167"horse x has got a squeak"
"horse x is also of interest"
which ones don’t have a squeak or aren’t of interest, do the stewards know?
November 29, 2011 at 14:49 #380175Darren Owen says ‘on the front end’, so often, in every single race.
November 29, 2011 at 15:19 #380177When the finish of a race is described and the horses "ran on"

Oh and edited to add – "wins the races"
November 29, 2011 at 15:34 #380179Dislikes….
Gave him the office.
Likes to hear his hooves rattle.
Superb training performance.Likes….
Game as a pebble.
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November 29, 2011 at 16:46 #380185"This one wins head in chest".
It never has.
November 29, 2011 at 21:28 #380230Held up to get the trip,
We all know by racing 10 lengths behind the leader means you run 2 furlongs shorter.
November 29, 2011 at 21:41 #380231"round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse
Musselburgh does!
November 29, 2011 at 22:13 #380239"heads are turned for home" – of course they bloody are

"round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse
Kempton does
November 29, 2011 at 22:48 #380249I like that ‘precautionary inspection’ one someone posted. Absolutely meaningless.
If they inspected then it was a flipping inspection!
November 29, 2011 at 23:00 #380252Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.
Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty?
November 29, 2011 at 23:08 #380255Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.
Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty?

Kingfisher, you are so naughty. When I said that, at the time I genuinely meant that it was obvious from the saying that it meant the horse stayed a long time.
I didn’t dare add any other bits, even though I would have loved to have done so. Political correctness won’t allow me (and fear of having the forces of Hell unleashed upon me for saying the unmentionable).November 30, 2011 at 11:55 #380303Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.
Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty?

Kingfisher, you are so naughty. When I said that, at the time I genuinely meant that it was obvious from the saying that it meant the horse stayed a long time.
I didn’t dare add any other bits, even though I would have loved to have done so. Political correctness won’t allow me (and fear of having the forces of Hell unleashed upon me for saying the unmentionable).Crusty,mincing your words doesn’t wash with me.Are you suggesting that Batting for the Pavillion end is somewhat tarnishing ones polished willow?
November 30, 2011 at 14:19 #380322Crusty,mincing your words doesn’t wash with me.Are you suggesting that Batting for the Pavillion end is somewhat tarnishing ones polished willow?

I think "mincing" might be the operative word, to be honest.
December 1, 2011 at 19:39 #380543‘He/she’s in good form’
‘The best I’ve ever ridden/trained’
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