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  • #380155
    Noble Locks
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    Precautionary

    Inspection.

    What does that mean – "We’re going to have an inspection to see if we need an inspection"?

    #380161
    Avatar photoNenni
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    Precautionary inspection means that the course is currently fit for racing but the weather forecsast indicates that it might not be at the time of racing.

    #380165
    Avatar photoPerpetual
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    "heads are turned for home" – of course they bloody are :evil:

    "round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse

    #380167
    Avatar photosberry
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    "horse x has got a squeak"

    "horse x is also of interest"

    which ones don’t have a squeak or aren’t of interest, do the stewards know?

    #380175
    Avatar photoJJMSports
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    Darren Owen says ‘on the front end’, so often, in every single race.

    #380177
    Avatar photoGhost of Rob V
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    When the finish of a race is described and the horses "ran on" :roll:

    Oh and edited to add – "wins the races"

    #380179
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    Dislikes….
    Gave him the office.
    Likes to hear his hooves rattle.
    Superb training performance.

    Likes….
    Game as a pebble.
    Pigeon Catcher.

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    #380185
    Kenmadeiros
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    "This one wins head in chest".

    It never has.

    #380230
    strawbear
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    Held up to get the trip,

    We all know by racing 10 lengths behind the leader means you run 2 furlongs shorter.

    #380231
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    "round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse

    Musselburgh does! :lol:

    #380239
    % MAN
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    "heads are turned for home" – of course they bloody are :evil:

    "round the clubhouse turn" – as far as I’m aware, Kempton, Lingfield etc. don’t have a chuffing clubhouse

    Kempton does :lol:

    #380249
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    I like that ‘precautionary inspection’ one someone posted. Absolutely meaningless.

    If they inspected then it was a flipping inspection!

    #380252
    Avatar photoKINGFISHER
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    Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.

    Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty? :shock:

    #380255
    CrustyPatch
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    Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.

    Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty? :shock:

    Kingfisher, you are so naughty. When I said that, at the time I genuinely meant that it was obvious from the saying that it meant the horse stayed a long time.
    I didn’t dare add any other bits, even though I would have loved to have done so. Political correctness won’t allow me (and fear of having the forces of Hell unleashed upon me for saying the unmentionable).

    #380303
    Avatar photoKINGFISHER
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    Highly commended is Channel 4 Jim McGrath’s "He stays longer than the mother-in-law", although this is, strictly, barred as its meaning is clear.

    Are you suggesting Jims batting for the other Clubhouse Crusty? :shock:

    Kingfisher, you are so naughty. When I said that, at the time I genuinely meant that it was obvious from the saying that it meant the horse stayed a long time.
    I didn’t dare add any other bits, even though I would have loved to have done so. Political correctness won’t allow me (and fear of having the forces of Hell unleashed upon me for saying the unmentionable).

    Crusty,mincing your words doesn’t wash with me.Are you suggesting that Batting for the Pavillion end is somewhat tarnishing ones polished willow? :lol:

    #380322
    CrustyPatch
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    Crusty,mincing your words doesn’t wash with me.Are you suggesting that Batting for the Pavillion end is somewhat tarnishing ones polished willow? :lol:

    I think "mincing" might be the operative word, to be honest.

    #380543
    Avatar photoZarkava
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    ‘He/she’s in good form’

    ‘The best I’ve ever ridden/trained’

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